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Postby b.k. barunt on Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:07 pm

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Postby MeDeFe on Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:31 pm

And 50% of all voters are prepared to do "it".
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Postby b.k. barunt on Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:56 pm

Anarchist wrote:How warm is the corpse is a gender biased answer.

A male corpse should have rigor mortis
A female corpse needs to be warm.
Are you suggesting that women like it cold? I don't know what kind of girls you hang around with, but when i come home at night in the winter, after riding my bike in 30-40 degree weather, mine won't let me in the bed until my body temperature gets back up to normal (also there is the shrinkage factor to contend with).
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:58 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:
Anarchist wrote:How warm is the corpse is a gender biased answer.

A male corpse should have rigor mortis
A female corpse needs to be warm.
Are you suggesting that women like it cold? I don't know what kind of girls you hang around with, but when i come home at night in the winter, after riding my bike in 30-40 degree weather, mine won't let me in the bed until my body temperature gets back up to normal (also there is the shrinkage factor to contend with).



I think he is suggesting it is a stiffness thing.

Nobody likes a stiff woman.
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Postby lduke1990 on Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:17 am

In Canada this would be considered desecrating a corpse and you would be in federal prison for 5 to 10 years :)
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:31 am

i think necrophilia takes it as the weirdest fetish, besides sex and then cannibalism as the morning after :sick:
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:33 am

oh, idk, lots of people "eat out" during sex
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Postby flashleg8 on Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:55 am

This thread reminds me of Weekend at Bernies or possibly Clerks.
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Postby b.k. barunt on Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:25 pm

lduke1990 wrote:In Canada this would be considered desecrating a corpse and you would be in federal prison for 5 to 10 years :)
Desecrating? Heh heh, i guess you Canadians must be really lousy lays.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:47 pm

lol, this topic is hilarious, iv found out someone who shags dead chickens- what more do you want
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Postby kwanton on Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:49 pm

lduke1990 wrote:In Canada this would be considered desecrating a corpse and you would be in federal prison for 5 to 10 years :)


God bless America.
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lmfao

Postby Jmey on Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:28 pm

lol someone shags dead chickens... never guess who :P

not me... *shifty eyes*

hmmm, is it realy a coincidence that there are two other threads which involve something sexual which is considered wrong by the majority?

lol i clicked on the dead bodies and skulls... cause i thought it'll be fun to have satan as a friend... not that im looking for a relationship *shifty eyes*

also... it probally happened loads durring war times and stuff...
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Postby Suntzu on Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:23 pm

I REPLIED NO.that is not good.suntzu 8)
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