Easter Chat Event - CANCELLED

[hutber]

lol so baffed... also it was april first... can you start a joke before the 1st?

[Dukasaur]

lol so baffed... also it was april first... can you start a joke before the 1st?

Yes, all the best jokes begin on February 23rd.

[eddie2]

Prank would be a better term if you want to get pathetically pedantic about it.

Rofl think the mod colours have made you swallow a dictionary... Big words for you.

#EddieForHeadCD

Go boil ya head

Lol eddie for headcd. My arse would rather sit down with jefjef bogangod megaswoman for a nice quiet dinner

[iAmCaffeine]

Prank would be a better term if you want to get pathetically pedantic about it.

Rofl think the mod colours have made you swallow a dictionary... Big words for you.

#EddieForHeadCD

Go boil ya head

Lol eddie for headcd. My arse would rather sit down with jefjef bogangod megaswoman for a nice quiet dinner

Choose one.

[eddie2]

Lol id proberly take megaswomam because it would piss the other 2 off that i have stolen there wench.

But then again she started as a fat mermaid so would i be able to sit at the table

[iAmCaffeine]

I meant you can't have a nice quiet dinner with you and those people.

[2dimes]

you can all ask swifte if he has anything planned

Fine.

Swifte, do you have anything planned?

[Keefie]

you can all ask swifte if he has anything planned

Fine.

Swifte, do you have anything planned?

Retirement ?

[Razorvich]

#SwifteForHeadChatter2018

FIRST STEP... PERMISSION
[spoiler=THE PERMISSION]April Fools 2018
Sent: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:43 pm
From: Razorvich
To: king achilles CatchersMitt14 Swifte bigWham

Greetings OH Admin.... Triumphant Superiors... Hear me!! A heads up for what we have brewing for April Fools this year.

Swifte for Head Chatter

We have been sowing the seeds since Christmas, we have all been in on it, and are still suckering in people to get involved.
(I even have had Catstevens ask WTF was going on)

April 1, I am really going to lose my shit in chat and the forums. A total melt down.

This is because I have been sacked, and Swifte has been Elevated into my position. (So timing will be important)

All major forum posts will be choreographed before hand, just the live stuff will be off the cuff .

So my question is can this be done for 24 hours:

Swifte appears to be Head Chatter, with all Chatter privis, forum everything.
I appear to be dumped from the Moderation team, just a general CC'er but still RETAIN all my privis.

Intentions are once again get the Moderation Team as the Cream of the joke.

thanks, your thoughts are welcome.

Related: Easter Sunday is on April 1, and the Megaegg event will hence start sometime around April 1. I'm not sure how this grand activity could be integrated, but if there is any such option please go with it. Maybe Raz could go on a egg issuing bender at some point in his descent to madness.

[/spoiler]
THATS ALL WE NEEDED
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THE SETUP
[spoiler=Draft Plan]Sent: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:13 pm
From: Razorvich
To: CatchersMitt14 Swifte

O.K. here is how I suggest we do this, keep it all in this P.M., quoting everything to create a log.
On a security level, I dont know if you guys are going to need sitters, if that happens they have access to your inbox, so please keep that in mind.

Change and add whatever you like and even add more points if needed, then we fill the holes.
Each point will need an execution time and all relevant info so that it just happens.[/color]

TIMING: Ongoing
- Chat rooms and global
- Wall posts to Razor and if we can... support votes on Swifte
- Suggest a more aggressive tone towards me in the rooms, I will do the same.
(This is going well so far)

THE TALE
TIMING:MARCH MADNESS
This will be a chat event, by my making, my rules, pissing heaps of people off. After a review of the chatters budget early March, I will blow the rest on stupid shit. (No one will end up worse off in the end)
More details and public announcement will come on this one.

April 1 Is Easter Sunday. so a chat event for EASTER IS OUT !!.. all in on this one
I announce that there will be NO Easter Event this year because I cant be arsed for starters and I am working anyway... heaps of reasons.
So i blow the credits... and a few from other departments too (I'm sure they will be offered)

ADMIN IS PISSED.
*need a PM log from Wham/KA to myself concerning this issue so I can post.

I have run a Corrupt chat event.. nothing to do with Easter as is tradition, with no help or knowledge from the Chat Team and there seems there are discrepancies in what i have been paying out from different departments, the fact that so many want me out, the I have stole credits, f*ck you .. out dude.

THE HOOK
TIMING: March 31
Razorvich is stripped of colors.
Still has access to mod forums and rewards so will still pay out credits and start a right royal rant in the forums.
*Need OP... something nasty for both moderation and public
*Chat leadership defaults to Catchers

The Sting
TIMING: April 1
Swifte Head Chatter
Chaos insues.

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[spoiler=The Signatures][player]CatchersMitt14[/player].... thanks [player]Shannon Apple[/player] btw...(sucker)



[player]Razorvich[/player]



Then we bring in [player]Keefie[/player] thanks [player]EBConquer[/player] you a sucker too


Moral for all here is not to enter an agreement with an EVIL Temptress... with an agenda, and backup

SO THE CLUES WERE ALL THERE THAT SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!![/spoiler]
THE TALE

show

THE HOOK

show

THE STING

Message sent to all Mods from TeeGee

Razorvich is no longer Head Chatter, he was cut today after reviewing some issues with KA
I have spoken to him and have agreed to keep him in Team CC for the time being so there is a smooth transition of power.

Swifte is now Head Chatter.

I know that his input in the past has been mostly positive but his spiral downwards is now out of our control and will end now.

NOW...Catcher doesn't know that TeeGee knows, and TeeGee knows that Catcher doesn't know that he knows
[spoiler=CatchersMitt14]APRIL FOOLS CATCHER !! (Names have been modified to protect identities)

[15:07:35] Evil Temptress: bout time you saw the light.
[15:07:37] Evil Temptress: thank you.
[15:07:48] Evil Temptress: (hug)
[15:08:01] TeeGee: you seen his egg collection?? stupid idiot
[15:08:08] TeeGee: wham is pissed
[15:08:14] Evil Temptress: finally sound like me!!!!!!!
[15:08:33] Evil Temptress: ....not saying, just saying, i've been warning you lot about this for months now.......
[15:08:50] TeeGee: yeah I know, i'm still shocked
[15:10:04] Evil Temptress: are we friends again?
[15:10:16] Evil Temptress: dave was really upset we were fighting.
[15:10:49] TeeGee: I will never understand mericans LOL
[15:11:29] TeeGee: aussies- we disagree with each other, but we're all still mates always
[15:11:33] Evil Temptress: i thought we were good.
[15:11:59] TeeGee: my only concern was swifte was in the pm and at that stage he wasn't a team member..
[15:12:52] TeeGee: though shit might hit the fan if wham saw that, but wham mustve known more than me at that stage
[15:14:43] Evil Temptress: idk about wham, but ka and i have exchanged some pm's so he was not surprised.
[15:16:24] TeeGee: yeah, ka and wham talked before wham asked me to send out that PM
[15:17:12] Evil Temptress: i would assume so.
[15:17:17] Evil Temptress: mmk, so we're good.
[15:17:22] Evil Temptress: that's all i needed to know.
[15:17:39] TeeGee: yes, yes, we are good
[15:17:41] TeeGee: lol
[15:17:56] TeeGee: I thought we always were hahahaha

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[spoiler=IcePack]Add Icepack to the victim list

[15:15:31] IcePack .: What happened w raz?
[15:15:55] TeeGee: check out his egg collection for starters
[15:16:25] IcePack .: I know about that part, is that the only thing?
[15:16:33] TeeGee: nope
[15:17:07] TeeGee: he issued himself the balance of the credits from chatters, that is why chat easter event in off
[15:17:31] IcePack .: Oh geez, no reason why or anything? Just cuz?
[15:18:25] TeeGee: nope, just transferred from chatters to his personal account
[15:18:42] IcePack .: that’s too bad
[15:19:06] TeeGee: yeah, I am both shocked and dissappointed
[15:20:24] IcePack .: I knew about the egg thing, swifte / lanyards / catcher and I were discussing this morning and they asked me to run it by wham so I did, but didn’t know much details or why etc etc and surprised that was all it took
[15:20:39] IcePack .: Figured there had to be more then I knew / just that
[15:21:07] IcePack .: But yeah pretty surprising :/ I spent all morning sacrificing stars after people told me you get a medal lol
[15:21:39] TeeGee: there might be more, but I only know credits and eggs at this stage, plus Raz's attitude to wham when he tried to talk to him about it
[15:21:56] IcePack .: Gotcha
[15:23:47] IcePack .: Ok I’m off to bed, chat later

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[spoiler=Shannon Apple]This one is sweeeet

Is this whole thing an April Fool joke? Kinda have this feeling that you're getting Mitties and Swifte back somehow.
If not, as far as I was concerned, it was just a harmless joke with the Swift for head chatter, and I went along with it.

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[spoiler=Jdsizzleslice]11:55:35 ‹Razorvich› dude i have just been stripped of head chatter
11:55:50 ‹Razorvich› so im a little pissed off at the moment
11:55:54 ‹Jdsizzleslice› What happened?
11:56:09 ‹Razorvich› backstabbers
11:56:10 ‹Jdsizzleslice› If you don't want to talk about it, I understand
11:56:52 ‹Razorvich› dont worry i intend this to go very public
11:56:55 ‹Jdsizzleslice› Well ok[/spoiler]
[spoiler=lanyards]11:26:18 ‹lanyards› It seems like you cheated the event leaderboard by abusing mod privileges, not sure if that's the case or not but I'm sure you understand thats what it seems like
11:27:09 ‹Razorvich› I also note that I am no longer head chatter... so stuff it
11:27:25 ‹lanyards› What?
11:28:21 ‹lanyards› If you used mod privileges for some legitimate reason then I'm sure it will be worked out
11:29:24 ‹lanyards› Was there some reason you gifted yourself the eggs besides taking 1st in the event?
11:32:00 ‹Razorvich› like i give a snot about any event atm

06:27:16 ‹lanyards› Hi Raz
06:29:13 ‹Razorvich› who gave you that screenshot ?
06:29:45 ‹lanyards› Who do you think lol
06:30:13 ‹Razorvich› i got a fkn good idea who
06:30:14 ‹lanyards› I hope if what you say is true though then it all gets worked out
06:30:38 ‹lanyards› I really have no issue with you, just with the illegitimacy of how you obtained the eggs
06:30:44 ‹Maxleod› Raz, I have screenshots of mitties bribing people with chat credits to support her swifteforHC2018 campaing
06:31:10 ‹Razorvich› really?
06:31:16 ‹Razorvich› i need that shit
06:31:18 ‹Maxleod› yes
06:31:34 * Maxleod uploads the shit
06:32:01 ‹lanyards› This is all so weird lol
06:32:47 ‹CatchersMitt14› :panic:
06:32:58 ‹CatchersMitt14› #KeepCalmSwifteIsHeadChatter
06:33:19 ‹Maxleod› https://postimg.org/image/6zq3hmhob/
06:33:37 ‹CatchersMitt14› fake news ^
06:35:07 ‹lanyards› Razorvich, You admitted to exploiting a loop hole, what were you referring to there?[/spoiler]
[spoiler=dakky21]07:09:36 ‹Jdsizzleslice› This awkward silence is making it awkward.
07:22:36 ‹Razorvich› is a bit yes
07:24:58 ‹Jdsizzleslice› Would you like to make it more awkward
07:25:37 ‹dakky21› apponint me as a new head chatter ! :D
07:25:51 ‹Jdsizzleslice› I think they already have one
07:26:20 ‹dakky21› well since it doesn't matter who the head chatter is, why not me? :D
07:30:17 ‹dakky21› why do i have a feeling the whole easter event is targeted against ME
07:30:51 ‹dakky21› and everyone involved are targeting me
07:33:05 ‹dakky21› looks like the whole site united in a battle against me..... that doesn't sound really fair does it
07:33:21 ‹Jdsizzleslice› I'm not sure what you are talking about
07:35:02 ‹dakky21› i'm talking about the whole thing being setup to screw me... no one else, but just me
07:35:30 ‹dakky21› else "by the way" but the original idea is "let's screw dakky"
07:36:03 ‹Jdsizzleslice› I'm 100% convinced the entire site (including me) is out to get you.
07:36:14 ‹dakky21› and i'm falling for it
07:36:56 ‹dakky21› too much coincidence
07:37:16 ‹Jdsizzleslice› Boo
07:37:46 ‹dakky21› raz knew i'll crack the morse the second he publishes it, after all it was my idea back then
07:38:14 ‹dakky21› so why don't use a thread which can't be searched for
07:38:32 ‹Jdsizzleslice› So you're taking credit for the idea
07:38:37 ‹Jdsizzleslice› That
07:38:51 ‹Jdsizzleslice› If it is or is not true, is pretty dumb?
07:39:17 ‹dakky21› then I message him with the link and he quits the live chat just after that with "you don't know how"
07:40:25 ‹dakky21› then swifte for new head chatter - i asked multiple times for Raz to be replaced by someone.... because he is not being objective
07:41:01 ‹Jdsizzleslice› Ok just chill
07:41:01 ‹dakky21› then that happens and Raz says in the thread "Its what you are meant to do this time of year ey Dakky?"
07:41:07 ‹Shannon Apple› Christ
07:41:21 ‹Jdsizzleslice› My exact thought Shannon
07:41:23 ‹Shannon Apple› Shutup Dakky
07:41:24 ‹dakky21› everything is pointed towards me
07:41:27 ‹Shannon Apple› lol
07:42:08 ‹dakky21› i fu*ked his last 5-6 events and now this is a retribution
07:42:38 ‹Shannon Apple› oh yeah, Swifte is now head chatter because of you. Well done dakky
07:42:47 ‹Shannon Apple› Would you like a medal?
07:43:00 ‹Shannon Apple› You know how silly it sounds, right?
07:43:08 ‹dakky21› well I won't lie. I'd like if Swifte is a head chatter, but we both know that is not true
07:44:07 ‹dakky21› this is an attempt to brain fu*k me
07:44:22 ‹dakky21› a good one but still a fail
07:44:33 ‹Jdsizzleslice› :eyebrow:
07:44:34 ‹Shannon Apple› Cheating in events kinda is your thing
07:44:43 ‹Shannon Apple› no offense haha
07:44:57 ‹dakky21› don't be an asshole Apple
07:45:09 ‹Shannon Apple› :kiss:
07:45:18 ‹lanyards› The greatest organized troll ever conceived!
07:45:24 ‹dakky21› I never cheated. I used tools provided by the site.
07:45:43 ‹Shannon Apple› I consider soliciting votes on Skype as cheating [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Ragian]14:59:33 ‹Ragian› You there?
14:59:45 ‹Razorvich› ello
15:00:03 ‹Ragian› What's going on?
15:00:29 ‹Razorvich› oh yeah that
15:01:00 ‹Ragian› I thought whatever catcher thingie was writing was a joke.
15:01:38 ‹Razorvich› turned out to be true
15:02:58 ‹Ragian› So, what have you done to suffer this harsh fate?
15:03:17 ‹Razorvich› i awarded myself 500 easter eggs
15:03:39 ‹Razorvich› nothing major
15:05:04 ‹Ragian› lol...what?
15:06:43 ‹Razorvich› then tried to blame it on catchers
15:09:14 ‹Ragian› Right. I don't understand anything, and perhaps I shouldn't get into that mess to be honest.
15:13:55 ‹Ragian› From the outside, it just seems like child's play
15:14:14 ‹Razorvich› you have no idea how evil i can be[/spoiler]
[spoiler=get my clan]

Greetings everyone. I was hoping that my Clan message would be a bearer of good news.

this is not the case

For months there has been a conspiracy to remove me as head chatter, today the trolls have won.

Wham has basicly sacked me from my job, and has installed Swifte as my replacement.
Being a man of honor, I have agreed to stay with Team CC for a few days so that things can move on smoothly.

This is the message that Wham sent me and all the other mods

Razorvich is no longer Head Chatter, he was cut today after reviewing some issues with KA
I have spoken to him and have agreed to keep him in Team CC for the time being so there is a smooth transition of power.

Swifte is now Head Chatter.

I know that his input in the past has been mostly positive but his spiral downwards is now out of our control and will end now.

This is Effective Immediately

Please pass any questions relating to this through me.

there is more to this that meets the eye, I do have acceptable reasons for my actions over the last days, but they don't want to listen
I have been royally back stabbed by people that I thought I trusted

I am asking for help here, numbers count and they don't realize that we are combining clans yet, so i consider a little hope if i can get feet on the ground.

PLEASE POST THIS: #KEEP THE RAZ..... BACKSTABBERS SUCK
IN THIS THREAD: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=227122&p=5024747#p5024747

I enjoy what I do and this is the time i need all of your support.

TY.
Razorvich (EX Head Chatter)

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[spoiler=faked messages]

Greetings KA. There seems to be an issue with the Chatters Credit Budget. I had to reluctantly payout on something the other night, and I noticed a lot of transactions of credits that have been made by me, labelled "Stolen Credits". The issue here is that I never made them.
TeeGee is the only one that knows my password, and I trust him, so I think that my account has been hacked.
Can you have a look into this for me, I like my password and would hate to have to change it, something funky is going on here.

What the hell are you talking about?
The only person to log into your account for the last few months is you.

Then what is going on? Who logged into my account and paid out those credits?

You did it, time to get a grip on things, the Chatters are close to open revolt, your abuse of the Announcement tool, lack of attention with your responsibilities with the clans, and I now here that you screwed up something with TFO the other day.
Catchers is not happy having to pick up your slack and now your are saying that someone hacked your account.

My question to you is that do you need to take a time out from all this stuff?

O.K. last chance to explain yourself. Why have you awarded yourself all those event eggs?
Don't take this as a friendly, I want to know what the hell is going on?

FFS this is what i am saying I didn't do it. Why would I jeopardize my position by doing something stupid like that?

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I would like to thank Wham and KA for once again allowing me to screw with people.
They have supported every one of my crazy schemes 100%
[player]Catchersmitt14[/player], my main CO-Conspirator, (and you lot thought we were fighting PFFT )
[player]TeeGee[/player] who caught on after a while, and then agreed to play along (and mess with Catchers as a bonus)
[player]TheForgivenOne[/player], who was an innocent party to all of this.. and got dragged into a mess... no hard feelings LOL
and of course our "Interem" Head Chatter [player]Swifte[/player], (he cleaned up the chatters forum for me good who, as of this time, I can announce as once again a Moderator for the Chatters.. WELCOME BACK


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O.K. then, Now for a Challenge, prizes up for grabs...

Your Easter Scavenger starts now:

1.

• I Spat my Dummy, and I want it back.
• It has been hidden in the Forums for close to a week now.
• The Forum Thread Title, has been mentioned on several occasions throughout this topic.

2.

• Where Goats? and what were they told to do?
• The answer to that is also in this topic

Correctly answer these two questions VIA PM TO ME.. (NOT IN THIS THREAD)

1st: 500 Credits
2nd: 200 Credits
3rd: 100 Credits
THE #turperbuoco Medal (MVP 500 Credits) + has basically already been won, unless something funky knocks it off from top place.

GOOD LUCK
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Please be aware of the following:
[spoiler=small print]

• There is a right way and a WRONG way to play this event.
• I am the only one that knows what is going on, and I will give no external clues to anyone.
• If I hear that people are harassing other Mods with P.Ms, wall posts, chat or Skype messages.... YOU ARE OUT.
• If I have made a mistake and that mistake is exploited... YOU ARE OUT.
• If you intend to complain on how this event has been constructed or run... YOU ARE OUT.
• If you intend to cause trouble and give me a headache.... YOU ARE OUT.
• I will know if you cheat... if you cheat.. YOU ARE OUT.
• Any attempts to disrupt this event may attract bans for future Chat Events.
• There will be NO warnings issued

[/spoiler]

See you all next year.... or sooner

[Swifte]

Just want to say thanks to Raz for letting me part of the joke, and ultimately accepting me back to the Chat team.
Also I'm really sorry everyone had to read my name a dozen times a day in GC for the last month.

[Neoteny]

Nothing quite like leaning into the childish drama that makes this site what it is to force what should have been a 1 day bit into a whole week of the world's most insipid circle jerk.

[TheForgivenOne]

I WAS A PAWN? I QUIT

[Keefie]

Quality

[eddie2]

Lol keefie u cam lose the sig now.

[Shannon Apple]

Razzie, you're so gullible. Fool's on you because I knew when I sent you the PM. HAHAHAH! I told the guys to say nothing to you yesterday.

Mitties tried to get me in chat, and I was like "WHAT, it has to be an April Fool prank." I half believed it for first 10 minutes and then I was like... feckers. They actually went too far with me though because I know you too well lol. If they had stopped at, Raz messed up, and they actually made Swift head chatter, I might have been more likely to believe it. But there was the whole abuse of power thing and immediately, I went... NOPE!

Also, you would have been stripped of your colours. I knew that. I was a mod long enough myself. lol.

I thought you might bite and respond, but you didn't. Actually, it was a double edged sword. If I believed it, your non-response would have confirmed that it wasn't true. You absolutely would have responded had it been real. On the other end, had you responded, I'd have trolled you good.

APRIL FOOL!

I was a pawn in the making of Mittie's sig though. At the time, I thought it was purely to mess with your head. Afterall, you have a thick skin. I had no idea that it was all leading up to an April Fool prank.

[CatchersMitt14]

Lol keefie u cam lose the sig now.

Actually.....HE CAN’T! This lovely man lost a sig bet to me timed perfectly to be a handsome pawn.



viewtopic.php?f=442&t=225605&p=5018856#p5018856

[DoomYoshi]

So why was LLT banned?

[eddie2]

Lol keefie u cam lose the sig now.

Actually.....HE CAN’T! This lovely man lost a sig bet to me timed perfectly to be a handsome pawn.



https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 6#p5018856

Lol poor keefie maybe my c and a report on u all might overrule your bet.

[Robespierre__]

Raz ... you da best!!!!!

[iAmCaffeine]

So why was LLT banned?

Multi.

[DoomYoshi]

Really? I thought that was going to be part of the joke too because when I started noticing things were really weird.

LLT should be permabanned because everytime I am forced to take a turn on First Nations Americas I want to kill him/her. It's a totally inappropriate map for the USA supertournament.

[trinicardinal]

Nice Going Y'all



#SwifteForHeadChatter2018
#triniHasSpoken

[Dukasaur]

It's all fun and games until somebody gets diarrhea for a week!

[SageBlue]

Eggs?

[Razorvich]

Greetings.

2 people have currently found the Dummy... HOWEVER.. There is a BULLSHIT cloud over their entries.

No one has found GOATS, or what they were told.

ALL PRIZES STILL UP FOR GRABS.