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Big Fight Today

Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:55 pm

Today I was walking through Hendon. With Ronnie and Barny Boatman.
We were walking 3 abreast, therefore blocking the whole pavement.
A big bloke was walking towards us, he was wearing a blue business suit, pork pie hat, cravat and shiny alligator shoes.
I recognised him as Stan the Snide, he was an old time coppers nark from Wembley way.
I whispered to Ron I wanted him sorting, Ron tipped me the wink and stood nose to nose with Stan.
"Oi, you nonce, Joe told me you`re a snide, slag, grass and nark"
"What abaht it?" Stan said
"I don`t like geezers like you pal" Ron said, "I`m sorting you right here"
Stan laughed, but froze when Ron pulled his cosh from his suit pocket.
Ron coshed him 3 times, we left Stan on the pavement. And continued into the heart of Hendon for a home game with Ross and Ram
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:59 pm

Did you put this on here to waste 30 seconds of my life or what?
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Postby Dmunster on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:04 pm

Thats from Clockwork Orange isnt it? I got like 50 pages into that book and decided learning a new and nonexistent language was giving me an ice cream headache.
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:05 pm

Haha cool, good story.
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Postby JoeBeevers on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:20 pm

Its a true story.
Ronnie will confirm it if hes about.
Stan the Snide won`t be bothering me again, he tried to blackmail me over Xmas for £60K.
He reckoned he had photos of me colluding via cellular phone, I got Barny to go round and beat him up on New Years Day.
His type don`t frighten us Hendon Mobsters
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:23 pm

Go f*ck yourself you waste of life :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:23 pm

Black sox scandal was orchestrated by the hendon mob

true story.
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Postby luns101 on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:05 am

Ok, I guess I can understand now why people don't like you that much. This has got to be some kind of gag.
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Postby OnlyAmbrose on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:11 am

luns101 wrote:Ok, I guess I can understand now why people don't like you that much. This has got to be some kind of gag.


You didn't see that about 4 threads ago? :lol:
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Postby luns101 on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:33 am

OnlyAmbrose wrote:
luns101 wrote:Ok, I guess I can understand now why people don't like you that much. This has got to be some kind of gag.


You didn't see that about 4 threads ago? :lol:


I was busy posting the surfing pics.
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:43 am

If i read another piece of cack from this moron....someone shoot me ](*,)
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Re: Big Fight Today

Postby misterman10 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:44 am

JoeBeevers wrote:Today I was walking through Hendon. With Ronnie and Barny Boatman.
We were walking 3 abreast, therefore blocking the whole pavement.
A big bloke was walking towards us, he was wearing a blue business suit, pork pie hat, cravat and shiny alligator shoes.
I recognised him as Stan the Snide, he was an old time coppers nark from Wembley way.
I whispered to Ron I wanted him sorting, Ron tipped me the wink and stood nose to nose with Stan.
"Oi, you nonce, Joe told me you`re a snide, slag, grass and nark"
"What abaht it?" Stan said
"I don`t like geezers like you pal" Ron said, "I`m sorting you right here"
Stan laughed, but froze when Ron pulled his cosh from his suit pocket.
Ron coshed him 3 times, we left Stan on the pavement. And continued into the heart of Hendon for a home game with Ross and Ram


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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:47 am

Doesn't this guy EVER get tired of his own little annoying stories? I mean, come on! :evil:
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Postby dustn64 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:51 am

Why did you bump this thread? nonce...
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:52 am

dustn64 wrote:Why did you bump this thread? nonce...


I needed to quote him and HERES WHY
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Postby Shadowstar on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:54 am

So you had to resort to a weapon in order to beat someone up... You act all tough, then post that you use weapons to beat "people" weaker than you.

And FYI, it doesn't count as a big fight if it's one-sided. Or against toys.
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Postby Psilocbin on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:54 am

This guy is full of the shit he eats.
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:55 am

Everyone just check this out:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24215
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Postby misterman10 on Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:03 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Its a true story.
Ronnie will confirm it if hes about.
Stan the Snide won`t be bothering me again, he tried to blackmail me over Xmas for £60K.
He reckoned he had photos of me colluding via cellular phone, I got Barny to go round and beat him up on New Years Day.
His type don`t frighten us Hendon Mobsters


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Postby Dancing Mustard on Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:38 pm

Oi oi, you'd better watch ahhht with all this boasting Joe my son, if you're not careful I'll send Klaxon Keanu round your gaff to sort you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttt. Savvy?
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