Help with Word?

[DoomYoshi]

Is it possible to set my Word to kill everyone that works at Microsoft every time space is added before or after a paragraph even though I try to make it stop?

Thanks for the help!

[mrswdk]

Have you tried zooming out?

[waauw]

Have you tried changing your settings?

[2dimes]

Isn't google docs the new thing?

[waauw]

Isn't google docs the new thing?

Only if you're in bed with the NSA.

[mrswdk]

Isn't google docs the new thing?

Only if you're in bed with the NSA.

Yeah, as waauw points out Microsoft is the company of choice for those who want to hide from the NSA.

Microsoft has collaborated closely with US intelligence services to allow users' communications to be intercepted, including helping the National Security Agency to circumvent the company's own encryption, according to top-secret documents obtained by the Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/ ... -user-data

[Dukasaur]

I suspect Thorthoth has already researched this. You might want to consult with him.

[mrswdk]

Yeah, but he still has 10 year gaps between paragraphs so I don't think he's had much luck.

[riskllama]

Yeah, but he still has 10 year gaps between paragraphs so I don't think he's had much luck.

zing.

[jonesthecurl]

Design, paragraph spacing, kill all employees.(under "custom")

[DoomYoshi]

Design, paragraph spacing, kill all employees.(under "custom")

Thank you!

[waauw]

When most people have a problem: "I know, let's look it up!"
When DY has a problem: "Let's ask CC. I'm sure that's the fastest method known to man."

[saxitoxin]

Isn't google docs the new thing?

Only if you're in bed with the NSA.

Yeah, as waauw points out Microsoft is the company of choice for those who want to hide from the NSA.

Microsoft has collaborated closely with US intelligence services to allow users' communications to be intercepted, including helping the National Security Agency to circumvent the company's own encryption, according to top-secret documents obtained by the Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/ ... -user-data

Will you two just make out already?

[Dukasaur]

When most people have a problem: "I know, let's look it up!"
When DY has a problem: "Let's ask CC. I'm sure that's the fastest method known to man."

It's certainly a more entertaining method.

[mrswdk]

Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.

You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

[riskllama]

Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.

You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.

You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140102#p3058779

btw, condolences to all Canadians on losing Mr. Lahey, that drunk f*ck.

-TG

[mrswdk]

Looks like you mean, the thread where he got player to delete system32 then pussed out, deleted his post and tried to pretend he was only joking.

[Dukasaur]

Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.

You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140102#p3058779

btw, condolences to all Canadians on losing Mr. Lahey, that drunk f*ck.

-TG

A guy whose only claim to fame was starring in a degenerate TV show too stupid for words? Not much of a loss.

[mrswdk]

Just read through that thread properly. I'd forgotten how much of a bellend dave was. RIP sweet prince.

[riskllama]

lol, pretty funny. thx for that, TG...

[Thorthoth]

Help words, don't ban them.

[mrswdk]

[Thorthoth]

He TeaGea, How about this one? Give the swdk one of your fair and impartial bans.
Besides your name begins with a 'T' too.