how did the dinosaurs die

[strike wolf]

the dinosaurs died because chuck norris decided he didnt want them to live anymore. end of story.

I really am getting tired of these Chuck Norris jokes. They are not that funny!!!

[g unit]

dinosars wer faak jesus made the planat 6000 yars agoo f*ck evolushun its bull****!!!!!11 Reed the damm bible its al riht ther!

A Christian I may be but I find it hard to punch holes in the evolution argument - it explains a hell of a lot. Same with the Big Bang - I'm a Christian but I believe the Big Bang happened. I think that God was the source of everything (the Big Bang, The Dinosaurs, etc) and that those first few chapters of Genesis are probably figurative - they're just an elaborate story of how God made everything and how man fell into sin.

if you believe that then you are not a true Christian! and the dinosaurs died i belive in the flood! there is no real evidence on how they died, some believe the Flood, and some belive that they were not strong enough to survive the conditions of the earth after the Flood!

No evidence? Wow. There are so many things wrong with that post. First of all, if you believe that the Earth (Just talking to g unit.) is only 6000 years old, your argument has already fallen apart. There are so many ways to prove the earth is in fact billions of years old, It has been proven many times, and every real scientist agrees with these findings. Also, if the earth is only 6000 years old, why is it that there are dinosaur bones found as recently as 65.5 million years ago? Also, the flood you're talking about is the one with Noah right? Well, I do believe that flood was real (There are in fact a lot of true historical events that happened which are in the bible.), However there is not enough water on earth to create a flood that covers the whole world. Also, the evidence for that huge flood is only in one middle eastern area (Not sure where exactly.). And if such a thing had happened, there would be a massive amount of evidence left behind. Now for what really happened. In 1980, a team of researchers led by Nobel-prize-winning physicist Luis Alvarez, his son geologist Walter Alvarez and chemists Frank Asaro and Helen Michels discovered that sedimentary layers found all over the world at the Cretaceous-Tertiary boundary contain a concentration of iridium hundreds of times greater than normal. Iridium is extremely rare in the earth's crust because it is very dense, and therefore most of it sank into the earth's core while the earth was still molten. The Alvarez team suggested that an asteroid struck the earth at the time of the K-T boundary. There were other earlier speculations on the possibility of an impact event, but no evidence had been uncovered at that time. The evidence for the Alvarez impact theory is supported by chondritic meteorites and asteroids which contain a much higher iridium concentration than the earth's crust.

ya als othe ass holes who thought the moon was million of years old said there was like thousands of feet of dust on the moon! well ya there isn't even 10 ft of dust on the moon! thus my argument is back together! i didn't read all that shit cus idc about EVILution! and don't need to know the shit u belive! ur all asses if you believe in EVILution!

[alex_white101]

what do believe in then g-unit?

[kwanton]

I lol @ this:

the dinosaurs died because they only rolled 2 fours in defence against my 3 sixes

and this:

"First, the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat, so they all died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they got turned into Mercedes-Benzes. Then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes..." - Oscar Wilde.

Uncyclopedia?

[g unit]

what do believe in then g-unit?

i belive in creation! and GOd the one and ONLY! fyi my username is "g unit" not after a band, but my name starts w/a "G" and middle name stars w/a "U" last name had "nit" in it! don't ask my y my friends gave it to me, they just did!

[EvilPurpleMonkey]

ya als othe ass holes who thought the moon was million of years old said there was like thousands of feet of dust on the moon! well ya there isn't even 10 ft of dust on the moon! thus my argument is back together! i didn't read all that shit cus idc about EVILution! and don't need to know the shit u belive! ur all asses if you believe in EVILution!

I wasn't even talking about EVOlution you stupid piece of crap. And who said there was going to be 10 ft of dust on the moon? And even if someone did say that, your argument is not back together, because they could not prove how much dust was on the moon without being there. However it has been proven how old the earth is as well as everyhing else I said. And yes, people don't need to know what I believe, Just like people don't need to know what you believe (BACKFIRE), but I have been asked my opinion, and so I have stated it. And learn how to effin type.

[g unit]

ya als othe ass holes who thought the moon was million of years old said there was like thousands of feet of dust on the moon! well ya there isn't even 10 ft of dust on the moon! thus my argument is back together! i didn't read all that shit cus idc about EVILution! and don't need to know the shit u belive! ur all asses if you believe in EVILution!

I wasn't even talking about EVOlution you stupid piece of crap. And who said there was going to be 10 ft of dust on the moon? And even if someone did say that, your argument is not back together, because they could not prove how much dust was on the moon without being there. However it has been proven how old the earth is as well as everyhing else I said. And yes, people don't need to know what I believe, Just like people don't need to know what you believe (BACKFIRE), but I have been asked my opinion, and so I have stated it. And learn how to effin type.

and i can also speek my opinion! and i don't know exactly how much dust there was, but it was even a forth of how much they thought! just read in any NON EVILution book! ur a piece of crap that has been burnt in paper bags many time eatin' by strey dogs then shit right back out!

[EvilPurpleMonkey]

what do believe in then g-unit?

i belive in creation! and GOd the one and ONLY! fyi my username is "g unit" not after a band, but my name starts w/a "G" and middle name stars w/a "U" last name had "nit" in it! don't ask my y my friends gave it to me, they just did!

Look, Creationism is just...I can't think of any other way to put it so, wrong. It has no proof (DON'T say the bible is proof! It's not.), god did not just suddenly decide "Hmm, I'm going to create life today!" and suddenly everything popped into existence. I do believe Jesus could have been a real historical person, and his teachings are nice and all, but there's a lot of stuff in the bible that can't possibly be true. I'm sorry if someone other than g unit found this offensive. Now let's stop talking about religion and start talking about how the dinosaurs died, how about it?

and i can also speek my opinion! and i don't know exactly how much dust there was, but it was even a forth of how much they thought! just read in any NON EVILution book! ur a piece of crap that has been burnt in paper bags many time eatin' by strey dogs then shit right back out!

None ever said you can't speak your mind, I'm just pointing out how you contradicted yourself by stating your opinion and then saying I can't state mine. Non evilution? Well, the only books that have anything to do with evolution all state that it is in fact how we came to be unless they're propaganda books written by crazy fundamentalist Christians from down south. And once again, I was not talking about evolution. And about that last part, well, the funny thing is, even after all that I'm still smarter than you.

[Anarchist]

Well you see they broke the "natural" order. Male dinosaurs became attracted to other male dinosaurs(picture it ) and female dinosaurs became attracted to other female Dinosaurs. This caused a massive population drop which caused the extinction of all the species.
Instead of fornicating the proper way(with female dinosaur on bottom) they were too busy having gay pride parades

God then had to send a meteorite to cover up the evidence of the devils work.

[alex_white101]

Well you see they broke the "natural" order. Male dinosaurs became attracted to other male dinosaurs(picture it ) and female dinosaurs became attracted to other female Dinosaurs. This caused a massive population drop which caused the extinction of all the species.
Instead of fornicating the proper way(with female dinosaur on bottom) they were too busy having gay pride parades

God then had to send a meteorite to cover up the evidence of the devils work.

lol! but seriously if u go by the timeline of the bible then there was not time for dinsoaurs........ or that humans lived at the same time as them which seems a bit mental. also i heard that years ago christians said that fossils of dinosaurs were not evidence as they were planted by the devil to mislead man.......

[Hitman079]

A Christian I may be but I find it hard to punch holes in the evolution argument - it explains a hell of a lot. Same with the Big Bang - I'm a Christian but I believe the Big Bang happened. I think that God was the source of everything (the Big Bang, The Dinosaurs, etc) and that those first few chapters of Genesis are probably figurative - they're just an elaborate story of how God made everything and how man fell into sin.

not at all. i think the beginning chapters of Genesis was just a folk tale, since the authors were probably not so educated about their origins. I, too believe in science through God.

[chewyman]

Global warming happened, just as it is today. All the watter was used up, all the plants died. With no plants to eat, the herbivors died. With no meat to eat all the carnivors died. Then with nothing to scavenge, the scavengers and parasites all died.

Damn the dinosaurs and their heavy industrialisation!! Didn't they realise that by relying on fossil fuels instead of renewable resources like wind and solar they would destroy the world?!?

[gethine]

what do believe in then g-unit?

i belive in creation! and GOd the one and ONLY! fyi my username is "g unit" not after a band, but my name starts w/a "G" and middle name stars w/a "U" last name had "nit" in it! don't ask my y my friends gave it to me, they just did!

is your name gregorius unicycle nitrate?

[Minister Masket]

Well you see they broke the "natural" order. Male dinosaurs became attracted to other male dinosaurs(picture it ) and female dinosaurs became attracted to other female Dinosaurs. This caused a massive population drop which caused the extinction of all the species.
Instead of fornicating the proper way(with female dinosaur on bottom) they were too busy having gay pride parades

God then had to send a meteorite to cover up the evidence of the devils work.

lol! but seriously if u go by the timeline of the bible then there was not time for dinsoaurs........ or that humans lived at the same time as them which seems a bit mental. also i heard that years ago christians said that fossils of dinosaurs were not evidence as they were planted by the devil to mislead man.......

And yet I thought the devil could not reach Earth, nor alter it until at least after the events of Genesis. And even then, "Oh look, I found a big bone, now I'm doing the devil's work! Somebody stone me!" (sarcasm)
Ridiculous.

[Wisse]

how did they die.i just want to see what you people can think up.

did they die? oh now what is it then what i have in my garden

[Nobunaga]

... Global warming, obviously.

... The Algoreosaurus tried to warn them all... but nobody listened . . .

... now naught left but dried bones . . .

[parno4u]

first the dinosaurs used gas to run there cars and other fossil fuels. then global warming happend. the ice caps melted and the oceans rose and killed the land creatures.but the melted ice upset the salt/fresh water balance in the oceans wich caused the ocean creatures to perish as well.soon the planet cooled ,the icecaps froze ones more and the sea levle fell to normal.

[Nobunaga]

... I think they're just hiding... waiting for their big chance!

[danodukebb]

they died because you touch yourself at night....

[jay_a2j]

IMO A meteor hit the earth, heating up the earth and killing the dinosaurs.

[vtmarik]

"First, the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat, so they all died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they got turned into Mercedes-Benzes. Then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes..." - Oscar Wilde.

Uncyclopedia?

Airplane 2, I just stuck the Oscar Wilde on there to throw people off the trail.

EDIT: And I got the line wrong when I wrote it down, it should be "Then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes."

[alex_white101]

they died because you touch yourself at night....

FAMILY GUY! how did i not remember to post that earlier?

[pancakemix]

Look at The Weird One's avatar and there's your answer.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Global warming happened, just as it is today. All the watter was used up, all the plants died. With no plants to eat, the herbivors died. With no meat to eat all the carnivors died. Then with nothing to scavenge, the scavengers and parasites all died.

Im sorry but thats a bullshit theory, Unless dinasours were cars

[danodukebb]

they died because you touch yourself at night....

FAMILY GUY! how did i not remember to post that earlier?

HAHHAHA when i saw this thread i was praying noone else put that lol