What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

[Vincent M]

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?



Finding out someone had diarrhea and shat in your lentil soup



(I know you are thinking of gaging don't throw up on the comp)

[diddle]

finding more than one worm in you apple

[DirtyDishSoap]

A nuclear holocaust.




Discuss.

Eating a dead baby?

[Balsiefen]

I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!

Actually I can think of a few things worse than those:

1. Dyingfetus trying to find a way to mention Cannibal Corpse, or making some reference to death metal music in every post he makes; just because he thinks it'll make him look badass.

2. Listening to Dyingfetus whinging and whining about behind my back because he's upset at how badly he got humiliated in Flame Wars.

3. People who suck at Flame Wars coming to Funny Farm to bitch about people they're too scared to flame directly.

4. Having Dancing Mustard remind you what a fucking cowardly emo-wannabe you are with the whole Funny Farm watching.

Be a man about it DyingFaeces, if you want to talk trash to me then come to Flame Wars and try to be a man about it, but for f*ck's sake don't try to hide from me while you make snivelling little comments in the Funny Farm. I thought you were trying to convince us that you're a badass child-eating hardcore psycho (I mean, you must be right, listening to all that death-metal?), not some blouse-wearing transvestite with a weak-bladder and no bollocks.

Um. You dont like him much do you.

[unriggable]

Prison Sex is worse than finding a worm in an apple...

[john1099]

being in the middle of taking your turns, to find out that you forgot to pay the internet bill

then you have to go outside, pick an apple, because you forgot to buy food.
Only to realize that there is indeed a worm in your apple, but you have no way of reporting your findings to the CC public!

[Hitman079]

finding an apple in my worm?

i don't know why, but that face made me laugh

[Skittles!]

Prison Sex is worse than finding a worm in an apple...

Are you sure of that?

[Hitman079]

just imagined being ass-raped.

[reverend_kyle]

i know

then why did you argue with him about it.

[MeDeFe]

just imagined being ass-raped.

Does it involve an apple?

[Skittles!]

just imagined being ass-raped.

Does it involve an apple?

It involves fisting an apple up your rectum, but yeah.

[MeDeFe]

Thought so, is there a worm in the apple?

[Skittles!]

Unfortunatly.

[MeDeFe]

Now that IS bad.

[Skittles!]

So we're learnt that getting fisted by an apple up your rectum with a worm in it is worst than just having an worm in your apple.

[AlgyTaylor]

finding an apple in your worm?

[MeDeFe]

We already had that.

[AlgyTaylor]

damn. I thought I was being clever.

[heavycola]

Thought so, is there a worm in the apple?

If there wasn't when you started, there will be by the time you finish

[MeDeFe]

Wouldn't that make it apple puree?

[Minister Masket]

What's worse?
Finding out that E-Sure can actually save you money.

[Cheesemore]

Your in a public restroom with your friends, you go into a stall to take a dump (though you should probibly leave it instead ) and when you're done you relize there is no toliet paper

[2dimes]

So what's the problem, not wearing socks?

[Gold Knight]

Your in a public restroom with your friends, you go into a stall to take a dump (though you should probibly leave it instead ) and when you're done you relize there is no toliet paper

Id first use the wall, spelling my name out. If it was real bad, id move next to the handle of the toilet flusher to make sure no one else uses this bathroom for the fear of hand flushing.