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OT cage match

Postby mrswdk on Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:53 am

Let's play some OT 1v1s or multi-players to see who is the real queen of OT.

First up I want to whup Bernie's ass 1v1.

Bernie let me know if you have enough testosterone to accept.

I also want to play waauw.

Others can post their own challenges in here too.

Benefits of this thread: chance for all of us to engage in healthy competition with each other and preen
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:56 am

mrswdk wrote:Let's play some OT 1v1s or multi-players to see who is the real queen of OT.

First up I want to whup Bernie's ass 1v1.

Bernie let me know if you have enough testosterone to accept.

I also want to play waauw.

Others can post their own challenges in here too.

Benefits of this thread: chance for all of us to engage in healthy competition with each other and preen


I pick the map.

...is your avatar a scratch and sniff type?
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Re: OT cage match

Postby mrswdk on Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:08 am

Okay but no maps with crazy gameplay features.

If you win I can send you something sniff-able in the mail if you like.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:12 am

mrswdk wrote:Okay but no maps with crazy gameplay features.

If you win I can send you something sniff-able in the mail if you like.



Deal! I'll set up a game later today. Got to finish some business in Chicago and Evanston. Might have lunch at the beach to gawk at all the bikinis.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby KoolBak on Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:51 am

You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games :D BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:17 am

KoolBak wrote:You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games :D BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?


You are not aloud to comment, since you foed me in games.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Thorthoth on Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:26 am

mrswdk wrote:Okay but no maps with crazy gameplay features.

If you win I can send you something sniff-able in the mail if you like.

That's a logical contradiction. All games containing mr. swdk have at least one 'crazy gameplay feature'.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby mrswdk on Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:44 pm

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Re: OT cage match

Postby KoolBak on Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:55 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
KoolBak wrote:You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games :D BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?


You are not aloud to comment, since you foed me in games.


=D>
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Re: OT cage match

Postby warmonger1981 on Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:54 pm

Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Thorthoth on Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:58 pm

KoolBak wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
KoolBak wrote:You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games :D BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?


You are not aloud to comment, since you foed me in games.


=D>

aloud to comment... wow.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:37 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.


First you need to actually practice on a real vagina, before stating that as a fact.

Practice on BoganBoy's girlfriend.

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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:40 am

Ok, back on topic.

#17627181

I'll set up a couple of more after you join this mrs.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:48 am

Looks like the queen is going down......on me. Swallow every drop!
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Re: OT cage match

Postby tzor on Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:02 pm

If you want it, you got it. Brooklyn style.
Invitation on the NYC map sent.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:27 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:29 am

#17632129

Set up another classic for you mrs.

Hope your knees did not get too dirty.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:18 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.




Don't get mad I haven't blown you yet. Cuz you have a pussy. I'd skull f*ck you back to Afghanistan.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:18 am

warmonger1981 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.




Don't get mad I haven't blown you yet. Cuz you have a pussy. I'd skull f*ck you back to Afghanistan.

Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:33 pm

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Another invite for you mrs. Love it when you just lay down and just enjoy it.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby riskllama on Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:36 pm

link your games, fake Bern - it's common courtesy.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:43 pm

riskllama wrote:link your games, fake Bern - it's common courtesy.
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With that tone, go cry to mrs.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby riskllama on Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:08 pm

you buyin'???
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Re: OT cage match

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:08 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.




Don't get mad I haven't blown you yet. Cuz you have a pussy. I'd skull f*ck you back to Afghanistan.

Don't threaten me with a good time.




Only good time you had was when I was balls deep.
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Re: OT cage match

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:13 pm

Bernie beaten by Mrs in a best of 3.

Queen bee in the house y'aall.
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