What should I have for din dins?

[reverend_kyle]

hi ronnie, how you been?

I think this one is reggie.

It's a good one.

[JoeBeevers]

hi ronnie, how you been?

Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying

[Minister Masket]

hi ronnie, how you been?

Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying

And I Royal Flushed yo ass. GET OUT MY PUB!

[Barny Boatman]

Hi Joe

I'm Having Pork Chops For Tea
After My Tea
We Should Play HeavyCola Heads Up

We Wear Soots
We Wear Soots

[heavycola]

hi ronnie, how you been?

Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying

I went past gutshot the other day. Sad times.

[Barny Boatman]

hi ronnie, how you been?

Yay Fizzy Cola
I been ok ta, hows yourself?

I dreamt about you last tuesday night.
Me, Barny, Ross, Ram, Ronnie and Punch were in Gutshot all colluding at a cash table.
I had Pocket Kray Twins, Punch had a pair of Hooks.
We got it all in preflop.
I flopped Quad Krays and sent Punch home crying

I went past gutshot the other day. Sad times.

Did You Have Your Yellow TShirt On ?

You Can Borrow One Of My Soots
Instead of That Scruffy Tshirt

[dwightschrute]

joe beevers YOU SUCK.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Hi Joe

I'm Having Pork Chops For Tea
After My Tea
We Should Play HeavyCola Heads Up

We Wear Soots
We Wear Soots

I Smell Multi

[Lukeplastow]

Joe this thread made me wake the missus up through laughing. So she starts shouting at me so i gave her a knuckle sandwich and she went right back to sleep.


Hahaha I think the yanks really dont get the British sense of humour. If it isnt friends or scrubs its just too much for their tiny brains. Show em Fawlty Towers and they'll think its a documentry.

[JoeBeevers]

You aint wrong there Luke.
Theres a few exceptions but most are addicted to shite like you said.
When I told her indoors I`d told everyone that she had to iron my shirts, I got an earful.
"Joe, say it aint so, you do your own high class designer 500 quid shirts from now on" she said.
I told her "Look, you iron them, otherwise you go and sleep in the shed, and I know theres a spider the size of a KFC bucket lid in there"
She soon got on with her work then

[dustn64]

joe beevers YOU SUCK.

QFT

[diddle]

Joe this thread made me wake the missus up through laughing. So she starts shouting at me so i gave her a knuckle sandwich and she went right back to sleep.


Hahaha I think the yanks really dont get the British sense of humour. If it isnt friends or scrubs its just too much for their tiny brains. Show em Fawlty Towers and they'll think its a documentry.

i'm british and thats not funny