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HitRed wrote:At Walmart in the soup isle I was focus on finding a certain one and got tunnel vision. When I looked to my left next to me was a full berka with a slit at eye level. She was motionless. Looked like the Emperors red guards in Return of the Jedi. I froze thinking this could be a bomber!
She wasn't...but the fear I felt was real.
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HitRed wrote:At Walmart in the soup isle I was focus on finding a certain one and got tunnel vision. When I looked to my left next to me was a full berka with a slit at eye level. She was motionless. Looked like the Emperors red guards in Return of the Jedi. I froze thinking this could be a bomber!
She wasn't...but the fear I felt was real.
Neoteny wrote:HitRed wrote:At Walmart in the soup isle I was focus on finding a certain one and got tunnel vision. When I looked to my left next to me was a full berka with a slit at eye level. She was motionless. Looked like the Emperors red guards in Return of the Jedi. I froze thinking this could be a bomber!
She wasn't...but the fear I felt was real.
Lmao holy shit. This lady was buying some chili or something and you were hyperventilating and on the verge of bowel release. Shameful cowardice.
HitRed wrote:At Walmart in the soup isle I was focus on finding a certain one and got tunnel vision. When I looked to my left next to me was a full berka with a slit at eye level. She was motionless. Looked like the Emperors red guards in Return of the Jedi. I froze thinking this could be a bomber!
She wasn't...but the fear I felt was real.
riskllama wrote:HitRed wrote:At Walmart in the soup isle I was focus on finding a certain one and got tunnel vision. When I looked to my left next to me was a full berka with a slit at eye level. She was motionless. Looked like the Emperors red guards in Return of the Jedi. I froze thinking this could be a bomber!
She wasn't...but the fear I felt was real.
you should try picturing what she would look like naked, it helps.
betiko wrote:i saw it in the daily mail
Soup purchasing terrorist causes panic in local store!
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