Make the cashier uncomfortable?

[waauw]

If you had to buy three items to make the cashier feel uncomfortable, what would you buy?

[riskllama]

1 box nitrile gloves, 1 tub Vaseline, 1 rolling pin.

[mrswdk]

Box of condoms, camera film roll, bikini (8-11 years).

[Thorthoth]

llamo, swdk, stay on topic and answer the question.

All you did was post your weekly shopping lists.

[riskllama]

llamo, swdk, stay on topic and answer the question.

All you did was post your weekly shopping lists.

stfu, loser - a good rolling pin will last a lifetime. soo stupid...

[KoolBak]

Duct tape, rope, lime.

[riskllama]

Duct tape, rope, lime.

taking the better half out for a drive in the country, KB?

[Dukasaur]

Ex-Lax, toilet paper, mason jars.

[mrswdk]

Knife, scarf, Quran.

[DoomYoshi]

A conquer club bumper stickers with my rank on it. A high-tech sex doll. Betiko and josko bobble-heads.

[ConfederateSS]

----A box of bandanas,A Black Lives Matter Flag,A case of rainbow colors of spray paint... ConfedetateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... Why do people keep hiding their face in a protest?;)...

[mrswdk]

A conquer club bumper stickers with my rank on it. A high-tech sex doll. Betiko and josko bobble-heads.

That's four items, dummy.

[Bernie Sanders]

Rat poison, a get well card and shovel

[KoolBak]

Duct tape, rope, lime.

taking the better half out for a drive in the country, KB?

Rotf...oh man.....damn near spewed coffee on her computer...whew! Thanks for that ;o)

[riskllama]

Duct tape, rope, lime.

taking the better half out for a drive in the country, KB?

Rotf...oh man.....damn near spewed coffee on her computer...whew! Thanks for that ;o)

mission accomplished. mrs wins this thread, btw...

[waauw]

Duct tape, rope, lime.

taking the better half out for a drive in the country, KB?

Rotf...oh man.....damn near spewed coffee on her computer...whew! Thanks for that ;o)

mission accomplished. mrs wins this thread, btw...

Agreed. This is an answer I found on Quora:

Go to the front counter with the cheapest box of condoms you can possibly find.



Ask the cashier how expensive the condoms are, almost as if you were in a rush and did not bother to look at the price on the shelf.

Proceed to tell the cashier that the condoms are wayyyyyyy too expensive and go back and put them on the shelf.

This is where the real fun begins.

Go back and find these three items at the cheapest price you can get them.

• Plastic bags (preferably the smallest you can find.)
• Rubber bands
• Petroleum jelly

Go back to the front counter with these three items and attempt not to laugh as the cashier utilizes his/her reasoning skills to come to a conclusion as to why you just purchased plastic bags, rubber bands, and petroleum jelly instead of condoms.

another good one:

The 50 Shades of Grey Book, some Rope, and a Cucumber

[ConfederateSS]

Duct tape, rope, lime.

taking the better half out for a drive in the country, KB?

Rotf...oh man.....damn near spewed coffee on her computer...whew! Thanks for that ;o)

mission accomplished. mrs wins this thread, btw...

Agreed. This is an answer I found on Quora:

Go to the front counter with the cheapest box of condoms you can possibly find.



Ask the cashier how expensive the condoms are, almost as if you were in a rush and did not bother to look at the price on the shelf.

Proceed to tell the cashier that the condoms are wayyyyyyy too expensive and go back and put them on the shelf.

This is where the real fun begins.

Go back and find these three items at the cheapest price you can get them.

• Plastic bags (preferably the smallest you can find.)
• Rubber bands
• Petroleum jelly

Go back to the front counter with these three items and attempt not to laugh as the cashier utilizes his/her reasoning skills to come to a conclusion as to why you just purchased plastic bags, rubber bands, and petroleum jelly instead of condoms.

another good one:

The 50 Shades of Grey Book, some Rope, and a Cucumber

------Well I guess to help me get over my hurt feelings from losing...The High Command can put ConfederateSS(in Blue and Silver) across the section of THE QUAD leading to the History class...ON THE CONQUER CLUB UNIVERSITY MAP... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... ...I'm American,we are taught now that everyone is a winner,we all get remembered... ...I'll have to add this to other threads...Now that I think of what we are taught nowadays...

[DoomYoshi]

A conquer club bumper stickers with my rank on it. A high-tech sex doll. Betiko and josko bobble-heads.

That's four items, dummy.

You obviously haven't seen those bobbleheads.

[Thorthoth]

A conquer club bumper stickers with my rank on it. A high-tech sex doll. Betiko and josko bobble-heads.

That's four items, dummy.

You obviously haven't seen those bobbleheads.

Siamese twin bobble-heads...or maybe, double-ended bobble-heads?!

[strike wolf]

The classic. Cucumber, ky jelly and condoms.

[Thorthoth]

The classic. Cucumber, ky jelly and condoms.

Usually sold together as 'the 'PL Starter Kit'.

[DoomYoshi]

The classic. Cucumber, ky jelly and condoms.

Usually sold together as 'the 'PL Starter Kit'.

Don't be whack, jack. Those are available gratis.

[Symmetry]

Actual example- I bought Chairman Mao's Little Red Book and a book on the history of anarchism once from a charity bookstore. The little old lady behind the counter didn't look happy.

I think one of her moles might have worked for the CIA.

[Thorthoth]

Actual example- I bought Chairman Mao's Little Red Book and a book on the history of anarchism once from a charity bookstore. The little old lady behind the counter didn't look happy.

I think one of her moles might have worked for the CIA.

You mean that little old lady that held ofd the fascist Huns during the Blitz so you could be the traitorous sodomite you are today?
In case you forgot, after all that was long ago, before the UK became just another whored-out hinterland of Eurostan?
Symmetry you are composed of solid hypocrisy dense as Osmium.

[mrswdk]

ITT: vegetable lasagne thinks Maoism and Anarchism are somehow akin to the Nazis.

See no tea, foeing is free.