United States Defeats Iran in the 72 Hour War

[saxitoxin]

After three days of Iran threatening "severe retaliation" to the American strike that left 10 of their senior officials dead, the Islamic Republic this evening finally struck back in a forceful manner.

Earlier, the website of the Federal Deposit Library Program - a small government library that lends agricultural and land use pamphlets to other agencies - was hacked and replaced with a statement in broken English from the Islamic Republic of Iran, plus an animated Gif of an Iranian flag. It took more than 20 minutes to restore the website.

YARRRR!!! They got us good, boys! Oh well, I guess we learned our lesson.

[nietzsche]

I don't know if your little head realises it but.. those were open acts of war against a nation that has nuclear weapons.

While your tiny little mind is high on some sort of despicable emotion, one which celebrates with anticipation what disaster is to come.. millions and millions hate your country even more, and one nation that up until now didn't have a clear direct reason to go kamikaze on innocent civilian population now has the motivation backed up by international agreement. Their pride got hurt, and they can do it. I hope the US manages to stop them before there's another catastrophe like 9/11.

[saxitoxin]

I don't know if your little head realises it but.. those were open acts of war against a nation that has nuclear weapons.

According to France and Germany, Iran doesn't have nuclear weapons.

[nietzsche]

I just read a title "Iran will feel it must retaliate". That's exactly what I was trying to say in my post.

Now they feel they have no choice but to retaliate.


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ANd to your response, I think different reports is they can do it, and the US just gave them the motivation.

[D3A7H]

psychopaths already have all the motivation they need. sometimes they just need to be faced with their own mortality to see full consequences of their behavior.

[saxitoxin]

I just read a title "Iran will feel it must retaliate". That's exactly what I was trying to say in my post.

Now they feel they have no choice but to retaliate.


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ANd to your response, I think different reports is they can do it, and the US just gave them the motivation.

Well they did retaliate. They hacked a library's website.

I think it's reasonable to assume that's the limit of their capabilities. Their Air Force is still flying vintage 1970s aircraft.

[saxitoxin]

Trump has placed the U.S. in another Win-Win situation.

NATO is convening an emergency meeting of the military committee tomorrow. Should Iran make any attempt to attack the United States, the Atlantic Treaty will demand France, Germany, the UK and the rest of the cattle car of dwarfs and morons who pass for our allies defend the U.S. by going to war against Iran.

- If they fail to do so then we'll have good cause to withdraw from NATO and leave Europe to be dismembered by Russia, which is what we really want.
- If they actually do race to our "defense", we'll have an international alliance of democracies supporting our actions against a dictatorship which terrorizes the precious gays, thereby legitimizing our policies.

India Aligns with America Against Iran!

The United States has just assassinated General Soleimani, who was often described as Iran’s most charismatic leader. India has come out with a most anodyne statement after the assassination. It doesn’t condemn the assassination. In fact it does not even call it an assassination. It calls it a killing, as if an ordinary man was killed.

And then it advocates restraint, without specifying who should exercise restraint. Clearly the statement is very pro-American.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blo ... ning-iran/

[betiko]

I don't know if your little head realises it but.. those were open acts of war against a nation that has nuclear weapons.

According to France and Germany, Iran doesn't have nuclear weapons.

They obviously don’t, otherwise toad dick wouldn’t have attacked. Even if they had military grade nuclear heads i don’t see how they could have rockets able to reach usa before being stopped. Basically, trump is just an idiotic bully.
I hope ivanka gets killed by terrorists. Could be so much fun and so well deserved <3

[mrswdk]

She would be a fair target. An adviser to the government that just committed an act of war against Iran. For good measure they should take out Trump’s greasy older sons as well.

[betiko]

That would be awesome !
I want the Ayatollah to go kaiser Söhse on trump’s family. It’s too easy not to care about all the americans in Iran, or the repercussions towards americans anywhere in the world. Trump needs a few hitpoints in his own family. Certainly not Eric and Tiffany. The other 3!!!

[tzor]

I don't know if your little head realises it but.. those were open acts of war against a nation that has nuclear weapons.

If they actually had them, Israel would be a radioactive wasteland. It is not, therefore they do not have them yet.

I just read a title "Iran will feel it must retaliate". That's exactly what I was trying to say in my post.

Now they feel they have no choice but to retaliate.

One rarely retaliates from a point of weakness. They had relied on the weakness of their enemies and in effect over extended themselves.

It is important to remember that the core of Iran is no different from any other insane cult. It is only a matter of time that failed prophecies will result in the implosion of the leadership and the move towards mass suicide.

[mrswdk]

I don't know if your little head realises it but.. those were open acts of war against a nation that has nuclear weapons.

If they actually had them, Israel would be a radioactive wasteland. It is not, therefore they do not have them yet.

I just read a title "Iran will feel it must retaliate". That's exactly what I was trying to say in my post.

Now they feel they have no choice but to retaliate.

One rarely retaliates from a point of weakness. They had relied on the weakness of their enemies and in effect over extended themselves.

It is important to remember that the core of Iran is no different from any other insane cult. It is only a matter of time that failed prophecies will result in the implosion of the leadership and the move towards mass suicide.

tzor confirmed as a parody account.

[tzor]

tzor confirmed as a parody account.

A parody of whom?

[mrswdk]

Between 'if Iran had nukes they would wipe Israel out' and 'their zealot prophecy citizenship are all going to commit mass suicide' I'd say you've gone beyond regular old FOX and are hurtling towards Alex Jones territory. The mass suicide comment sounds fairly reminiscent of the gay frogs.

[The ram]

That would be awesome !
I want the Ayatollah to go kaiser Söhse on trump’s family. It’s too easy not to care about all the americans in Iran, or the repercussions towards americans anywhere in the world. Trump needs a few hitpoints in his own family. Certainly not Eric and Tiffany. The other 3!!!

Your ex had impeccable decision making to stop a wanker like you from seeing your daughter.

[nietzsche]

I don't know if your little head realises it but.. those were open acts of war against a nation that has nuclear weapons.

If they actually had them, Israel would be a radioactive wasteland. It is not, therefore they do not have them yet.

I just read a title "Iran will feel it must retaliate". That's exactly what I was trying to say in my post.

Now they feel they have no choice but to retaliate.

One rarely retaliates from a point of weakness. They had relied on the weakness of their enemies and in effect over extended themselves.

It is important to remember that the core of Iran is no different from any other insane cult. It is only a matter of time that failed prophecies will result in the implosion of the leadership and the move towards mass suicide.

never underestimate a cat with his back against the floor.

you put Iran in a position in which they think they must retaliate, hurt their pride. if they don't have nuclear weapons it's even worse (i had typed nuclear capabilities originally, but changed it because thought that could mean many things).. because my point is that they will likely commit a terrorist attack, because it's what they can do. you wouldn't expect China to commit a terrorist attack after an act of war, because they have more to lose and because they can attack militar objectives.

my whole point is that while you guys (saxi, hitred, tzor, jim, etc) are cheering and rationalising the attack at different grades, from excusing it under some sort of plausible rationale to a horny teenage cheerleading form with a twisted mind.. what happened will most likely cause a lot of innocent civilians deaths.

but no, this is not stupid argumenting right? if it had been Obama it would've been wrong for you. you behave like spoiled children that know how to type. you have zero sense of a true morality. you must win the argument otherwise you're stupid and your mommy won't be proud of you.

it doesn't matter (and i'm not directing this only at you tzor, but to all of you) what happens, as long as you're right and you're entertained. f*ck others' lives and f*ck 'em more if they are different from you.

well f*ck you too.

[mrswdk]

But it's the Chinese government who are the brainwashing bad guys.

[Dukasaur]

But it's the Chinese government who are the brainwashing bad guys.

Just because A is bad, doesn't mean B is good.

[mrswdk]

But it's the Chinese government who are the brainwashing bad guys.

Just because A is bad, doesn't mean B is good.

First things first, let's get jim 'Star Spangled Banner' boston and co to admit that A might not be so perfect after all.

[Dukasaur]

But it's the Chinese government who are the brainwashing bad guys.

Just because A is bad, doesn't mean B is good.

First things first, let's get jim 'Star Spangled Banner' boston and co to admit that A might not be so perfect after all.

Okay.

[mrswdk]

Say cheese! This post marks the 100th 'Duk Agrees With And Supports Mrs' moment. How shall we celebrate?

[Dukasaur]

Let's bookend nietzche.

[2dimes]

I was posting "Steaks."

Then you fast posted me. Carry on.

[tzor]

The mass suicide comment sounds fairly reminiscent of the gay frogs.

Never heard of them. Now if you had mentioned Glenn Beck, I would have pulled out my blackboard.

[jimboston]

But it's the Chinese government who are the brainwashing bad guys.

Just because A is bad, doesn't mean B is good.

First things first, let's get jim 'Star Spangled Banner' boston and co to admit that A might not be so perfect after all.

A isn’t perfect.

I’m definitely not a Trump fan... my whole point has been that the. situation is not as black-and-white as you all would like to portray it.