Random Conversations in the Bathroom

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:32 pm

So, I'm standing at the urinal at the steakhouse, and a guy next to me starts talking, "That barmaid is just driving me crazy. I just have to f*ck her."

I finished at the urinal without really adding to the conversation, and moved off to the sink.

"I don't know why you Canadians don't like to talk about it," he continues. "I'm from England. In England, when we want to f*ck somebody, we have no trouble saying so."

"Don't worry, man," I reassured him as I washed my hands. "We're all thinking it."

by **NomadPatriot** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:24 am

Dukasaur wrote:So, I'm standing at the urinal at the steakhouse, and a guy next to me starts talking, "That barmaid is just driving me crazy. I just have to f*ck her."

I finished at the urinal without really adding to the conversation, and moved off to the sink.

"I don't know why you Canadians don't like to talk about it," he continues. "I'm from England. In England, when we want to f*ck somebody, we have no trouble saying so."

"Don't worry, man," I reassured him as I washed my hands. "We're all thinking it."

I never really just hang out in steakhouse bathrooms standing by the urinals..
must be a Canadian thing..
but from what I can gather you 'finished' after the guy next to you started talking about f*cking…
ok..

so.. did you hook-up with the guy or what..?

by **2dimes** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:20 am

Trough urinal?

by **mrswdk** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:30 am

Sounds like beginning of a story that ends with at least one of the characters being arrested at their Bangkok home while in the company of two 12 year-old boys.

by **NomadPatriot** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:34 am

by **2dimes** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:02 am

Mods I hope you take action here. Neither Saxi or I gave permission to post this.

Saxi is so angry he can't even comment right now.

NomadPatriot wrote:

by **mrswdk** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:45 am

First necrobumping, now doxing? BigProblem really is treading the well worn 'forum troll pathway to implosion', isn't he?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:20 am

All he needs to finish the trifecta is uncover the elegantly-organized conspiracy against him by an unnamed cc group.

by **NomadPatriot** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:30 am

awwwww.
you guys spend so much time focusing on me..
you honestly make me feel special..

Ma'aM doxes herself by saying the pic is of her
Ta-1-lgunn-3-r ( <--.. this is still hilarious.. ) actually thinks CC members could elegantly organize anything.. :lol:

by **KoolBak** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:34 am

D-bags come in all nationalities :lol:

Dukasaur wrote:So, I'm standing at the urinal at the steakhouse, and a guy next to me starts talking, "That barmaid is just driving me crazy. I just have to f*ck her."

I finished at the urinal without really adding to the conversation, and moved off to the sink.

"I don't know why you Canadians don't like to talk about it," he continues. "I'm from England. In England, when we want to f*ck somebody, we have no trouble saying so."

"Don't worry, man," I reassured him as I washed my hands. "We're all thinking it."

by **DoomYoshi** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:01 am

How come threatening to sue the website isn't in the trifecta? I'm sure that's in the triple crown.

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:31 am

How 'bout posting tiresome gifs that supposedly indicate you've won in some way?

by **NomadPatriot** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:56 am

CC Members 'elegantly' trying to figure out what is in their Trifecta..

by **riskllama** on Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:53 pm

it’s really too bad that sym isn’t currently around, I bet he’d really enjoy this thread.

by **D3A7H** on Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:01 pm

funniest thing i ever heard in a men's room. Two guys side by side at the urinal, one says "you call that a dick?" and the other says "No. but your wife does"