How many bans does it take?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Come one, come all, I'm starting a jackpot! I'm taking all bets.

How many bans do you think it'll take Thorthoth to be permanently removed?
Do you think Thorthoth will quit before he is permabanned?

Prizes may include:

Premium

A dick picture of yours truly

A moobie shot of yours truly

A ticket to Disneyland

An invitation to my next Birthday party (BYOB)

A Russian hooker

One free plastic surgery operated by yours truly (Warning: Any results that negatively impact you after or during the operation such as illness or death are not my fault, nor am I liable, you chose this of your own free will to get bigger boobs. Don't blame me, blame society).

I'll start a roast thread about you specifically. Find out if people like you, hate you, or if you're just a nobody.

I'll be your boyfriend (or girlfriend if I'm required to dress up. I can tuck my shit in). Depending on the relationship, I may or may not spend all of your money on frivolous things, like a gym membership that I'll never use.

Viagra pills

And last but definitely not least: Pie of your choosing.

I'll start a poll when I get some predictions.


I'll say Thorthoth will be banned 2 more times (I believe a total of 5) for his permanent vacation to start.

[saxitoxin]

in for 3

[mrswdk]

lol, 'dick picture'

I reckon Thorthot's entered the owenshooter territory of repeated 3-6 month bans without ever being permabanned.

[2dimes]

I want to believe they will just carry on with the temporary bans. The infractions are just being annoying. That is a pretty minor crime. They don't even ban his other account for it.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

There's a chance to win pie? Count me in.

2 times.

-TG

[saxitoxin]

Prizes may include:

A dick picture of yours truly


A ticket to Disneyland

if I win I'd like the dick pic shot at Disneyland

[Thorthoth]

Well, well, well,...
if it isn't a quorum of the PL Inner Circle... determined to instigate more hateful nastiness.

Usually such a gathering of good ol' boys/girls/swdks would gather in their top-secret clubhouse....
but maybe that joint's overpowering stench of decaying body fluids drove them out into the open.

[saxitoxin]

Well, well, well,...
if it isn't a quorum of the PL Inner Circle... determined to instigate more hateful nastiness.

[Thorthoth]

Well, well, well,...
if it isn't a quorum of the PL Inner Circle... determined to instigate more hateful nastiness.

They laugh because they think they're untouchable, NOT because what I said was wrong.

[2dimes]

I find it pretty hillarious that his conspiracy has you guys teamed up with the mods. Keep up the good work.

[mrswdk]

Yeah, those bitch ass more just locked my general contribution medal thread. They can SUCK IT.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Prizes may include:

A dick picture of yours truly


A ticket to Disneyland

if I win I'd like the dick pic shot at Disneyland

I'm sure I can spruce something up.

[notyou2]

I'll take 1 as no one has picked that yet.

[mrswdk]

4

[DirtyDishSoap]

4

Looks like you're the lone vote on it.

Surprised not too many people are chiming in. Are my awards not good enough?

What if I included cookies and milk? Or an all-you-can-eat buffet at Shari's?

[saxitoxin]

4

Looks like you're the lone vote on it.

Surprised not too many people are chiming in. Are my awards not good enough?

What if I included cookies and milk? Or an all-you-can-eat buffet at Shari's?

Amateur. Everyone knows you only go to Shari's for the pies, therefore, your new prize offer is a duplicate of the first.

[Thorthoth]

What this poor battered old world needs is more... LOVE.
LOVE of Freedom, LOVE of Truth.
LOVE of Art, LOVE of Beauty.
LOVE of Peace, LOVE of Wisdom.
LOVE of Thorthoth.

[TeeGee]

What this poor battered old world needs is more... LOVE.
LOVE of Freedom, LOVE of Truth.
LOVE of Art, LOVE of Beauty.
LOVE of Peace, LOVE of Wisdom.
LOVE of Thorthoth.

We do love Thorthoth,
But does Thorthoth love us?

[Thorthoth]

What this poor battered old world needs is more... LOVE.
LOVE of Freedom, LOVE of Truth.
LOVE of Art, LOVE of Beauty.
LOVE of Peace, LOVE of Wisdom.
LOVE of Thorthoth.

We do love Thorthoth,
But does Thorthoth love us?

I love everybody.
Sure, occasionally I TELL those that need to be TOLD.
But it's all for a higher purpose and the ultimate betterment of the site (and all humanity).
Ultimately, if you look at the record, I have been far more sinned against than sinning.

My very existence is a sublime miracle that we should all cherish.
In essence, all I ask is that we all try harder to...

LOVE THORTHOTH, NOW & FOREVER.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Ill pass, thanks

[KoolBak]

Love to see your resume

[notyou2]

Love to see you fall into oblivion Thor/catstevens/thoth