UK discovers cure for cancer

[mrswdk]

Mere weeks after Boris Johnson seized power with his new super-majority government, UK scientists have been so motivated by his magnificence that they have immediately discovered a cure for cancer!

A newly-discovered part of our immune system could be harnessed to treat all cancers, say scientists.

The Cardiff University team discovered a method of killing prostate, breast, lung and other cancers in lab tests.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51182451

[2dimes]

Cool, that's one less thing to worry about.

[DoomYoshi]

That cure is illegitimate since they used single-use plastic vials and bags.