List of Presidents with no Pets

[DoomYoshi]

James Polk
Andrew Johnson
Donald J. Trump

What else do they have in common? They are all populist Democrats and students of Andrew Jackson. They all made expanding the American Empire their main objective (Polk got Oregon, Texas, California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, Colorado; Johnson added Alaska and all the Confederate States; Trump added all of Space). They all served only one term. They all were either impeached or had a four letter last name.

[jimboston]

They all had great hair...

Polk sported a mad mullet. Johnson and a unique mullet-bob.
Of course our current Dear Leader had the best hair of all.

[DoomYoshi]

Some days I can't tell their hair apart:

Click image to enlarge.

[DoomYoshi]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list? He is also a student of Ol' Hickory and only briefly had 2 tiger cubs, which were a gift until Congress forced him to send them to the zoo.
His hair fits the bill too:

[DBandit70]

Trump has a pet Eagle(no joke)

[DoomYoshi]

Trump has a pet Eagle(no joke)

Where does he keep it?

[DBandit70]

Trump has a pet Eagle(no joke)

Where does he keep it?

last I heard it was at one of his Trump towers I believe

[DBandit70]

lol maybe its not his eagle, but I thought I saw it was somewhere saying it was his

[saxitoxin]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

[2dimes]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

[citation needed]

[saxitoxin]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

[citation needed]

He was born in Kinderhook, an isolated village in the east of New York State, where most of the population—including both of Van Buren’s parents—spoke Dutch. It wasn’t until he began attending the local schoolhouse that Van Buren learned to speak English in the late 1780s.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/692 ... e-language

[jonesthecurl]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

Nor did Jesus.

[saxitoxin]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

Nor did Jesus.

Jesus also didn't release his tax returns and the Apostles didn't spend four years bitching about it.

[jonesthecurl]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

Nor did Jesus.

Jesus also didn't release his tax returns and the Apostles didn't spend four years bitching about it.

Actually Jesus didn't need tax returns since he rendered all his coins to Caesar.

[DoomYoshi]

Hmmm... Martin van Buren was the only president to be born in the United States and to only hold American citizenship. The ones before him were all born in the British Empire and were therefore dual citizens and/or traitors. It's probably a good thing he didn't let the filthy English rub off on him too early.

[saxitoxin]

The Van Buren Boys were a problem -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkpnOTr8k9I

[riskllama]

martin van drunen is lord.

[mookiemcgee]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

Nor did Jesus.

Jesus also didn't release his tax returns and the Apostles didn't spend four years bitching about it.

ITT Saxi suggest Democrats are like the Apostles of Jesus.

[saxitoxin]

Real question. Should Martin van Buren be added to the list?

He didn't speak English. He shouldn't be added to any list.

Nor did Jesus.

Jesus also didn't release his tax returns and the Apostles didn't spend four years bitching about it.

ITT Saxi suggest Democrats are like the Apostles of Jesus.

A bunch of Jews from the city who want to get rid of the police? Yes, I guess they are.