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it's Official! Natalie Portman will be the New Thor

Postby NomadPatriot on Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:40 pm

yeah..
it's official ..
f-ing Natalie Portman.. will be the new Thor in the Marvel MCU Movies
5'3"
114 pounds
38 years old.

and yes..
the new Thor movie will be called .. "Love & Thunder"..

( f-ing dumb as shit.. )

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Re: it's Official! Natalie Portman will be the New Thor

Postby Skoffin on Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:27 pm

Not to be pedantic but "being Thor" and "weilding Thor's hammer" isn't exactly the same thing.
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Re: it's Official! Natalie Portman will be the New Thor

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:35 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Foster_(comics)
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Re: it's Official! Natalie Portman will be the New Thor

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:10 pm

She can grasp my hammer any time.
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Re: it's Official! Natalie Portman will be the New Thor

Postby NomadPatriot on Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:19 pm

Dukasaur wrote:She can grasp my hammer any time.
Duk has some serious problems if it is shaped like a Hammer..
maybe 'his' surgery didn't go as planned.
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Re: it's Official! Natalie Portman will be the New Thor

Postby riskllama on Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:24 pm

poor NP, too dumb to grasp colloquialisms... :(
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