by Symmetry on Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:36 am
Sym's top ten macho excuses for crying (in no particular order):
10 ) Top Gun flashback.
9 ) It's a reflex action to sentiment they taught us in the Marines.
8 ) My tear ducts were hacked by Putin.
7 ) It was a move, bra, and she totes fell for it.
6 ) Those weren't tears- I was weeping out excess sperm.
5 ) Estrogen got in my eye.
4 ) I've honed my body to produce saline fluid in cases of distress to help first responders.
3 ) Damn, some chick got tears on me again.
2 ) I'm fine, I don't know what you're talking about.
1 ) I don't cry, I just sweat from my eyeball workouts.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein