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I am the real poker king

Postby firth4eva on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:38 pm

Hello everyone.
I am a poker player.
I am well hard.
Dont mess with me or else Johnny B will be round your house.
He is 8ft 6" and 1200lbs.
He will tear you limb from limb.
So anyone want to play for real money?
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Postby kwanton on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:58 pm

NO i AM TEH REAL POKER KING!
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Postby Iliad on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:02 pm

I am the real poker king and will prove it by posting in large fonts annoying colours an CAPS LOCK! NOT TO MENTION THE BOLD ITALIC AND UNDERLINE!!1!TWO!!1
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:03 pm

NO IT'S IS ME I"M THE BEST POKER PLAYER!
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Eddie35: hi everyone
Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:11 pm

I'm the real poker king! im the only one with a 1inch weiner!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:14 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm the real poker king! im the only one with a 1inch weiner!


No wrong I have a 9 centimeter peter!
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Postby JoeBeevers on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:18 pm

You wait.
You Just wait.
I am going in a meeting in ten minutes.
With 4 huge men, with necks like bulldogs, arms the size of whole Hams.
They wont be too pleased with you Nonces
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Postby kwanton on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:20 pm

Ok he's the real poker king. Only he could bullshit as much as that :lol:
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Postby UCAbears on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:21 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You wait.
You Just wait.
I am going in a meeting in ten minutes.
With 4 huge men, with necks like bulldogs, arms the size of whole Hams.
They wont be too pleased with you Nonces


Oh goodness oh goodness. This isnt good fellow spammers.. Who will save us?
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Postby Iliad on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:22 pm

UCAbears wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You wait.
You Just wait.
I am going in a meeting in ten minutes.
With 4 huge men, with necks like bulldogs, arms the size of whole Hams.
They wont be too pleased with you Nonces


Oh goodness oh goodness. This isnt good fellow spammers.. Who will save us?

It won't be me!
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:23 pm

UCAbears wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You wait.
You Just wait.
I am going in a meeting in ten minutes.
With 4 huge men, with necks like bulldogs, arms the size of whole Hams.
They wont be too pleased with you Nonces


Oh goodness oh goodness. This isnt good fellow spammers.. Who will save us?
CHEESUS WILL SAVE US! lmfao
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Postby firth4eva on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:26 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You wait.
You Just wait.
I am going in a meeting in ten minutes.
With 4 huge men, with necks like bulldogs, arms the size of whole Hams.
They wont be too pleased with you Nonces


[size=0]I have a pinner[/size]


so you really have.

quote to find out what
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:34 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:You wait.
You Just wait.
I am going in a meeting in ten minutes.
With 4 huge men, with necks like bulldogs, arms the size of whole Hams.
They wont be too pleased with you Nonces


send them my love :wink:
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Postby AK_iceman on Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:47 pm

Don't feed the trolls. :roll:
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