Population South Korea: 52 million | Population DPRK: 26 million
GDP, South Korea: $31,489 | GDP, DPRK: $1,300
In what world is it possible for the DPRK to pose any kind of threat to South Korea?
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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=241668&start=200#p5349880
Every year a huge number of people manage to escape the hellish tyranny of capitalist South Korea and are embraced with open arms by the benevolent and glorious Dear Leader in the utopia which is DPRK; whereupon they are free to start a new, plentiful life away from the prying eyes of the state.saxitoxin wrote:Population South Korea: 52 million | Population DPRK: 26 million
GDP, South Korea: $31,489 | GDP, DPRK: $1,300
PureStink wrote:Every year a huge number of people manage to escape the hellish tyranny of capitalist South Korea and are embraced with open arms by the benevolent and glorious Dear Leader in the utopia which is DPRK; whereupon they are free to start a new, plentiful life away from the prying eyes of the state.saxitoxin wrote:Population South Korea: 52 million | Population DPRK: 26 million
GDP, South Korea: $31,489 | GDP, DPRK: $1,300
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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PureStink wrote:Fun fact: the word "defect" is actually a portmanteau of the words "dear leader" and "perfect", which itself is a portmanteau of the words "permanent" and "confectionery". When the people of Seoul learned of the north's literally endless supply of Kim(TM) brand chocolates ("the greatest Un-der the Sun"), they were honour bound to follow in Choe Deok-sin's almighty footsteps.
saxitoxin wrote:The United States of the 20th/21st centuries is a nation built on global terror and belligerent warmongering curated by the so-called "Atlanticist" Democrat and Republican parties which say they're trying to protect democracy but are really trying to expand access to new markets for their big business allies.
bigtoughralf wrote:saxitoxin wrote:The United States of the 20th/21st centuries is a nation built on global terror and belligerent warmongering curated by the so-called "Atlanticist" Democrat and Republican parties which say they're trying to protect democracy but are really trying to expand access to new markets for their big business allies.
The US: *runs enormous live-fire simulation of an invasion of North Korea*
North Korea: *gets angry and fire some missiles into the sea*
The US: look how crazy North Korea is! Punish North Korea!
The US is like the bully winding up an unpopular kid in class hoping he'll snap so the bully can claim self-defence when he beats him up.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
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jonesthecurl wrote:PureStink wrote:Fun fact: the word "defect" is actually a portmanteau of the words "dear leader" and "perfect", which itself is a portmanteau of the words "permanent" and "confectionery". When the people of Seoul learned of the north's literally endless supply of Kim(TM) brand chocolates ("the greatest Un-der the Sun"), they were honour bound to follow in Choe Deok-sin's almighty footsteps.
But if they heard about S'mores, they'd all head for the U.S.
(actually I think s'mores are disgusting. Also perverted, since graham crackers were invented to be a 'healthy' snack).
bigtoughralf wrote:saxitoxin wrote:The United States of the 20th/21st centuries is a nation built on global terror and belligerent warmongering curated by the so-called "Atlanticist" Democrat and Republican parties which say they're trying to protect democracy but are really trying to expand access to new markets for their big business allies.
The US: *runs enormous live-fire simulation of an invasion of North Korea*
North Korea: *gets angry and fire some missiles into the sea*
The US: look how crazy North Korea is! Punish North Korea!
The US is like the bully winding up an unpopular kid in class hoping he'll snap so the bully can claim self-defence when he beats him up.
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