Putang: for beginners

[saxitoxin]

If I was driving the van it would probably have a sauna in the back so that I could detox on the go.

By "sauna in the back" he means tie-down straps and cuffs so his passengers will stop trying to jump out at stoplights. Maybe also a gag so they'd stop screaming for the police.

[mookiemcgee]

If I was driving the van it would probably have a sauna in the back so that I could detox on the go.

By "sauna in the back" he means tie-down straps and cuffs so his passengers will stop trying to jump out at stoplights. Maybe also a gag so they'd stop screaming for the police.

ugh, the rohypnol was supposed to make you forget about these details. Will have to up the doses in the future. Even though you screamed like a 10 year old girl, the police didn't save your butthole.

[bigtoughralf]

As if saxi would ever refuse consent in any situation that might result in a sexual encounter.

[saxitoxin]

German priests are demanding Ram be elected Pope

German Catholic bishops and lay leaders on Friday called on Pope Francis to loosen the church’s rules on priestly celibacy

https://www.wsj.com/articles/german-cat ... uh45uj2xxu

[jusplay4fun]

saxi continues to spread the BOTTOM line TRUTH. Thanks, Saxi/vaxi for making my job easier.

[mookiemcgee]

saxi continues to spread the BOTTOM line TRUTH. Thanks, Saxi/vaxi for making my job easier.

He spread something in the back of my van amiright

[saxitoxin]

saxi continues to spread the BOTTOM line TRUTH. Thanks, Saxi/vaxi for making my job easier.

He spread something in the back of my van amiright

YOU WISH

[jusplay4fun]

I will give saxi credit for "stirring the pot." Without his posts, many of us would have nothing to read and to discuss in this Forum.

Most of his stuff his simply garbage (and even worse), but it does make some of think. Many only react without much thought; that is rather obvious. A few of his posts hint at a bit of intelligence, but only a hint and only a few.

[jusplay4fun]

saxi continues to spread the BOTTOM line TRUTH. Thanks, Saxi/vaxi for making my job easier.

He spread something in the back of my van amiright

YOU WISH

Thank you for granting me my wish.

Let me get on this bandwagon.

jusplay4fun wrote:
SAXITOXIN is FULL of SHIT.

[The ram]

Well it's valentines day and most of you incels will be sick of the sight of love hearts in your local supermarket when picking up your microwave meals. Had you started working out and eating fresh fruit veg and meat when I started this thread then you could be bollocks deep in minge. But no, dds will be drinking aftershave and contemplating where it all went wrong, KoolBak will be sitting on his porch in his dungarees oblivious to what day it is and Jimcel will be meticulously sorting out his collection of baseball cards from the late 70s onwards.

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices, so I won't be meeting any new birds. I've got plenty of numbers but it's just not as exciting as that initial meet and the anticipation of whether you're going to be able to get her knickers off, which i have an enormous success rate of. So remember incels, we all have to make sacrifices and do things we don't like doing to later reap the rewards.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I'm not getting laid for Valentines despite my "charm".
So I've made up excuses as to why i won't be slaying ass.
No nut November? More like, virgin for life.

[The ram]

I'm not getting laid for Valentines despite my "charm".
So I've made up excuses as to why i won't be slaying ass.
No nut November? More like, virgin for life.

That aftershave is good gear eh but I'm glad you're in playful high spirits. It's no good for anyone when an incel feels there's no point anymore.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Weird how you make a thread about getting laid, and nowhere in this thread have you accomplished anything remotely close.

The most we've learned is that you find French kissing weird.

Gtfo lol. God damn bag boy.

[The ram]

Weird how you make a thread about getting laid, and nowhere in this thread have you accomplished anything remotely close.

The most we've learned is that you find French kissing weird.

Gtfo lol. God damn bag boy.

I'm here to help you incels, not make you all feel insanely jealous by telling tales of the amount of pussy I get. Btw you need to get rid of that anger and negativity. It's a definite no-no for the ladies

[jimboston]

Well it's valentines day and most of you incels will be sick of the sight of love hearts in your local supermarket when picking up your microwave meals. Had you started working out and eating fresh fruit veg and meat when I started this thread then you could be bollocks deep in minge. But no, dds will be drinking aftershave and contemplating where it all went wrong, KoolBak will be sitting on his porch in his dungarees oblivious to what day it is and Jimcel will be meticulously sorting out his collection of baseball cards from the late 70s onwards.

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices, so I won't be meeting any new birds. I've got plenty of numbers but it's just not as exciting as that initial meet and the anticipation of whether you're going to be able to get her knickers off, which i have an enormous success rate of. So remember incels, we all have to make sacrifices and do things we don't like doing to later reap the rewards.

1) I collect comic books, NOT baseball cards.

2) I’m married… which means I have a mandatory Valentine,

[Dukasaur]

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks..

What are you training for?

[KoolBak]

It's not Being a Dumbass....he's totally got that down.

Glad to get a shout-out tho.

Actually my v day was normal. Worked. Did house shit. Took care of the fam.

Set up a nice dinner out for youngest son and his GF.

Made prawns, baked taters and filet mignon for my valentine of 34 years and my eldest boy. He bought a nice local bottle of cranberry wine we killed as we cooked.

Normal night

Wtf are dungarees?

https://photos.app.goo.gl/JaxR745ifsbDUuNu8

https://photos.app.goo.gl/mzGJFbeMrCC2M2oS7

https://photos.app.goo.gl/4McALaqmHzZ8DAnm6

[jusplay4fun]

Nice Dinner, KB.

[saxitoxin]

1) I collect comic books, NOT baseball cards.

I don't think you're helping your cause.

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks..

What are you training for?

He told me it was a community theater production of Cats. He's playing Mr. Mistoffelees.

[2dimes]

1) I collect comic books, NOT baseball cards.

I don't think you're helping your cause.

I'd go to a comicon with Jim over going to some pub with Das ram any time.

[mookiemcgee]

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks..

What are you training for?

He told me it was a community theater production of Cats. He's playing Mr. Mistoffelees.

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? Great casting choice

[saxitoxin]

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks..

What are you training for?

He told me it was a community theater production of Cats. He's playing Mr. Mistoffelees.

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? Great casting choice

Mr. Mistoffelees is basically the only character in Cats that can be played by a heterosexual.

Well, maybe straight-curious.

Well, maybe bisexual.

[Maxleod]

I will be having a quiet valentines myself actually. I'm training and don't want any distractions for the next few weeks..

What are you training for?

He told me it was a community theater production of Cats. He's playing Mr. Mistoffelees.

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees? Great casting choice

Mr. Mistoffelees is basically the only character in Cats that can be played by a heterosexual.

Well, maybe straight-curious.

Well, maybe bisexual.

You seem to know an awful lot about musicals, saxi...

[2dimes]

What's wrong with that? You make it sound negative, you uncultured swine.

When he was growing up in the German embassy in Libya, television was probably mostly a mix of, poor signals from France and weird state run propaganda made to make Col. Muammar look good.

His Austrian parents would occasionally take him to the theatre in London and of course, he learned to love it.

Once they moved to New York he was able to go to Broadway and watch all the best musicals in the World, plus by that time Blockbuster had VHS tapes so he didn't miss out on quality entertainment via television, instead of just watching MTV like an American his age.

School would have been tough but fortunately the embassy had tutors, once he went to university to get his PH.D. In nuclear physics, he fit in fine with everyone from the drama department.

Between what the Obama administration did to Libya, and the fact that due to lack of security clearances, he was never allowed to work in his field of expertise. He became a huge fan of Drumpt (a fellow offspring of Prussian immigrants in the US) and his attempts to throw the country into chaos.