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Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby 2dimes on Sun Apr 21, 2019 12:36 pm

The IBS can ruin a bowel at any time. No congress needed. Keep it non political.

The IBS has an endless source of inflammation in us from bowel sections at the large, small and rectum level. Sit on a toilet you get to flush. Buy a meal..it will exit. Potty stops are highly reviewed. Own a hotel..The list of rooms you go to the different toilets in is endless and they will need cleaning. The IBS can crap out just about anything. Also the endless diarrhea from Trumps intestinal tract would have gone through scores of toilets and the sewer system. He might be one of the most emptied people already.
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:45 pm

I'm not sure if anyone can tell the difference between the contents of Trump's brain the the contents of his bowel.
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Apr 21, 2019 1:58 pm

maybe Trump should smoke weed, it helps alot with IBS. Happy belated 420 Trump
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:32 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:maybe Trump should smoke weed, it helps alot with IBS. Happy belated 420 Trump



Or he should drink alcoholic beverages. Never trust a man who doesn't drink beer.
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:41 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:maybe Trump should smoke weed, it helps alot with IBS. Happy belated 420 Trump



Or he should drink alcoholic beverages. Never trust a man who doesn't drink beer.


Alcohol is bad for IBS.

Alcohol has been shown to irritate the gut, which can lead to a flare-up of IBS symptoms. ... Some alcoholic beverages may be more likely to cause flare-ups than others. For instance, many IBS patients report that beer significantly worsens their symptoms.
By Daniel D'Auria, MD, Gastroenterologist—Virtua Gastroenterology
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby 2dimes on Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:44 pm

Nasty draught beer in dirty glasses never hurt anyone.
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby 2dimes on Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:14 am

That's a long way of asking if there is a non-political reason for Trump to release his bowels?


It was a reasonably short way of asking that. I guess I don't know what's in his intestines, but it's the old "if there's cramps, and there's an awful lot of bloating and gases are telling you to stay away and his rectum is bright red and burning, there's probably diarrhea"
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:24 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:maybe Trump should smoke weed, it helps alot with IBS. Happy belated 420 Trump



Or he should drink alcoholic beverages. Never trust a man who doesn't drink beer.


Alcohol is bad for IBS.

Alcohol has been shown to irritate the gut, which can lead to a flare-up of IBS symptoms. ... Some alcoholic beverages may be more likely to cause flare-ups than others. For instance, many IBS patients report that beer significantly worsens their symptoms.
By Daniel D'Auria, MD, Gastroenterologist—Virtua Gastroenterology

Fake news! Check where your sources come from. Daniel has been discredited by alcoholics worldwide.
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Re: Should the IBS be politically weaponized?

Postby jusplay4fun on Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:07 pm

Another forum thread degenerates into a crappy discussion; BUT, this time, it is relevant. LoL :D :lol:
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