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Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:49 pm

So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."
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Re: phone conversation

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:16 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."


You shouldn't hang up on your dad though...
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Re: phone conversation

Postby riskllama on Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:39 pm

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Re: phone conversation

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:54 pm

When I was a child my cousins used to call and ask if they had chicken legs.
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Re: phone conversation

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:06 am

riskllama wrote:https://youtu.be/XLNyMBOdFbo


Is Armati giving you private lessons on how to youtube link? :roll:
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Re: phone conversation

Postby riskllama on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:07 am

lol, fixed... :oops:
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Re: phone conversation

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:09 am

Then the lady would say, "Yes."
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Re: phone conversation

Postby NomadPatriot on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:12 am

jonesthecurl wrote:So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."


if it was in NYC.. it was probably a democrat talking to her 2 year old who wanted some cereal
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Re: phone conversation

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:14 am

The finally was, "Remind me not to date you."
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Re: phone conversation

Postby NomadPatriot on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:23 am

2dimes wrote:The finally was, "Remind me not to date you."


FINALE....

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Re: phone conversation

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:49 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."


You shouldn't hang up on your dad though...


You may have a point. This was on Father's Day.
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