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Which two celebrities would you most like to see fight?

Katy Perry vs Kendall Jenner
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9%
Barron Trump vs Mike Tyson
3
27%
Chris Brown vs Rihanna
2
18%
DJ Khaled vs Jonah Hill
2
18%
JUSTIN BIEBER VS TOM CRUISE
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27%
 
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:03 am

What fighting style do we think Bieber and Cruise will each pick?

I think Bieber will fight predominately Brazilian Capoeira mixed with White Crane Kung Fu, while Cruise will opt for French Judo (aka 'hold your hands over your head and pray for the beatings to stop').
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby betiko on Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:44 am

mrswdk wrote:What fighting style do we think Bieber and Cruise will each pick?

I think Bieber will fight predominately Brazilian Capoeira mixed with White Crane Kung Fu, while Cruise will opt for French Judo (aka 'hold your hands over your head and pray for the beatings to stop').


French judo isn’t a thing; french boxing is (aka savate). I would bieber you up savating you!
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby NomadPatriot on Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:30 pm

mrswdk wrote:Some other well-known people whose works and accomplishments a long time ago continue to influence the world we live in today:Karl MarxShakespeareCyril RadcliffeKarl BenzWei BoyangGuido D'ArezzoJohannes Gutenbergetc.
mrswdk wrote:That's a good analogy, NP. The guy who invented the pop-up toaster designed a product that is still in use in hundreds of millions of Western homes to this very day (there's one in my kitchen right now!). He has had a lasting impact on the way we all live our lives - just as Bieber's musical and cultural influence surely will be impacting upon the lives of Earth's citizens all the way through to 2100 and beyond!

Some other well-known people whose works and accomplishments a long time ago continue to influence the world we live in today:
  • Karl Marx
  • Shakespeare
  • Cyril Radcliffe
  • Karl Benz
  • Wei Boyang
  • Guido D'Arezzo
  • Johannes Gutenberg
  • etc.
When a gallery is finally created honouring these titans, alongside their portraits will be a photo of Bieber standing over the unconscious body of Tom Cruise.


yeah .. but you had no clue who he was is the point.. in 80 years I am sure pop music will be remembered.. maybe even a digital file available of Beiber's music.. but thinking Bieber will be the "most influential person of the 21st century " is just dumb.. but save the dream … :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

odd people to pick for your list..
- Karl Marx - Socialist

- Cyril Radcliffe - He was faced with the daunting task of drawing the borders for the new nations of Pakistan and India. Radcliffe's efforts saw some 14 million people — roughly seven million from each side — flee across the border when they discovered the new boundaries left them in the "wrong" country. In the violence that ensued after independence, estimates of loss of life accompanying or preceding the partition vary between several hundred thousand and two million, and millions more were injured
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:58 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:odd people to pick for your list..
- Karl Marx - Socialist

- Cyril Radcliffe - He was faced with the daunting task of drawing the borders for the new nations of Pakistan and India. Radcliffe's efforts saw some 14 million people — roughly seven million from each side — flee across the border when they discovered the new boundaries left them in the "wrong" country. In the violence that ensued after independence, estimates of loss of life accompanying or preceding the partition vary between several hundred thousand and two million, and millions more were injured


Not sure why Karl Marx being a communist (not a socialist) is relevant to the question of whether or not he was influential.

Given we went from Bieber* to the man who invented toasters, I figured we were just picking anyone who's had any sort of significant impact on the world. Although yes, you are right: Bieber** has had a notably more positive impact on the world than any of the rest of them.


*Jah bless the almighty Biebs

**Jah bless the almighty Biebs
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby NomadPatriot on Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:17 pm

mrswdk wrote:Not sure why Karl Marx being a communist (not a socialist) is relevant to the question of whether or not he was influential.



Revolutionary socialism

( guess who's picture is displayed on this page... answer --> it's Karl Marx.. )

--> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_socialism
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:51 am

jimboston wrote:https://www.dailyedge.ie/weird-things-justin-bieber-has-done-3457764-Jun2017/

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainmen ... done.html/

https://www.thetoptens.com/meanest-thin ... -has-done/

https://www.cnn.com/2013/03/28/showbiz/ ... index.html


Bieber is a spoiled brat who was never properly disciplined and now thinks he’s special. He probably has some innate musical talent, and in an alternate universe he’s a respected musician and good person and actually has feelings like a real human being. Unfortunately, we live in the universe we’re he’s the avatar of the anti-christ.

I sometimes fantasize a scenario where Bieber punches me in the face, and then I get to beat the shit out of him ‘in self defense’. In this fantasy him punching me is on video, so I can legally claim self defense.... and of-course his bouncers aren’t there to save him. I know it won’t happen but I can dream no?


Yeah, he's a spoiled brat, but if that's the worst thing you can say about him, it's not a very strong reason to hate him.

A lot of young people are badly behaved. It goes with the territory. Most of them are lucky enough not to have their misbehaviour posted and commented on by millions of people. Bieber pissed in a garbage can, oh no! How many of us have pissed in places we shouldn't? We're just lucky enough to be nobody famous and not have paparazzi documenting our every move. Hell, at that age I broke into the archdiocese and took a shit on the archbishop's desk. Damn good thing I'm nobody famous.

I don't like his crap music, but I can't see hating him for just being a young man going through normal young man's boorish behaviour. Being rich way too young probably made him even more self-indulgent and self-absorbed than most young people, but it's a difference of degree, not of kind.
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:43 am

I think it was a mop bucked. You win that round but if you teamed up with him that would be brutal. "Someone defecated on this desk. But don't worry, I'll get the mop..."
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby jimboston on Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:46 am

Dukasaur wrote:
jimboston wrote:https://www.dailyedge.ie/weird-things-justin-bieber-has-done-3457764-Jun2017/

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainmen ... done.html/

https://www.thetoptens.com/meanest-thin ... -has-done/

https://www.cnn.com/2013/03/28/showbiz/ ... index.html


Bieber is a spoiled brat who was never properly disciplined and now thinks he’s special. He probably has some innate musical talent, and in an alternate universe he’s a respected musician and good person and actually has feelings like a real human being. Unfortunately, we live in the universe we’re he’s the avatar of the anti-christ.

I sometimes fantasize a scenario where Bieber punches me in the face, and then I get to beat the shit out of him ‘in self defense’. In this fantasy him punching me is on video, so I can legally claim self defense.... and of-course his bouncers aren’t there to save him. I know it won’t happen but I can dream no?


Yeah, he's a spoiled brat, but if that's the worst thing you can say about him, it's not a very strong reason to hate him.

A lot of young people are badly behaved. It goes with the territory. Most of them are lucky enough not to have their misbehaviour posted and commented on by millions of people. Bieber pissed in a garbage can, oh no! How many of us have pissed in places we shouldn't? We're just lucky enough to be nobody famous and not have paparazzi documenting our every move. Hell, at that age I broke into the archdiocese and took a shit on the archbishop's desk. Damn good thing I'm nobody famous.

I don't like his crap music, but I can't see hating him for just being a young man going through normal young man's boorish behaviour. Being rich way too young probably made him even more self-indulgent and self-absorbed than most young people, but it's a difference of degree, not of kind.


You’re being way too reasonable and making way too much sense.

I hate him and his dumb music and you ain’t taking that away from me!
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby betiko on Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:10 am

Dukasaur wrote:
jimboston wrote:https://www.dailyedge.ie/weird-things-justin-bieber-has-done-3457764-Jun2017/

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainmen ... done.html/

https://www.thetoptens.com/meanest-thin ... -has-done/

https://www.cnn.com/2013/03/28/showbiz/ ... index.html


Bieber is a spoiled brat who was never properly disciplined and now thinks he’s special. He probably has some innate musical talent, and in an alternate universe he’s a respected musician and good person and actually has feelings like a real human being. Unfortunately, we live in the universe we’re he’s the avatar of the anti-christ.

I sometimes fantasize a scenario where Bieber punches me in the face, and then I get to beat the shit out of him ‘in self defense’. In this fantasy him punching me is on video, so I can legally claim self defense.... and of-course his bouncers aren’t there to save him. I know it won’t happen but I can dream no?


Yeah, he's a spoiled brat, but if that's the worst thing you can say about him, it's not a very strong reason to hate him.

A lot of young people are badly behaved. It goes with the territory. Most of them are lucky enough not to have their misbehaviour posted and commented on by millions of people. Bieber pissed in a garbage can, oh no! How many of us have pissed in places we shouldn't? We're just lucky enough to be nobody famous and not have paparazzi documenting our every move. Hell, at that age I broke into the archdiocese and took a shit on the archbishop's desk. Damn good thing I'm nobody famous.

I don't like his crap music, but I can't see hating him for just being a young man going through normal young man's boorish behaviour. Being rich way too young probably made him even more self-indulgent and self-absorbed than most young people, but it's a difference of degree, not of kind.


So what is your favorite Bieber song ?
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:23 am

Are we not going to comment on the fact Duk shat on the desk of a holy man?
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Postby betiko on Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:13 pm

mrswdk wrote:Are we not going to comment on the fact Duk shat on the desk of a holy man?


There is no youtube footage.
If canadians are really nice people then holy men there probably aren’t too upset to find the little present of a young boy on their desk.
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:01 pm

betiko wrote:
jimboston wrote:https://www.dailyedge.ie/weird-things-justin-bieber-has-done-3457764-Jun2017/

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainmen ... done.html/

https://www.thetoptens.com/meanest-thin ... -has-done/

https://www.cnn.com/2013/03/28/showbiz/ ... index.html


Bieber is a spoiled brat who was never properly disciplined and now thinks he’s special. He probably has some innate musical talent, and in an alternate universe he’s a respected musician and good person and actually has feelings like a real human being. Unfortunately, we live in the universe we’re he’s the avatar of the anti-christ.

I sometimes fantasize a scenario where Bieber punches me in the face, and then I get to beat the shit out of him ‘in self defense’. In this fantasy him punching me is on video, so I can legally claim self defense.... and of-course his bouncers aren’t there to save him. I know it won’t happen but I can dream no?


So what is your favorite Justin Bieber song?


This is mine.

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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby NomadPatriot on Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:12 am

MRS be posting pics of girls with their pu$$y hair's showing.. ..
she likes the muff's..
keep it up MRS..
CC border-line pornography.. hope she's at least 18..
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby betiko on Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:41 am

Yeah she could have shaved that.

Excellent choice 2dimes! It’s my favorite Biebs song too!
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:06 pm

betiko wrote:Yeah she could have shaved that.


No!
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:59 pm

i hold no strong opinion.

it looks better unshaven at times, depending on if she's normal or if she's french... but the hair can concentrate the smell, which might be problematic in a hot long day.



specifically for the mrs though, it's better unshaven as the hair can hide all the scars of the lesions caused by 20 years of all kinds of stds, including exotic ones.


(i'm sorry if this tone is not correct for OT, i don't know anymore, i've been reading posts in that mrsdwk's wet dream subforum and I might have become sick of the mind)



anyway, obviously Dukasaur, the only person in the world who liked season 8 of game of thrones was gonna get verbose as to why he loves bieber. can you stop holding stupid contrary opinions to normal people Duk?

or if you do keep it to yourself. it's as if you overhear a bunch of people complaining about how expensive is everything these days and how they can't afford something.. and you get in the conversation and say.. "well, i can afford everything because i'm rich". you can get punched on the nose for that. so don't say you liked season 8, save it. nobody fucking liked season 8. season 8 killed the series. season 8 ruined 2019. honestly if i was rich i'd hire assassins to kill the idiot screenwriters, and then i'd send them to slap you until you admit season 8 sucked balls.
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:40 pm

nietzsche wrote:i hold no strong opinion.

it looks better unshaven at times, depending on if she's normal or if she's french... but the hair can concentrate the smell, which might be problematic in a hot long day.



specifically for the mrs though, it's better unshaven as the hair can hide all the scars of the lesions caused by 20 years of all kinds of stds, including exotic ones.


(i'm sorry if this tone is not correct for OT, i don't know anymore, i've been reading posts in that mrsdwk's wet dream subforum and I might have become sick of the mind)



anyway, obviously Dukasaur, the only person in the world who liked season 8 of game of thrones was gonna get verbose as to why he loves bieber. can you stop holding stupid contrary opinions to normal people Duk?

or if you do keep it to yourself. it's as if you overhear a bunch of people complaining about how expensive is everything these days and how they can't afford something.. and you get in the conversation and say.. "well, i can afford everything because i'm rich". you can get punched on the nose for that. so don't say you liked season 8, save it. nobody fucking liked season 8. season 8 killed the series. season 8 ruined 2019. honestly if i was rich i'd hire assassins to kill the idiot screenwriters, and then i'd send them to slap you until you admit season 8 sucked balls.

I didn't like all of Season 8. I did like the two big battle episodes, episode 3 and episode 5.

Episodes 4 and 6 disappointed me a lot.

Episode 5 was about as perfect as perfect can be and I was really thrilled with it, but then episode 6 was absolutely stupid (except for the first 10 minutes) and totally ruined it.
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Re: The Biebs is gonna WRECK Tom Cruise #deathpenalty

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:44 pm

i poop'd 10 mins ago so i no longer give a shit.



you're a pussy for backing off though.
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:49 pm

nietzsche wrote:i poop'd 10 mins ago so i no longer give a shit.



you're a pussy for backing off though.


You're a retard.

I'm not backing off of anything. I issued a clarification because I believe in being crystal clear with the truth. I don't like distortions or inaccuracies of any kind.
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:50 pm

reported.
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