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Does America's level of moral decay make it beyond saving?

Yes - the only cure is weapons of mass destruction
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No - with enough prayer and ablutions even Americans can eventually return to the righteous path
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The American sickness

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Jan 12, 2023 5:47 pm

Prince Harry before romancing an American - naked romps in Last Vegas hotels with groups of young women:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/upl ... 295613.jpg

Prince Harry after romancing an American - writing books about how he thinks about his dead mum while lubricating his penis:

https://www.newsweek.com/prince-harry-b ... na-1773167
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Re: The American sickness

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 12, 2023 7:45 pm

The best part is the frantic, panting tone in his voice when he says "my penis was oscillating."
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Re: The American sickness

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jan 12, 2023 8:17 pm

Oddly enough, MY penis is an ocelot.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby ConfederateSS on Fri Jan 13, 2023 5:00 am

----------Harry, apparently when at the North Pole...He got frost bite on his penis...Why would he expose himself outside at the North Pole???...Sure, he probably wanted to write his name in the snow at the top of the world...Ouch, that 50 to 100 below zero wind chill will get you every time...You never hear of Santa Claus writing his name in the snow at the North Pole... Hopefully Harry learned his lesson...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)
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Re: The American sickness

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jan 13, 2023 6:31 am

ConfederateSS wrote:----------Harry, apparently when at the North Pole...He got frost bite on his penis...Why would he expose himself outside at the North Pole???...Sure, he probably wanted to write his name in the snow at the top of the world...Ouch, that 50 to 100 below zero wind chill will get you every time...You never hear of Santa Claus writing his name in the snow at the North Pole... Hopefully Harry learned his lesson...... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)


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Re: The American sickness

Postby jimboston on Fri Jan 13, 2023 9:01 am

bigtoughralf wrote:Prince Harry before romancing an American - naked romps in Last Vegas hotels with groups of young women:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/upl ... 295613.jpg

Prince Harry after romancing an American - writing books about how he thinks about his dead mum while lubricating his penis:

https://www.newsweek.com/prince-harry-b ... na-1773167


Your topic title doesn’t match your OP.

The moral decay described is the decay of the Royal Family… that’s been going on for decades.
Charles was a cheater.
His brother a pedo.
Now Harry is a deviant.

Nothing new.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:45 am

Greatest CRIII moment --- gunman with poor aim (probably Irish) charges the dais, doesn't bother him at all. He keeps adjusting his cufflinks.

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Re: The American sickness

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Jan 14, 2023 8:06 am

jimboston wrote:The moral decay described is the decay of the Royal Family… that’s been going on for decades.
Charles was a cheater. - concubines have been a royal privilege since the dawn of time
His brother a pedo. - according to 12 Tweeters and 0 courts
Now Harry is a deviant. - according to his own words


Harry's deterioration started immediately after his new American succubus started whispering in his ear about how the Queen being white was proof she was racist and that Oprah is the world's most woke family counsellor.

The last time a royal family member got involved with an American he had to step down as king as a result (Edward's abdication). Americans and high society simply don't mix.
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Down with the sickness

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 14, 2023 8:29 am

It should have been fine for the king to marry up an American. The one he picked was probably even pale enough.

The problem was she had already married a few other blokes and at the time was still processing a divorce from the last one before him.

Other than volume of husbands, I'm missing how it's any different to the current queen consort situation.

In my opinion, Chuck should have done the right thing like his uncle, step aside and move to France to let his kid prince Willie put on the jeweled hat.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jan 14, 2023 8:51 am

FINALLY

A thread by Mr. Poopypants about awesome music....I LOVE this song. Adding an excellent cover version too....Thanks!!



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Re: Down with the sickness

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:45 am

KB + ralf = full agreement

Sorry jim, if OP is so self-evident that even KB and I are in agreement on it then you'll have to take an L on this one.

2dimes wrote:It should have been fine for the king to marry up an American. The one he picked was probably even pale enough.

The problem was she had already married a few other blokes and at the time was still processing a divorce from the last one before him.


'It would have been okay to marry an American if she wasn't a moral degenerate'. That's like saying it would be okay to marry a hooker so long as she was chaste.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:46 am

Fun side fact: being Catholic precludes someone from becoming king or queen of England, but any other religious affiliation (including Muslim, Jew, Hindu etc) is fine.
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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:51 am

Yawn. The British equivalent, Mrs Bowles Parker, is now Queen consort. Big deal.

There are no Muslims or Catholics in line for the throne.

Oh look, Harry is, right there right after his niece and nephews.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:54 am

Harry is a whiny crybaby. The family is right to ostracize him. The crown should above all be worn with dignity and forbearance. Someone who goes crying to the media because his brother beat him in a fight deserves to wallow in dirt.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jan 14, 2023 12:36 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Americans and high society simply don't mix.


Um, no. The problem is British royalty have a fetish for marrying the dregs of American society. Harry could have married a Vandenburg, or an Ames, or a Mars, or a Hearst ... he either chose, or was only able to land, a middle aged, C-list TV actress.

bigtoughralf wrote:Fun side fact: being Catholic precludes someone from becoming king or queen of England, but any other religious affiliation (including Muslim, Jew, Hindu etc) is fine.


As it should be. The Roman Catholic Church is Satan's plan to subvert the coming Kingdom. Judaism, Islam, etc. may just be traveling a different path, but Catholicism is an active and menacing threat.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 14, 2023 6:36 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Judaism, Islam, etc. may just be traveling a different path,


Yeah...

With slightly different ideas about who should be allowed to set up, French fries with Hummus stands, in certain regions.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby karel on Sat Jan 14, 2023 8:50 pm

who cares about any of the royals,glad you all love drama
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Re: The American sickness

Postby jimboston on Sun Jan 15, 2023 11:33 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:
jimboston wrote:The moral decay described is the decay of the Royal Family… that’s been going on for decades.
Charles was a cheater. - concubines have been a royal privilege since the dawn of time
His brother a pedo. - according to 12 Tweeters and 0 courts
Now Harry is a deviant. - according to his own words


Harry's deterioration started immediately after his new American succubus started whispering in his ear about how the Queen being white was proof she was racist and that Oprah is the world's most woke family counsellor.

The last time a royal family member got involved with an American he had to step down as king as a result (Edward's abdication). Americans and high society simply don't mix.


So explain Charles and his pedo brother.

You do realize the greatest leader of the UK in the 20th Century had an American mother right?
Winston Churchill was half American.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby ConfederateSS on Sun Jan 15, 2023 11:40 pm

jimboston wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:
jimboston wrote:The moral decay described is the decay of the Royal Family… that’s been going on for decades.
Charles was a cheater. - concubines have been a royal privilege since the dawn of time
His brother a pedo. - according to 12 Tweeters and 0 courts
Now Harry is a deviant. - according to his own words


Harry's deterioration started immediately after his new American succubus started whispering in his ear about how the Queen being white was proof she was racist and that Oprah is the world's most woke family counsellor.

The last time a royal family member got involved with an American he had to step down as king as a result (Edward's abdication). Americans and high society simply don't mix.


So explain Charles and his pedo brother.

You do realize the greatest leader of the UK in the 20th Century had an American mother right?
Winston Churchill was half American.

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Re: The American sickness

Postby riskllama on Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:56 am

I thought this thread was going to be about obesity... :(
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Re: The American sickness

Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:20 am

riskllama wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about obesity... :(


Churchill was morbidly obese
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Re: The American sickness

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 16, 2023 3:19 am

...like many other bricklayers.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby HitRed on Tue Jan 17, 2023 11:35 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
riskllama wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about obesity... :(


Churchill was morbidly obese


His mom was American. :-$
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Re: The American sickness

Postby bigtoughralf on Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:27 pm

That explains why they had a gold toilet.
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Re: The American sickness

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:24 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:That explains why they had a gold toilet.


and Confed's obsession
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