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HORSE HUNT

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jul 22, 2022 12:22 am

This is what it's like when the ladies see me coming into the club.

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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 22, 2022 12:32 am

Tell them Ralf. Alberta wild horses are an invasive species introduced there by the European colonizers. A lot of farting from them. Terrible for the environment.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Jul 22, 2022 3:23 am

2dimes wrote:Tell them Ralf. Alberta wild horses are an invasive species introduced there by the European colonizers. A lot of farting from them. Terrible for the environment.


Now that I know this, I believe those selfish creatures deserve anything that happens to them.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 22, 2022 6:31 am

bigtoughralf wrote: I believe those selfish creatures deserve anything that happens to them.


Mammel invasive species that live in other countries farting, such as yourself for example?
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:01 am

I don't believe in national boundaries imposed by imperial powers and consider myself a citizen of the world.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:01 am

I do sometimes fart though.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:03 am

bigtoughralf wrote:I don't believe in national boundaries imposed by imperial powers and consider myself a citizen of the world.


Exactly like the ancestors of those horses.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Jul 23, 2022 2:51 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:I do sometimes fart though all the time.


corrected. :D
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby bigtoughralf on Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:52 pm

2dimes wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I don't believe in national boundaries imposed by imperial powers and consider myself a citizen of the world.


Exactly like the ancestors of those horses.


I don't think horses believe in anything. Freaking antichrists.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:21 am

Hmmm, I wonder if I'd get in trouble for making a parody of this one?

Possibilities I'm thinking about...
  • KORSE
  • CORSE
  • COARSE
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:37 pm

Possibilities I'm thinking about...
  • WHORES
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:44 am

Whorsepower!!

I hear they fart a lot and taste like chicken ..
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby 2dimes on Fri Aug 19, 2022 6:02 am

It's possible.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby jusplay4fun on Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:29 pm

Please don't tell me they fart all the time (like ralph) and taste like ralph. :D :lol:
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:38 pm

jusplay4fun wrote:Please don't tell me they fart all the time (like ralph) and taste like ralph.


Don't you already have another thread for spamming your sexual fantasies?
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:53 am

Is it just me, or is anyone else struck by the fact that "Helen Hunt" rhymes with "Smellin' Cunt"?
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Aug 20, 2022 1:45 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:Please don't tell me they fart all the time (like ralph) and taste like ralph.


Don't you already have another thread for spamming your sexual fantasies?


My sexual fantasies have NOTHING to do with you, poorSoftWeakSillyUgly-ralph.

Sorry, incels are not in my sphere. Go beg saxi, again. :lol: 8-)

And why are we even talking about eating horses? Who thought THAT is a good idea?
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:57 am

The French.
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Re: HORSE HUNT

Postby bigtoughralf on Sun Oct 23, 2022 9:55 am

Pretty common all across central Asia and I think some places in Japan too.

Don't worry, jp, no one's going to make you eat any meat other than your reconstituted chicken tendies if you don't want to.
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