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Help with Word?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:38 am

Is it possible to set my Word to kill everyone that works at Microsoft every time space is added before or after a paragraph even though I try to make it stop?

Thanks for the help!
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:50 am

Have you tried zooming out?
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby waauw on Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:50 am

Have you tried changing your settings?
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:54 am

Isn't google docs the new thing?
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby waauw on Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:01 am

2dimes wrote:Isn't google docs the new thing?


Only if you're in bed with the NSA.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:09 am

waauw wrote:
2dimes wrote:Isn't google docs the new thing?


Only if you're in bed with the NSA.


Yeah, as waauw points out Microsoft is the company of choice for those who want to hide from the NSA.

Microsoft has collaborated closely with US intelligence services to allow users' communications to be intercepted, including helping the National Security Agency to circumvent the company's own encryption, according to top-secret documents obtained by the Guardian.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/ ... -user-data
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:12 am

I suspect Thorthoth has already researched this. You might want to consult with him.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:28 am

Yeah, but he still has 10 year gaps between paragraphs so I don't think he's had much luck.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby riskllama on Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:50 am

mrswdk wrote:Yeah, but he still has 10 year gaps between paragraphs so I don't think he's had much luck.










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Re: Help with Word?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:21 am

Design, paragraph spacing, kill all employees.(under "custom")
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:01 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Design, paragraph spacing, kill all employees.(under "custom")


Thank you!
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby waauw on Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:51 pm

When most people have a problem: "I know, let's look it up!"
When DY has a problem: "Let's ask CC. I'm sure that's the fastest method known to man."
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:59 pm

mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:
2dimes wrote:Isn't google docs the new thing?


Only if you're in bed with the NSA.


Yeah, as waauw points out Microsoft is the company of choice for those who want to hide from the NSA.

Microsoft has collaborated closely with US intelligence services to allow users' communications to be intercepted, including helping the National Security Agency to circumvent the company's own encryption, according to top-secret documents obtained by the Guardian.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/ ... -user-data


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Re: Help with Word?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:55 pm

waauw wrote:When most people have a problem: "I know, let's look it up!"
When DY has a problem: "Let's ask CC. I'm sure that's the fastest method known to man."

It's certainly a more entertaining method.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:11 pm

Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:39 pm

mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

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Re: Help with Word?

Postby riskllama on Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:54 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:56 pm

riskllama wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?


https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140102#p3058779

btw, condolences to all Canadians on losing Mr. Lahey, that drunk f*ck.

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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:40 am

Looks like you mean, the thread where he got player to delete system32 then pussed out, deleted his post and tried to pretend he was only joking.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:16 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
riskllama wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?


https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140102#p3058779

btw, condolences to all Canadians on losing Mr. Lahey, that drunk f*ck.

-TG


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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:54 am

Just read through that thread properly. I'd forgotten how much of a bellend dave was. RIP sweet prince.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby riskllama on Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:28 am

lol, pretty funny. thx for that, TG... ;)
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:13 pm

Help words, don't ban them.
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:09 pm

Thorthoth wrote:Image
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Re: Help with Word?

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:50 pm

mrswdk wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Image

He TeaGea, How about this one? Give the swdk one of your fair and impartial bans.
Besides your name begins with a 'T' too.
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