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Would you like an Iphone

 
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Postby heavycola on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:50 pm

UCAbears wrote:
heavycola wrote:
UCAbears wrote: And it doesnt have bluetooth.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry:


Yeah it sucks.


I hate it. I hate that the whole moronic world is getting hyped up once again about more pointless shite that we are told we need to buy. It's a telephone. It won't get you laid, it won't boost your self-esteem and it won't make your music any less shit. And yes, I am a miserable, joyless twat.
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:51 pm

pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can an iPhone play High-definition games? I thunk NOT!


Neither can the PS3.

I pity the fool.


Prove that it can play HD games.

Type "PS3" into Wki.


That seems to indicate that it can't play anything very well.

Here's a side by side comparison of the newly released game systems.

Looks like the Wii is winning.


YAY Wii! But still the N64 is the greatest. :wink:
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Postby Minister Masket on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:52 pm

pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can an iPhone play High-definition games? I thunk NOT!


Neither can the PS3.

I pity the fool.


Prove that it can play HD games.

Type "PS3" into Wki.


That seems to indicate that it can't play anything very well.

Here's a side by side comparison of the newly released game systems.

Looks like the Wii is winning.

Admittably, the Wii is very original, but it isn't built to last. The interactivity is ahead of it's time.
People will want realistic games for the future. That is something the PS3 and the 360 can provide. The PS3 just goes that little bit further than the 360.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:55 pm

UCAbears wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
heavycola wrote:
UCAbears wrote: And it doesnt have bluetooth.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry:


Yeah it sucks.


I believe it does have bluetooth.


No, it doesnt. I'm looking at it right now.



Internet
Wikipedia on the iPhone's Safari web browser
Wikipedia on the iPhone's Safari web browser

The iPhone has built-in Wi-Fi, with which it is able to access the Internet (through a wireless network) via a modified version of the Safari web browser. The iPhone is also able to connect to the Internet through AT&T's EDGE network, but is not able to utilize AT&T's 3G/HSDPA network; Steve Jobs mentioned at the Keynote presentation that 3G support would be a future feature of a new version.[11] The use of the EDGE network instead of 3G has been criticized by analysts. When the user is not in a Wi-Fi hot spot, the iPhone's network connection will use the older EDGE network, which, before the launch, reviewers found that the EDGE network was "excruciatingly slow," with the iPhone taking as long as 100 seconds to download the Yahoo! home page for the first time.[15] Immediately before the launch, however, the observed speed of the network increased to almost 200kbps.[17]. This is probably due to the new "Fine EDGE" upgrades AT&T has been making to their network prior to the launch.[18]

The web browser displays full web pages as opposed to simplified pages as on most non-smartphones. However the iPhone does not support Flash or Java technology.[19][14] Web pages may be viewed in portrait or landscape mode and support automatic zooming by "pinching" or double-tapping images or text. The iPhone also has Bluetooth 2.x+EDR built in. It works with wireless earpieces that use Bluetooth 2.0 technology.

An agreement between Apple and Google provides for access to a specially modified version of Google Maps — in map, local list, or satellite form, optimized for the iPhone, which also provides optional real-time traffic information. During the product's announcement, Jobs demonstrated this feature by searching for nearby Starbucks locations and then placing a prank call to one with a single tap.[8]





Missing common handheld features

Critics also claim that iPhone lacks a number of common handheld features,[28][29][30] including voice dialing, voice recording, instant messaging, memory card slot, MMS, A2DP (stereo bluetooth), common Bluetooth file transfer, GPS capability, text copy and paste, video recording with the built-in camera, native games, and support for MP3 files as ringtones. Some other criticisms with the phone are with the rechargeable battery, which is non-removable, and once depleted, will need to be replaced by the manufacturer for a fee[15]; and also that iPhone cannot install full programs from anyone but Apple.[31]

While the menu offers many common phone features, there are many menu items that have notably been left out: Sports, Theaters, Games, Chat. All of these options could be added through software upgrades in the future.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:55 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can an iPhone play High-definition games? I thunk NOT!


Neither can the PS3.

I pity the fool.


Prove that it can play HD games.

Type "PS3" into Wki.


That seems to indicate that it can't play anything very well.

Here's a side by side comparison of the newly released game systems.

Looks like the Wii is winning.

Admittably, the Wii is very original, but it isn't built to last. The interactivity is ahead of it's time.
People will want realistic games for the future. That is something the PS3 and the 360 can provide. The PS3 just goes that little bit further than the 360.


quit fucking thread jacking.
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Postby pancakemix on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:55 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can an iPhone play High-definition games? I thunk NOT!


Neither can the PS3.

I pity the fool.


Prove that it can play HD games.

Type "PS3" into Wki.


That seems to indicate that it can't play anything very well.

Here's a side by side comparison of the newly released game systems.

Looks like the Wii is winning.

Admittably, the Wii is very original, but it isn't built to last. The interactivity is ahead of it's time.
People will want realistic games for the future. That is something the PS3 and the 360 can provide. The PS3 just goes that little bit further than the 360.


Sony loses money for every PS3 it sells. It can't keep up the pace. The hardware is terrible, they've lost their exclusive franchises, they can't do anything. It's over for Sony.
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Postby UCAbears on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:00 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
heavycola wrote:
UCAbears wrote: And it doesnt have bluetooth.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cry:


Yeah it sucks.


I believe it does have bluetooth.


No, it doesnt. I'm looking at it right now.



Internet
Wikipedia on the iPhone's Safari web browser
Wikipedia on the iPhone's Safari web browser

The iPhone has built-in Wi-Fi, with which it is able to access the Internet (through a wireless network) via a modified version of the Safari web browser. The iPhone is also able to connect to the Internet through AT&T's EDGE network, but is not able to utilize AT&T's 3G/HSDPA network; Steve Jobs mentioned at the Keynote presentation that 3G support would be a future feature of a new version.[11] The use of the EDGE network instead of 3G has been criticized by analysts. When the user is not in a Wi-Fi hot spot, the iPhone's network connection will use the older EDGE network, which, before the launch, reviewers found that the EDGE network was "excruciatingly slow," with the iPhone taking as long as 100 seconds to download the Yahoo! home page for the first time.[15] Immediately before the launch, however, the observed speed of the network increased to almost 200kbps.[17]. This is probably due to the new "Fine EDGE" upgrades AT&T has been making to their network prior to the launch.[18]

The web browser displays full web pages as opposed to simplified pages as on most non-smartphones. However the iPhone does not support Flash or Java technology.[19][14] Web pages may be viewed in portrait or landscape mode and support automatic zooming by "pinching" or double-tapping images or text. The iPhone also has Bluetooth 2.x+EDR built in. It works with wireless earpieces that use Bluetooth 2.0 technology.

An agreement between Apple and Google provides for access to a specially modified version of Google Maps — in map, local list, or satellite form, optimized for the iPhone, which also provides optional real-time traffic information. During the product's announcement, Jobs demonstrated this feature by searching for nearby Starbucks locations and then placing a prank call to one with a single tap.[8]





Missing common handheld features

Critics also claim that iPhone lacks a number of common handheld features,[28][29][30] including voice dialing, voice recording, instant messaging, memory card slot, MMS, A2DP (stereo bluetooth), common Bluetooth file transfer, GPS capability, text copy and paste, video recording with the built-in camera, native games, and support for MP3 files as ringtones. Some other criticisms with the phone are with the rechargeable battery, which is non-removable, and once depleted, will need to be replaced by the manufacturer for a fee[15]; and also that iPhone cannot install full programs from anyone but Apple.[31]

While the menu offers many common phone features, there are many menu items that have notably been left out: Sports, Theaters, Games, Chat. All of these options could be added through software upgrades in the future.



Maybe I just cant find it. I don't know how to use it because it's my bro's but if it does it hella hard to find.
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:01 pm

Phobia wrote:www.smashmyps3.com
http://www.smashmywii.com
http://www.smashmyxbox.com
http://www.smashmyipod.com

These guys are great. :lol:

people waited in line for the wii? wow.
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:03 pm

Hitman079 wrote:
Phobia wrote:www.smashmyps3.com
http://www.smashmywii.com
http://www.smashmyxbox.com
http://www.smashmyipod.com

These guys are great. :lol:

people waited in line for the wii? wow.


The wii is the only thing on that list that is good. :wink:
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:05 pm

...to smash
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Postby Fircoal on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:12 pm

Hitman079 wrote:...to smash


other way around. :roll:
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Postby Minister Masket on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:12 pm

pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
pancakemix wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Can an iPhone play High-definition games? I thunk NOT!


Neither can the PS3.

I pity the fool.


Prove that it can play HD games.

Type "PS3" into Wki.


That seems to indicate that it can't play anything very well.

Here's a side by side comparison of the newly released game systems.

Looks like the Wii is winning.

Admittably, the Wii is very original, but it isn't built to last. The interactivity is ahead of it's time.
People will want realistic games for the future. That is something the PS3 and the 360 can provide. The PS3 just goes that little bit further than the 360.


Sony loses money for every PS3 it sells. It can't keep up the pace. The hardware is terrible, they've lost their exclusive franchises, they can't do anything. It's over for Sony.

Are you dumb?
Ever heard of Metal Gear Solid? Kingdom Hearts? God of War?
I thunk NOT!
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Postby dwightschrute on Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:35 pm

it looks pretty sweet.
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Postby diddle on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:33 am

n8freeman wrote:gamecube is the best


WTF, you need to branch out, play other consoles
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Postby Fircoal on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:30 am

diddle wrote:
n8freeman wrote:gamecube is the best


WTF, you need to branch out, play other consoles


Other good consoles, you mean, which means the Nintendo ones. ;)
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