THE MARSHAL OF THE REPUBLIC IS DEAD - 1983 TO 2020

by **saxitoxin** on Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:24 pm

As provided for by the Basic Law of the DPRK, Choe Ryong-hae, Director of the Department of Organization and Guidance and President of the Presidium, is the new leader.

by **DoomYoshi** on Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:27 pm

Truly a loss. It's unfortunate that he died before he had a chance to post in the "Favorite Cheese" thread.

Btw, good documentary = "The Lovers and the Despot".

by **saxitoxin** on Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:28 pm

THE DREAM CONTINUES

by **mrswdk** on Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:35 pm

RIP sweet prince

Would've thought they'd try and put his sister in charge, although she is not at all foxy so I wouldn't be too upset if the generals squashed her in a coup.

by **saxitoxin** on Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:45 pm

mrswdk wrote:although she is not at all foxy so I wouldn't be too upset if the generals squashed her in a coup

Why, did you think you had a chance with her? NOTTACHANCE.

by **mrswdk** on Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:04 am

Kim Jong Un's personal train spotted at holiday resort.

I will not be believing any further updates until the BBC reports it.

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:29 am

mrswdk wrote:Kim Jong Un's personal train spotted at holiday resort.

I will not be believing any further updates until the BBC reports it.

I broke the news about Meghan and Mary moving on CC weeks before the MSM, etc. YOUR LOSS.

by **mrswdk** on Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:13 pm

Fake news.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:48 am

GOOD NEWS.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:51 am

He's alive again!

by **mrswdk** on Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:28 am

I bet you were one of those people who posted stories about how Kim fed his uncle to dogs, only for his uncle to turn up alive and well the next week.

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:49 am

mrswdk wrote:I bet you were one of those people who posted stories about how Kim fed his uncle to dogs, only for his uncle to turn up alive and well the next week.

Bet you I'm NOT. I have been critical of all these false reports that the lying press (e.g. CNN) report as fact like "DPRK claims Kim Jong-un got a hole in one his first time golfing" ... proved FAKE NEWS but no retraction from CNN http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 23612.html

by **mrswdk** on Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:05 am

saxitoxin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I bet you were one of those people who posted stories about how Kim fed his uncle to dogs, only for his uncle to turn up alive and well the next week.

Bet you I'm NOT. I have been critical of all these false reports that the lying press (e.g. CNN) report as fact like "DPRK claims Kim Jong-un got a hole in one his first time golfing" ... proved FAKE NEWS but no retraction from CNN http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 23612.html

Yeah it's rich how those same commentators and politicians that constantly slam the North K government as being secretive liars are also prepared to reprint literally every single story they hear about north Korea that makes them go 'lol' without so much as a cursory Google to check its credibility.

'Kim Jong Un is dead because his heart surgeon's hand was shaking so much with terror' was another good recent fake news story that has emerged from various Western sources.

by **mrswdk** on Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:07 am

Another good one they do is refusing to print anything until it has been conclusively verified by multiple reliable sources, so as not to give oxygen to rumours and possible fake news - unless the story discredits someone they don't like (e.g. Trump, Chinese government) in which case they'll gladly plaster it all over their front pages with a tiny disclaimer saying 'unverified' buried at the end.

by **mrswdk** on Fri May 01, 2020 6:29 pm

ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ

Kim Jong-un has appeared in public for the first time in 20 days, North Korean state media says.

KCNA news agency reports that the North Korean leader cut the ribbon at the opening of a fertiliser factory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52508437

by **mrswdk** on Fri May 01, 2020 6:29 pm

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu May 28, 2020 4:31 pm

BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!!

The Kim family does not possess space-time bending power.
https://www.rfa.org/english/news/korea/ ... 73452.html

However, the original article is no longer available on the newspaper website, so it's pretty difficult to fact-check this one. They might indeed have space-time bending power after all.

What do you think? Fake News? Y/N?

by **2dimes** on Thu May 28, 2020 5:09 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Would've thought they'd try and put his sister in charge, although she is not at all foxy so I wouldn't be too upset if the generals squashed her in a coup.

Missed this first time around. Do they use a fancy machine to squash people these days or plain old military tank?