The manly man thread

[The ram]

Well, you can check the link that tzor provided and find the 3 Ps of Masculinity on the Art of Manliness site. It's a pretty standard definition and exists in all cultures.

Men do the fighting, bring home the bacon and chase the girls.

How often in the last week have you brought home bacon, chased girls, or got into a fight?

That question makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely brought up by a single mother, she would have cared and loved you, but the lack of a father has led to you not understanding men. And that has led to your homosexuality.

That statement makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely raped by your drunk father, he would have touched and penetrated you, but the lack of a proper parent has led to you not understanding people. And that has led to your hatred.

It's you my feeble minded Belgian friend that is full of hatred. Did I touch a nerve? You do seem to go into quite graphic detail there. Paedophilia is a nation pastime in Belgium after all, but it's not your fault.

[waauw]

That statement makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely raped by your drunk father, he would have touched and penetrated you, but the lack of a proper parent has led to you not understanding people. And that has led to your hatred.

It's you my feeble minded Belgian friend that is full of hatred. Did I touch a nerve? You do seem to go into quite graphic detail there. Paedophilia is a nation pastime in Belgium after all, but it's not your fault.

It's a national sport here. We especially love raping Brits. Bending them over, whilst simultaneously raping the future out of them, feels extra special. We especially have a taste for doing so with British prime ministers. Time and time again they come back to Brussels to feel what real men are like. "Take that Brexit, take it!"

[The ram]

That statement makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely raped by your drunk father, he would have touched and penetrated you, but the lack of a proper parent has led to you not understanding people. And that has led to your hatred.

It's you my feeble minded Belgian friend that is full of hatred. Did I touch a nerve? You do seem to go into quite graphic detail there. Paedophilia is a nation pastime in Belgium after all, but it's not your fault.

It's a national sport here. We especially love raping Brits. Bending them over, whilst simultaneously raping the future out of them, feels extra special. We especially have a taste for doing so with British prime ministers. Time and time again they come back to Brussels to feel what real men are like. "Take that Brexit, take it!"

Oh dear, I'm now starting to feel sorry for you, you are having a break down before my very eyes. Let that hate and jealously out baby. It won't make you feel better but it's funny to watch lol. Don't worry, us British have something you will never have, a vertebrae! We'll be just fine.

[Symmetry]

Well, you can check the link that tzor provided and find the 3 Ps of Masculinity on the Art of Manliness site. It's a pretty standard definition and exists in all cultures.

Men do the fighting, bring home the bacon and chase the girls.

How often in the last week have you brought home bacon, chased girls, or got into a fight?

That question makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely brought up by a single mother, she would have cared and loved you, but the lack of a father has led to you not understanding men. And that has led to your homosexuality.

Fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen a closeted guy come so close to admitting that they had to get into fights to convince themselves they were straight.

[The ram]

Well, you can check the link that tzor provided and find the 3 Ps of Masculinity on the Art of Manliness site. It's a pretty standard definition and exists in all cultures.

Men do the fighting, bring home the bacon and chase the girls.

How often in the last week have you brought home bacon, chased girls, or got into a fight?

That question makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely brought up by a single mother, she would have cared and loved you, but the lack of a father has led to you not understanding men. And that has led to your homosexuality.

Fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen a closeted guy come so close to admitting that they had to get into fights to convince themselves they were straight.

I didn't mention getting into fights but I'm sure that old chestnut was right in onecase once upon a time, so why not use it on everyone that disagrees with homosexuality eh.

You know super M, you're right, I should come out the closet. Recently I've been seriously thinking about having gender reassignment and living as a woman. I mean in this day and age where you can get charged with causing distress and alarm for approaching women and telling them they look sexy. It might be easier to get pussy that way. But seriously, like I've told you on numerous occasions, if it makes a person happy then it can't be bad. I'm just against it being normalised in schools etc.

[Symmetry]

Well, you can check the link that tzor provided and find the 3 Ps of Masculinity on the Art of Manliness site. It's a pretty standard definition and exists in all cultures.

Men do the fighting, bring home the bacon and chase the girls.

How often in the last week have you brought home bacon, chased girls, or got into a fight?

That question makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely brought up by a single mother, she would have cared and loved you, but the lack of a father has led to you not understanding men. And that has led to your homosexuality.

Fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen a closeted guy come so close to admitting that they had to get into fights to convince themselves they were straight.

I didn't mention getting into fights but I'm sure that old chestnut was right in onecase once upon a time, so why not use it on everyone that disagrees with homosexuality eh.

You know super M, you're right, I should come out the closet. Recently I've been seriously thinking about having gender reassignment and living as a woman. I mean in this day and age where you can get charged with causing distress and alarm for approaching women and telling them they look sexy. It might be easier to get pussy that way. But seriously, like I've told you on numerous occasions, if it makes a person happy then it can't be bad. I'm just against it being normalised in schools etc.

I've never been a fan a fan of school's as "normalising" people. The idea always seemed a bit creepy to me. Obviously you see it as not normal.

[The ram]

Well, you can check the link that tzor provided and find the 3 Ps of Masculinity on the Art of Manliness site. It's a pretty standard definition and exists in all cultures.

Men do the fighting, bring home the bacon and chase the girls.

How often in the last week have you brought home bacon, chased girls, or got into a fight?

That question makes me feel sorry for you. You were more than likely brought up by a single mother, she would have cared and loved you, but the lack of a father has led to you not understanding men. And that has led to your homosexuality.

Fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen a closeted guy come so close to admitting that they had to get into fights to convince themselves they were straight.

I didn't mention getting into fights but I'm sure that old chestnut was right in onecase once upon a time, so why not use it on everyone that disagrees with homosexuality eh.

You know super M, you're right, I should come out the closet. Recently I've been seriously thinking about having gender reassignment and living as a woman. I mean in this day and age where you can get charged with causing distress and alarm for approaching women and telling them they look sexy. It might be easier to get pussy that way. But seriously, like I've told you on numerous occasions, if it makes a person happy then it can't be bad. I'm just against it being normalised in schools etc.

I've never been a fan a fan of school's as "normalising" people. The idea always seemed a bit creepy to me. Obviously you see it as not normal.

Nature vs nurture.

[Symmetry]

A school that nurtures education seems to me to be better than one that rejects education based on a flawed idea of what they consider to be natural.

[The ram]

A school that nurtures education seems to me to be better than one that rejects education based on a flawed idea of what they consider to be natural.

That's because you're trying to justify your misgivings.

[Bernie Sanders]

All this back and forth between Ram and Symm is stirring my loins.

[tkr4lf]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

[The ram]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

Men f*ck women. Men ( for want of a better word) sodomize men.

[Bernie Sanders]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

Men f*ck women. Men ( for want of a better word) sodomize men.

Ram....You are such a sexy beast!

[tkr4lf]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

Men f*ck women. Men ( for want of a better word) sodomize men.

They should really just sodomize and get it over already.

[warmonger1981]

69 each other.

[Bernie Sanders]

My God is this thread hot or what?

[Symmetry]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

Men f*ck women. Men ( for want of a better word) sodomize men.

I always thought the lesson from Genesis about Sodom was that Lot was willing to get his daughters raped, and was ok with God turning his wife into a salt pillar. Seemed kind of an odd way to condemn homosexuality to me, as the alternative was genocide, rape, and... erm... salinification? Those angels could totally have bailed anytime they wanted, btw.

[Bernie Sanders]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

Men f*ck women. Men ( for want of a better word) sodomize men.

I always thought the lesson from Genesis about Sodom was that Lot was willing to get his daughters raped, and was ok with God turning his wife into a salt pillar. Seemed kind of an odd way to condemn homosexuality to me, as the alternative was genocide, rape, and... erm... salinification? Those angels could totally have bailed anytime they wanted, btw.

God knew he was wrong. He changed his mind from the Old Testament, jealous and angry God to the forgiving, love they nieghbor and turn the other cheek in the New Testament.

[Dukasaur]

They should really just f*ck and get it over already.

Men f*ck women. Men ( for want of a better word) sodomize men.

I always thought the lesson from Genesis about Sodom was that Lot was willing to get his daughters raped, and was ok with God turning his wife into a salt pillar. Seemed kind of an odd way to condemn homosexuality to me, as the alternative was genocide, rape, and... erm... salinification? Those angels could totally have bailed anytime they wanted, btw.

God knew he was wrong. He changed his mind from the Old Testament, jealous and angry God to the forgiving, love they nieghbor and turn the other cheek in the New Testament.

We are told god transcends time. Thus, his evil in the days of Lot is the same as his evil now. Millions are afflicted with painful and disfiguring diseases. The ones who are cured give thanks to "God and his infinite mercy!" Where is his "infinite" mercy for those who are not cured?

Any way you slice it, if God is real he's a sadistic asshole who loves watching the suffering of mortals.

[KoolBak]

Just imagine the details on the billions of billions of other planets in the universe

[Bernie Sanders]

Just imagine the details on the billions of billions of other planets in the universe

That's some real deep thinking KoolBak.

Did you find your kid's mushrooms?

[HitRed]

A lot of people on CC seem to dislike God.

[Symmetry]

A lot of people on CC seem to dislike God.

If there's a God, he's certainly keen on being weird about showing it.

[HitRed]

I agree with you on that. He low key.

[Symmetry]

I agree with you on that. He low key.

A Neil Gaiman reference? Kudos.