An Interesting Hypothetical (Part 6)

by **s.xkitten** on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:56 pm

Vincent...how could you not put a GFY option...you have failed me... :cry:

by **jnd94** on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:59 pm

SEINFELD RULES!!!!!!

by **Jenos Ridan** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:57 am

Zoo.
First order of business, find out what human behavior or activity would creep them out the most. If they are the uber-tech, marxist fantasy that Anarchist gets off to, then asking about my stock profolio and reading my Bible will sure do the trick.

by **Aimless** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:08 am

Circus. Greater chance that you can escape, steal an alien weapon, blast your way into the center of the mothership, blow up the reactor, run away, find a space ship, run away some more, get dramatically back lit by the giant explosion from the mothership, and crash land back on Earth having saved the entire planet from annihilation singlehandedly.

by **Jenos Ridan** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:27 am

Aimless wrote:Circus. Greater chance that you can escape, steal an alien weapon, blast your way into the center of the mothership, blow up the reactor, run away, find a space ship, run away some more, get dramatically back lit by the giant explosion from the mothership, and crash land back on Earth having saved the entire planet from annihilation singlehandedly.

If they're like Trek, ala Rick Berman, then that plan might just work. Otherwise, you'll just get wasted inside of eight seconds of entry into a secure area (like the starport).

by **Anarchist** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:36 am

Aimless wrote:Circus. Greater chance that you can escape, steal an alien weapon, blast your way into the center of the mothership, blow up the reactor, run away, find a space ship, run away some more, get dramatically back lit by the giant explosion from the mothership, and crash land back on Earth having saved the entire planet from annihilation singlehandedly.

I choose circus to avoid the cage, travel the planet, and look for gymnists or a strange alien that can change shape. :wink:

I wouldnt crash land, only reason Id come back to earth is to pick up chicks and leave-good riddance!

by **AlgyTaylor** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:51 am

Zoo all the way. You could just lie about all day wanking and people would be perfectly happy ... in a circus you'd have to, you know, work.

by **Vincent M** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:20 am

At least in the circus you get to wear those funny hats

by **alex_white101** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:22 am

circus all the way! have u seen how fit some of the women are that work in circus's?

by **diddle** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:23 am

AlgyTaylor wrote:Zoo all the way. You could just lie about all day wanking and people would be perfectly happy ... in a circus you'd have to, you know, work.

thats exactly my point, in a zoo, your rewarded for doing tricks, in a circus your expected to

by **Vincent M** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:25 pm

diddle wrote:thats exactly my point, in a zoo, your rewarded for doing tricks, in a circus your expected to

Look If I do the zoo I would just throw shit at people

I need the comfort of the circus :lol:

by **unriggable** on Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:35 pm

Vincent M wrote:
diddle wrote:thats exactly my point, in a zoo, your rewarded for doing tricks, in a circus your expected to

Look If I do the zoo I would just throw shit at people

I need the comfort of the circus

Those tiny cages sure are comfortable!

An Interesting Hypothetical (Part 6)

Let's say you're abducted by aliens and they haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

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