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Need help with horse puns

Postby Skoffin on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:30 pm

Hello friends

I am playing a game that will not be named and I need an assist with naming horses and teams.

I have a team of Australian ponies called Prancing Peonies, as an example.
Akhal tekes named Teke Time, and so on.

But now I need a team name for my mustangs, my Tennessee walkers and my Lipizzans and I have nothing. NOTHING!
Can you help me Long-necked dog forum? You are my only hope.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby HitRed on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:34 pm

Something to do with "quarter" horses?
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby NomadPatriot on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:39 pm

The Mustang Ma'Am's
the Nashville Hoot'n-Nannies
Generation Lips


there you go..
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby Skoffin on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:40 pm

I'm not breeding quarter horses, Hit Red.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:41 pm

Group of Foals
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby HitRed on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:45 pm

I owned one. It's an actually breed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Quarter_Horse
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby Skoffin on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:49 pm

Yeah, I'm not breeding any of those yet though. I'm currently focusing on racing horses and jumpy bois. :)
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:50 pm

HitRed wrote:I owned one. It's an actually breed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Quarter_Horse


Yup, and the Canadian Quarter used to feature a mounty.

Which led to the inevitable jokes. "Q: What kind of horse is the mounty riding?" "A: A quarter-horse, silly!"
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:08 am

Horsing around.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby 2dimes on Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:45 am

Jdsizzleslice wrote:Group of Foals


Was that supposed to be "Game of Foals"?

Did you call any of the Mustangs Sally. Kind of lame and obvious or maybe not.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby BoganGod on Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:37 am

The Brumbies
Move to the ACT and drive in circles, she'll be apples mate.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:00 pm

I think the mustangs should be Team Ford Motor Co!
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby Skoffin on Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:29 am

Thank you friends!

Now my new issue -

I need names for my over 100 horses that are thus far unnamed.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby dgz345 on Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:45 am

Skoffin wrote: Thank you friends!

Now my new issue -

I need names for my over 100 horses that are thus far unnamed.


http://www.horses-names.com/random-horse-names.php

https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/horse_names.php

https://horsenamegenerator.com/

You welcome :ugeek:
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:55 am

The three best horses:
Hidalgo
Shadowfax
Bucephalus

and more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_horses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_historical_horses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incitatus
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:08 pm

I think you were triggered.
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:29 pm

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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:46 pm

Sorry, I meant to say "tiggered".
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Re: Need help with horse puns

Postby NomadPatriot on Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:58 pm

name them all Carl.. so they will all come a once
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