Britains Got Talent: Finals

[diddle]

anybody watch Britains got talent and if so who were your favourites and what is your opinion on the final result?

my favourites were the;
Bar Wizards
Damon Scott
Crew 82 (although they mucked up their semi)
The baton twirling guy (i dunno his name)

and the final result sucked ass

[firth4eva]

he is called craig
and bar wizards should have won
its not like the queen has never seen opera before

[diddle]

he is called craig
and bar wizards should have won
its not like the queen has never seen opera before

yeah, he said he wanted to be just like pavarotti, who incedentily has previously sung at the royal variety, nothing similar their though

[pancakemix]

We don't get that show.

[firth4eva]

We don't get that show.

americas got talent is good

[diddle]

We don't get that show.

its odd that, considering its called britains got talent

actually, there was this turkish lady who went in for it, naturally she didn't get through

[Huckleberryhound]

Don't want to admit i watched it, but my girlfriend made me

Paul Potts was by far the best, and deserved to win.


I wonder however, how many times people walk up to him and say "I thought you were under house arrest", or "that's for killing thousands of innocent chilleans" while bopping him on the nose

[diddle]

Don't want to admit i watched it, but my girlfriend made me

Paul Potts was by far the best, and deserved to win.


I wonder however, how many times people walk up to him and say "I thought you were under house arrest", or "that's for killing thousands of innocent chilleans" while bopping him on the nose

i'm not denying he had talent, but he wasn't the most entertaining act

[DAZMCFC]

he was shit hot. did anyone see that weirdo dressed as madonna. what an ugly cow she was. she was very much deluded.

[RobinJ]

I didn't mind Paul Potts winning, but the Bar Wizards would have been better. Actually, I wanted Tony Laf, the black acoustic singer in the semi-finals, to win.

[diddle]

I didn't mind Paul Potts winning, but the Bar Wizards would have been better. Actually, I wanted Tony Laf, the black acoustic singer in the semi-finals, to win.

yeah, that semi sucked, they put all the good acts in the same semi, and only two could of progressed, Tony Laf and Craig should've gone through

[RjBeals]

I downloaded all the xvid's and got hooked. (I'm in South Carolina, USA). Paul gave my wife goosebumps and the 4yr old girl made my wife cry.. Funny how Simon said that was his favorite show he's "ever" been on.. It's so obvious he dislikes americans. He was waaayyy too nice to those people. The only bad comment he gave was to the Dr. GOre guy.

[diddle]

I downloaded all the xvid's and got hooked. (I'm in South Carolina, USA). Paul gave my wife goosebumps and the 4yr old girl made my wife cry.. Funny how Simon said that was his favorite show he's "ever" been on.. It's so obvious he dislikes americans. He was waaayyy too nice to those people. The only bad comment he gave was to the Dr. GOre guy.

that 4yr old was creepy

[Guiscard]

I downloaded all the xvid's and got hooked. (I'm in South Carolina, USA). Paul gave my wife goosebumps and the 4yr old girl made my wife cry.. Funny how Simon said that was his favorite show he's "ever" been on.. It's so obvious he dislikes americans. He was waaayyy too nice to those people. The only bad comment he gave was to the Dr. GOre guy.

I LOL'd at Paul...

I'm no Opera buff, but he really is tragically amateurish if you've ever heard operatic music in any kind of professional context. The Independant today perhaps said it best:

Philip Hensher: It takes more than a good voice to be an opera singer
A mind in the grip of Stendhal syndrome cannot encompass very much in the way of beauty
Published: 19 June 2007

On Sunday night, ITV, of all people, found time to broadcast a performance of the G major tenor aria from the last act of Turandot. If that sounds frankly unlikely, put it like this. On Sunday night, tragic Carphone Warehouse salesman Paul Potts, 36, struggled against the odds and wowed the audience of ITV's hit talent show Britain's Got Talent performing "Nessun Dorma". He now goes on to perform for the Queen at the Royal Variety Performance. "Her Majesty can't wait," said a top royal aide.

Which just goes to show that you can flog any old rubbish, so long as you put it in terms of a knock-out phone-in competition on the telly. Mr Potts is the sort of bog-standard tenor to be found in any amateur opera company in any corner of the country. His previous career highlight was in winning Michael Barrymore's My Kind of Music - he spent the money, sensibly but, on the evidence, fruitlessly, on singing courses in Italy.

Despite that, however, he has found it difficult to interest the operatic world in his talents, blaming this on a heartrending series of illnesses, motorbike crashes, and so on. One such accident, his online biography says, "which broke his collar bone kept him away from performing and he got left out of the opera circles."

It's rather difficult to believe; I don't think "the opera circles" are so flooded with talent that they would keep a good singer out for the sake of it. In reality, listening to Mr Potts, he would have difficulty in maintaining a place in the chorus of the opera house of Mönchengladbach- Krefeld. His tuning was all over the place; his voice sounded strained and uncontrolled; his phrasing was stubby and lumpy; he made a constipated approximation only of the fluid sound of the Italianate tenor.

It's clear what awaits Mr Potts after the Royal Variety Performance. He is going to join that category of singers described as "opera singers" in the press whose fame does not depend on their singing on an operatic stage. The craze for inauthenticity in modern life is overwhelming; to "painters" who never hold a paintbrush and "novelists" who ask a publisher to find someone to write the words on their behalf, we now have "opera singers" who might not be able to sing in an opera.

...

To one not very good performance of a very familiar stretch of music, they gasped; they clutched their chests; they opened wide their eyes; and finally, they rose to their feet in ecstatic acclamation. You would have thought that the judges had never heard anything so wonderful, and the greater part of the public agreed, pushing Mr Potts beyond warbling tots and transsexual singing groups into the heart of the Queen's prospective evening of entertainment.

If you regularly went to any kind of professional opera house, anywhere in Europe, you might not have been so overwhelmed. "Nessun Dorma", too, is, though a most beautiful and solemn passage in the context of a man contemplating his imminent brutal execution, somewhat meaningless as a mere gobbet, all effect and no causes, as Wagner said about Meyerbeer.

The rapture displayed ought to have a clinical name, and it does; it is called Stendhal syndrome. It routinely affects a dozen or so American visitors to Florence every year. An American who has grown up in an average mid-Western city has probably never seen anything beautiful in the flesh before he arrives on his package holiday of great Italian cities. The sight of Florence is, literally, too much for him. He has to be put back in his box and returned to Idaho.

I would like to think that the evidently beauty-starved audience which is thrown into ecstasies by a Potts singing two minutes of Puccini with a microphone would be transported into a better world by more extensive exposure to great art. If they are affected so powerfully by this, what magic would be worked on them by the Parsifal I once heard in Munich or the stupendous late-80s Covent Garden Salome with Maria Ewing at her demonic height?

Of course, it's a ridiculous question. They wouldn't care for it at all. A mind in the grip of Stendhal syndrome cannot encompass much in the way of beauty, or intellectual power, or extravagance; it tends to turn away and describe what it has seen as boring. Two minutes of "Nessun Dorma", not very well sung, is as much as most people can endure. The most that can be said for this kind of success is that it represents, in its audience's reaction, a start. Go, go, go, said the bird: Human kind cannot bear very much reality.

[diddle]

I downloaded all the xvid's and got hooked. (I'm in South Carolina, USA). Paul gave my wife goosebumps and the 4yr old girl made my wife cry.. Funny how Simon said that was his favorite show he's "ever" been on.. It's so obvious he dislikes americans. He was waaayyy too nice to those people. The only bad comment he gave was to the Dr. GOre guy.

I LOL'd at Paul...

I'm no Opera buff, but he really is tragically amateurish if you've ever heard operatic music in any kind of professional context. The Independant today perhaps said it best:

Philip Hensher: It takes more than a good voice to be an opera singer
A mind in the grip of Stendhal syndrome cannot encompass very much in the way of beauty
Published: 19 June 2007

On Sunday night, ITV, of all people, found time to broadcast a performance of the G major tenor aria from the last act of Turandot. If that sounds frankly unlikely, put it like this. On Sunday night, tragic Carphone Warehouse salesman Paul Potts, 36, struggled against the odds and wowed the audience of ITV's hit talent show Britain's Got Talent performing "Nessun Dorma". He now goes on to perform for the Queen at the Royal Variety Performance. "Her Majesty can't wait," said a top royal aide.

Which just goes to show that you can flog any old rubbish, so long as you put it in terms of a knock-out phone-in competition on the telly. Mr Potts is the sort of bog-standard tenor to be found in any amateur opera company in any corner of the country. His previous career highlight was in winning Michael Barrymore's My Kind of Music - he spent the money, sensibly but, on the evidence, fruitlessly, on singing courses in Italy.

Despite that, however, he has found it difficult to interest the operatic world in his talents, blaming this on a heartrending series of illnesses, motorbike crashes, and so on. One such accident, his online biography says, "which broke his collar bone kept him away from performing and he got left out of the opera circles."

It's rather difficult to believe; I don't think "the opera circles" are so flooded with talent that they would keep a good singer out for the sake of it. In reality, listening to Mr Potts, he would have difficulty in maintaining a place in the chorus of the opera house of Mönchengladbach- Krefeld. His tuning was all over the place; his voice sounded strained and uncontrolled; his phrasing was stubby and lumpy; he made a constipated approximation only of the fluid sound of the Italianate tenor.

It's clear what awaits Mr Potts after the Royal Variety Performance. He is going to join that category of singers described as "opera singers" in the press whose fame does not depend on their singing on an operatic stage. The craze for inauthenticity in modern life is overwhelming; to "painters" who never hold a paintbrush and "novelists" who ask a publisher to find someone to write the words on their behalf, we now have "opera singers" who might not be able to sing in an opera.

...

To one not very good performance of a very familiar stretch of music, they gasped; they clutched their chests; they opened wide their eyes; and finally, they rose to their feet in ecstatic acclamation. You would have thought that the judges had never heard anything so wonderful, and the greater part of the public agreed, pushing Mr Potts beyond warbling tots and transsexual singing groups into the heart of the Queen's prospective evening of entertainment.

If you regularly went to any kind of professional opera house, anywhere in Europe, you might not have been so overwhelmed. "Nessun Dorma", too, is, though a most beautiful and solemn passage in the context of a man contemplating his imminent brutal execution, somewhat meaningless as a mere gobbet, all effect and no causes, as Wagner said about Meyerbeer.

The rapture displayed ought to have a clinical name, and it does; it is called Stendhal syndrome. It routinely affects a dozen or so American visitors to Florence every year. An American who has grown up in an average mid-Western city has probably never seen anything beautiful in the flesh before he arrives on his package holiday of great Italian cities. The sight of Florence is, literally, too much for him. He has to be put back in his box and returned to Idaho.

I would like to think that the evidently beauty-starved audience which is thrown into ecstasies by a Potts singing two minutes of Puccini with a microphone would be transported into a better world by more extensive exposure to great art. If they are affected so powerfully by this, what magic would be worked on them by the Parsifal I once heard in Munich or the stupendous late-80s Covent Garden Salome with Maria Ewing at her demonic height?

Of course, it's a ridiculous question. They wouldn't care for it at all. A mind in the grip of Stendhal syndrome cannot encompass much in the way of beauty, or intellectual power, or extravagance; it tends to turn away and describe what it has seen as boring. Two minutes of "Nessun Dorma", not very well sung, is as much as most people can endure. The most that can be said for this kind of success is that it represents, in its audience's reaction, a start. Go, go, go, said the bird: Human kind cannot bear very much reality.

oooh ouch