by Symmetry on Sun Sep 30, 2018 1:17 am
Republican changes to the 7even DVD special edition:
7) All Brad Pitt scenes replaced, digitally, with Senators Collins and Murkowski.
6) Sloth crime to be replaced with actual press conference by a sloth, criticising fake news.
5) Video Game masterclass now replacing Lust featuring Vice President Mike Pence masterfully handling Toad.
4) Hillary Clinton CGI now weirdly taking the roles of both Kevin Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow.
5) "What's in the box?" scene delayed for weeks.
6) Gluttony- Strange scene where nobody on either side can decide if Trump eating like a weird ass freak is something they can criticise or support. Well done steak with ketchup? KFC with a knife and fork? In the DVD version, they just rule it out.
7) Wrath- ending now replaced by a solid four hours of tweets.
Special Features:
Pity Party- a short film on how Republicans are the real Victims, by HitRed
Women say it- watch every terrible thing that a Republican said about the recent hearings, but dubbed over by a woman!
The Judge files- Mark Judge, raw, wild and uncut.
Boofers reel
Directors Commentary "Locker room talk"- feat. Donald Trump and Billy Bush
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein