Conquer Club

Panodrama

\\OFF-TOPIC// conversations about everything that has nothing to do with Conquer Club.

Moderator: Community Team

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.

Re: Panodrama

Postby The ram on Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:28 am

mrswdk wrote:Didn't billy07 move to China? Maybe he got deported for sexual offences.

ram was this you?

Chinese social media is buzzing about a British national who appears to have sexually assaulted a young Chinese woman on a street near Tiananmen Square on Wednesday evening. A bystander helped pull the assailant off the victim, who'd screamed for help.


https://www.theatlantic.com/internation ... an/257150/


I've no idea who this Billy is and I've never been to China. A Chinese associate of mine went to prison a while back and I went to see his wife, to make sure she could do his job. She was all over me like a rash, I did think about fucking it but her flat chest and arse put me off. I made sure her and her son were ok though. Very reliable people tbh
User avatar
Brigadier The ram
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Wed May 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Re: Panodrama

Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:19 am

:lol:
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: Panodrama

Postby The ram on Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:17 pm

Dimes you should be a knocker. Combine shedding some of that excess weight, talk endlessly about precious metals to strangers and keep you off the internet. I bet you have no idea what I'm talking about
User avatar
Brigadier The ram
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Wed May 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Re: Panodrama

Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:32 pm

Because it's called a door to door sales person here? Ok.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: Panodrama

Postby The ram on Fri Mar 01, 2019 3:49 pm

2dimes wrote:Because it's called a door to door sales person here? Ok.


A door to door salesman has stuff to sell, a knocker has nothing to sell.
User avatar
Brigadier The ram
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Wed May 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Re: Panodrama

Postby 2dimes on Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:58 pm

They say the magazine is free but you are welcome to make a donation.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: Panodrama

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:35 pm

Gotta love the BBC. The extremists hate it. It's a genuine scandal if it's shown to be biased ever. Still can get people together from all walks of life and music to produce adverts like this:



Ha!
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Sergeant Symmetry
 
Posts: 9255
Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 am

Re: Panodrama

Postby The ram on Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:26 am

2dimes wrote:They say the magazine is free but you are welcome to make a donation.


The only paperwork a knocker carries is cash. I gave you a clue when I said you can talk endlessly about precious metals to strangers. They buy broken and unwanted jewellery. Every day's a school day eh
User avatar
Brigadier The ram
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Wed May 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Re: Panodrama

Postby Symmetry on Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:05 am

The ram wrote:
2dimes wrote:They say the magazine is free but you are welcome to make a donation.


The only paperwork a knocker carries is cash. I gave you a clue when I said you can talk endlessly about precious metals to strangers. They buy broken and unwanted jewellery. Every day's a school day eh


You should be more honest when you post. People get tired of you giving hints and the odd "clue" to your meaning. Just say what you mean Tr. It won;t hurt you as much as you're afraid.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Sergeant Symmetry
 
Posts: 9255
Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 am

Re: Panodrama

Postby The ram on Sat Mar 02, 2019 3:01 am

Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
2dimes wrote:They say the magazine is free but you are welcome to make a donation.


The only paperwork a knocker carries is cash. I gave you a clue when I said you can talk endlessly about precious metals to strangers. They buy broken and unwanted jewellery. Every day's a school day eh


You should be more honest when you post. People get tired of you giving hints and the odd "clue" to your meaning. Just say what you mean Tr. It won;t hurt you as much as you're afraid.


Bern and waauw are really making good headway into joining you and notyou2. Would you mind disbanding the disastrous duo and maybe rename your group the flatulating four? You of course will still be the leader super M.
User avatar
Brigadier The ram
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Wed May 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Re: Panodrama

Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 02, 2019 4:31 am

Is it Cockney rhyming slang?

Don't worry Billy if you ever find yourself stuck in Canada there are special shops for you to go to to buy a few of the items you can't find because even though we are a former colony, you are in a completely different country than home.

It's possible the staff will even know some of your local dialect and can make out what you're babbling about.

In some of the rural areas brown people are difficult to find but we have HP sauce every where.

Unfourtunately if you are in the US there is vast areas where there are lots of Africans but, you can't get brown sauce. They will have A-1 steak sauce but don't fall for it. Looks the same, tastes way different and it's much thinner.

If you come over I suggest you drive from Canada you can fill up the trunk of the car with HP and good loose tea before you cross the border if they let you.

You'll probably have to go without crappy bacon the entire time you're on this side of the pond though. Hardly anyone bothers to make that.
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: Panodrama

Postby The ram on Sat Mar 02, 2019 12:24 pm

I guess you don't understand the meaning of cockney rhyming slang.

Never been a big fan of brown sauce and certainly wouldn't use it on steak, creamy peppercorn sauce is ideal for steak. I once booked a flight to Canada when I was drunk for me and my girlfriend but the doctor advised her against going as she was pregnant. If you're anything to go by, I didn't miss much lol
User avatar
Brigadier The ram
 
Posts: 1029
Joined: Wed May 10, 2017 2:06 pm

Re: Panodrama

Postby mrswdk on Sat Mar 02, 2019 1:40 pm

2dimes wrote:Unfourtunately if you are in the US there is vast areas where there are lots of Africans but, you can't get brown sauce.


Well, not if you have ram's level of game.
Lieutenant mrswdk
 
Posts: 14898
Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:37 am
Location: Red Swastika School

Re: Panodrama

Postby 2dimes on Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:33 pm

The meaning?
User avatar
Corporal 2dimes
 
Posts: 13085
Joined: Wed May 31, 2006 1:08 pm
Location: Pepperoni Hug Spot.

Re: Panodrama

Postby mrswdk on Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:47 pm

42
Lieutenant mrswdk
 
Posts: 14898
Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:37 am
Location: Red Swastika School

Re: Panodrama

Postby Symmetry on Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:40 am

The ram wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
The ram wrote:
2dimes wrote:They say the magazine is free but you are welcome to make a donation.


The only paperwork a knocker carries is cash. I gave you a clue when I said you can talk endlessly about precious metals to strangers. They buy broken and unwanted jewellery. Every day's a school day eh


You should be more honest when you post. People get tired of you giving hints and the odd "clue" to your meaning. Just say what you mean Tr. It won;t hurt you as much as you're afraid.


Bern and waauw are really making good headway into joining you and notyou2. Would you mind disbanding the disastrous duo and maybe rename your group the flatulating four? You of course will still be the leader super M.


Once again, you should just post honestly if you want to be understood.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
User avatar
Sergeant Symmetry
 
Posts: 9255
Joined: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:49 am

Previous

Return to Acceptable Content

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: mookiemcgee