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Necrophelia

Postby Huckleberryhound on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:01 pm

Seems like time for a spin-off thread :twisted:
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Postby duday53 on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:03 pm

wtf? stupid thread much?
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:04 pm

duday53 wrote:wtf? stupid thread much?


After incest and Polygamy, it seemed like a natural progressioin.


Double standards much ?
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Postby static_ice on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:06 pm

"and this is what having sex with a dead body sounds like"

*squeezes hand through moldy mayonaisse jar*

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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:15 pm

have you ever watched the program IDEAL, with johnny vegas in it. this woman called judith, who use to work in a morgue, was into necrophilia. the program is funny as f*ck. :lol:
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:19 pm

people who enjoy necrophelia aren't safe to be around other people, t's just... ew....
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:35 pm

This is gonna get locked. Remember what wicked said about threads repeating the same stuff?

Something like : "just because bobby made a thread doesnt mean you have to"
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:45 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:This is gonna get locked. Remember what wicked said about threads repeating the same stuff?

Something like : "just because bobby made a thread doesnt mean you have to"


But mine is funny :-s

Anyway, it's not really a spinoff thread, even if it does say so at the beginning, it's just a coincidence that there is two other threads about various types of sexual deviation :^o
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Postby heavycola on Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:56 pm

having sex with my ex-girlfriend was pretty close to necrophilia, i mean she was always cold and fairly lifeless.*



*this is a joke, i have never had a girlfriend obviously
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Postby hecter on Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:12 pm

heavycola wrote:having sex with my ex-girlfriend was pretty close to necrophilia, i mean she was always cold and fairly lifeless.*



*this is a joke, i have never had a girlfriend obviously

Everybody, point and laugh at heavycola!

*points and laughs at heavycola*
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Postby static_ice on Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:31 pm

hecter wrote:
heavycola wrote:having sex with my ex-girlfriend was pretty close to necrophilia, i mean she was always cold and fairly lifeless.*



*this is a joke, i have never had a girlfriend obviously

Everybody, point and laugh at heavycola!

*points and laughs at heavycola*


nah I don't find it funny :-^
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Postby Stopper on Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:49 pm

As long as you thaw the chicken out first, I don't see what's wrong with it.
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Postby Colaalone on Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:51 pm

Just lay back and crack open a cold one... thats what I always say
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Postby unriggable on Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:57 pm

SHUT THE f*ck UP
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Postby Huckleberryhound on Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:45 pm

Stopper wrote:As long as you thaw the chicken out first, I don't see what's wrong with it.


A chicken ???
Dude, you're sick ;)
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:24 pm

I remember reading about necrophiliacs in America at like midnight... It was kinda freaky.
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Postby spurgistan on Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:18 pm

IDK... if you can prove you have consent to violate a corpse, go for it, so says I.

edit: "How warm is the corpse?" is kinda funny.
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Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:54 pm

spurgistan wrote:IDK... if you can prove you have consent to violate a corpse, go for it, so says I.


sums my thoughts up perfectly...
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:09 pm

Where do realdolls fit in? They look like dead people.

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Postby b.k. barunt on Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:37 pm

I always wondered what the big toaster oven in the morgue was for. :shock:
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Postby Anarchist on Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:07 am

How warm is the corpse is a gender biased answer.

A male corpse should have rigor mortis
A female corpse needs to be warm

would this be considered safe sex?
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Postby heavycola on Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:15 am

Colaalone wrote:Just lay back and crack open a cold one... thats what I always say


:D
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Postby Syzygy on Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:13 am

Oh baby, yes! :lol:

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Postby Anarchist on Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:16 am

got a link?
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Postby Syzygy on Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:24 am

Anarchist wrote:got a link?


:shock:

:? Erm... google.

But try the title of the magazine.

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9. A man goes to his local grocery store once a week and buys a frozen chicken. But before cooking and eating the chicken, he has sexual intercourse with it. Then he cooks it and eats it. He never tells anyone about what he does, never regrets it and never shows any ill effects from behaving this way. He remains an upstanding member of his community.)
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