David Hasslehoff or Chuck Norris?

by **dwightschrute** on Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:44 pm

tough question but hasselhoff is a drunk so i will have to go with norris.

by **d.gishman** on Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:46 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:The original random fact generator was for Vin Diesel.

He's not the original actor.

This is true. I remember the Vin Diesel generator, and suddenly someone decided to use Chuck Norris instead and the whole thing just exploded in popularity

Gold Knight wrote:Chuck Norris once had an erection in a crowded building...

There were no survivors

LOL

by **g unit** on Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:59 pm

and down from the heavens decended CHUCK NORRIS, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of david F**Kn hasslehoff! who fell over on the ground writhing in pain!

'nough said!

CHUCK ROCKS!

by **unriggable** on Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:41 pm

Yes, G Unit.

by **dustn64** on Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:03 pm

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The first one is chuck norris's penis
The second is the empire state building
P.S. That is when his penis is limp

by **unriggable** on Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:07 pm

The length of this page is my penis limp. Not that impressive. Doubles as a belt.

by **bedub1** on Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:26 am

by **dominationnation** on Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:13 am

when chuck norris looks into a mirror the glass shater because ever glass isnt stupi enough to get in the way of chuck norris and chuck norris

by **g unit** on Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:32 am

unriggable wrote:Yes, G Unit.

ah so u agree with me! great!

by **dussle** on Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:46 am

If you search for Chuck Norris on Google and you spell his name wrong it doesn't say "did you mean Chuck Norris", it says "run while you still have a chance."

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, air hides in his lungs.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris'd.

Before the boogieman goes to bed, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

by **alex_white101** on Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:30 pm

dussle wrote:If you search for Chuck Norris on Google and you spell his name wrong it doesn't say "did you mean Chuck Norris", it says "run while you still have a chance."

that one is awesome :lol: