What kind of people do you hate?

[waauw]

I'm not referring to ideology or religion or whatever, but rather personal characteristics. Like there are a lot of people who dislike being around those without deep interests, or people who refuse to help a buddy out when he needs it. So, who do you have issues with?

(to saxi, you'll have to be more specific than "Linda Searcy")

[DirtyDishSoap]

Slow walkers and drivers. Nothing irritates me more than a whale that walks slow as hell and takes up the entire walk way. Move it lard ass. That and these mindless fucks that drive 10 below the speed limit in the fast lane.

Bland people. Folks that couldn't fart an original idea. I'm talking about guys that are just drones, just oxygen thieves that contribute nothing. I could hold a conversation with a wall than these idiots.

Phone ringing every minute. I didn't answer the first time, the 3rd or 4th won't change it. You better be calling me to tell me that you're gonna slob my knob or you're dieing if you really need to call me 5am.

BO. I can't stand the smell of someone that just stinks like a rats asshole. Getting off work is one thing, but if you just smell like shit all day everyday, I'm gonna grab a mop and give you an on site cleaning with bleach.

Fat people. McDonald's isn't a condition.

Easily offended. f*ck your feelings, and grow up. The world isn't a nice place and no one should cater to your every whim because your safety bubble was busted.

Buying random crap that you never use. Legit, my old roommate would buy nothing but makeup and complain later that she had no money for essentials...like food and rent. These people exist and I hope they careen off a cliff.

Extremists. Whether it's politics or religion, no matter what, extremists are the dumbest people on the planet. There is 0 logic with these people and there is a 0 chance of talking any sort of reason into them. Probably the equivalent of a tumor on your brown eye.

Fanboys/Fangirls. Creepy people with an obsession for one of their idols. I don't understand why they have these shows that follow the celebrities every move, diet, relationship, what their shit looks like, but it's gross and disturbing. I'd hate my life if I had these paparazzi tards following me every waking moment. I'd hate it even more if someone wants to be exactly like me and is sitting in his closet with a hair doll.

Conspiracy theorists. I'm talking about these loons with tin foil hats and think con trails are a mind control substance. I can solve almost 3/4's of their stupid conspiracies by using one method. Scientific theory. The very foundation of how we solved all of our hypothesis's and answered questions. That or some very basic research.

Sex in the shower/beach. I hate both. Either sand gets in my crotch or up in my starfish, or the cramped ass space to do anything in the shower is both just uncomfortable and irritating. Overrated and it sucks 99% of the time.

Double standards. When I look at a gal that's attractive, it's suddenly staring, and therefor, rude. But if a huge hefter does it to me all night, it's acceptable? I'm scared for my life here, she might be plotting one of two things. A. How to kill me via weight. Or B. How to eat me to retain her said weight. Just last Saturday I couldn't even look up while I was drinking my beer and playing pool with a buddy without her just staring at me from another table. She didn't even hide it! Then she sang "It's been awhile" by Staind and just sounded like a frog that's getting deep throated. Everything I find unattractive was bundled up into one blob.
Anywho. Any asshole that tells you to not do something whether at work or wherever and then immediately does it. That's the gist of it.

Cheap toilet paper. It literally feels like I'm wiping my ass with sand paper. Would it kill a company to spend an extra dollar on something that doesn't make my ass bleed?

Beans. Beans suck.

Overly sensitive people. There is a difference between easily offended and overly sensitive in my opinion. In the sensitive department, you have people who cry when they are criticized for anything, or dealing with something is inevitable to happen. My step mom for example. Her dog died. She cried for months...MONTHS. As if this overgrown rat (Greyhound,) was her father or something. What is once sympathy now is "shut up and get over it?"

Mouth breathers. Close your mouth herpie lip, you can breathe fine through your nose.

So I wanted to give this thread a quick revival because there's three things that came full circle that is pissing me off to no fucking end.

1. CO-Worker smells like a big bag of assholes. I mean, this guy stinks, and it's the kind of stink that sticks to you if you're near the fucker. I'm half tempted to grab the mop from the janitors closet and wipe him down with it, because I can 100% guarantee you, he'll smell better with it. This is probably the funkiest smell I've had to endure on a daily, I'd have better luck sniffing markers because at least that shit would kill brain cells and make me feel good. I can't describe the level of stink, it's on astronomical proportions, and let me tell you, I've smelt some stinky shit over the years. I've taken shits that smelt better than this guy. What's worse is, is that he's aware but refuses to do anything about it. "I don't believe in showers". Wtf? You don't believe in hygiene you fat piece of excrement? You can go down to the god damn dollar store and buy an irish spring bar of soap and it'll literally do the job. Why do people like these exist? Is this karma? Did I do something wrong to someone? Well, I'm sorry, whoever I pissed off, but this is crossing the line. If I have to be in a 10 mile radius of this lard ass for another week, I'm going to drink a gallon of gasoline.

2. People who speak a foreign language in front of me. So, I work with a multi-culture of people, but a good portion of them are Vietnamese. I normally don't care what language people speak in earshot, but this has been grinding my gears when I'm at the desk "at work". Course they put me next to the entrance, but there's always a gaggle of these idiots who come up here and talk as if they are all near deaf. And they're the only ones who pull this shit. Like, could you all go outside or take the conversation elsewhere, the entrance is literally 2ft away from you, why would stop in front of the desk and talk about whatever for 10 solid minutes while I'm trying to "work"? Is it really that important?! Can it not wait? Does fucking rude ever come across their minds? Would it be rude of me to tell you to shut the f*ck up in English if you're making a disturbance?! It makes me wish I knew a 2nd language, so I could pull that shit with a friend and talk loud as f*ck in front of them, see how they enjoy it. The worst offender is this jackass with his Bluetooth and wants to hold the conversation halfway through my shift and he'll either take it to the bathroom of all fucking places, or 5ft away from me, because, why not? Even then, my bigger gripe is, isn't this disrespectful to people at large where the language is spoken in English? Why in the world do people think it's okay to do this in earshot of others? It makes it feel like you're talking shit or complaining or whatever is in poor taste. Having a private conversation is fine, but make it... Oh, I don't know, private? Like...Where no one else is present? Maybe it's racist, but oh well, it pisses me off that I have to listen to them gaggle about whatever it is, and it makes me want to bash my head through my monitor.

3. Non-Binary Gender Weirdos. If I have to talk to one more f*ck nugget about how biology works, and why I call trannies trannies, then I'm going to throttle a cat. You can't identify as a fucking fox, because you weren't born as a fox. Pangender, Agender, Xenogender, Helicoptergender, are not fucking genders. Throw away that stupid social construct argument. Just pay attention to your biology class, that's all you need to do. IT'S GRADE SCHOOL SCIENCE GOD DAMNIT! How do you folks f*ck this up? What can't you f*ck up? What are you going to complain about next? Farts should be identified as a way of communication? Where do you morons draw the line of equality? There's nothing equal about not wanting to be identified as a gender, because you want to live some fantasy that you're a unicorn or whatever weird shit. You're just fucking weird, stop dragging the rest of the world into your inane world.
Why is it that I'm the bad guy in these conversations? Whatever happened to the hardcore world of "f*ck your feelings, I don't care, move on". Now suddenly it's a pussified nation of weak minded individuals ranging from "No child left behind" to "Every fairy fucking matters". Why? What happened to losers? If you come in last, you lost, you're a loser, quit pandering to these fucks. These people needed to be beaten as children, because whoever their parents are, failed them hard as f*ck.
Fucking multi genders and these equal rights ass hats. My dick should be identified as a person, because I'm pretty sure it's influencing my mind to wanting to throat f*ck half the population.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

So there's a quick edit in the foreign language department that sparked a small conversation that I won't quote for PL purposes (figured quoting myself in my own thread is fine).
I don't have a problem with them as people. I'm sure they're fine and dandy. What I hate is when they come up in here groups of 5, and they want to have a conversation where I'm working at. It's an actual problem because I can't hear the damn phones or alarms, and I'm dealing with other contractors that come through the building. We've told them several times that it isn't a place to gaggle, and they're not getting a clue.
Still, the issue remains is, if you're going to speak your native tongue in front of others, I feel like it's rude and borderline disrespectful for those around you, especially at the work place or a common area. It just sits in the back of my mind, especially if they eyeball me, that I'm the subject of conversation, but they want to keep that conversation "private"...Right in front of me. Maybe I'm alone on this but f*ck it.

Wanted to add a couple more to the list.

Creepers/Awkward People. Guys you meet that have had 0 social life, and you can clearly tell by the way they do everything. Whether it's breathing, staring, touching, and f*ck all...Laughing. The number one red flag for me when I know I'm dealing with a creeper, is the laughter. Either it sounds like some high pitched, nails on the chalkboard equivalent laugh, or this deep guttural flam infested laugh, it's a sign that it's a creeper. People that I'm sure that practice the hobbies of being a Green River Killer or a driving around in a little white van at schools.
Just thinking about the ones I met overtime just make me cringe.

Shitty porn. Every now and again, I just need to take matters into my hand, if you catch my drift. Nothing bothers me more when I see on a thumbnail a 10/10 chick, and the guy railing her is acting like it's his first porno shoot. I mean, f*ck her god damnit! What's with this is slow motion shit? Does your stamina suck? Quit smoking and go to the gym, fattie. I DEMAND THAT YOU RAIL HER INTO OBLIVION BECAUSE I'M NOT THERE DAMNIT! God forbid if he's a moaner too. No idea what it is, but dude moaners are the creepiest fucking thing for me. It sounds like a mixture of asthma and him running out of steam in the first minute. I'm well aware there's more videos out there, in the millions possibly, but if I come across a gal that looks fuckin hot, I expect some hot ass action, not this pussy footin "love makin".

[mrswdk]

Blacks.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Blacks.

Great, this is going to the trash can now.

Way to go, cunt.

[KoolBak]

Blacks.

Fucking aye. Even more, this makes me hate YOU, ya fucking tool. Sad if true; not funny as a joke. SMH.

DDS....a lovely read....thanks for that You missed Dungeon and Dragons Nerds.....but I guess they can be lumped into the BO category (a MAJOR bitch of mine as well).

Theres this joint in Clackamas Town Center (local mall) that is just a shit ton of big comfy recliners in front of big TVs, each hooked up to a gaming system. For like $7 an hour, kids can go play from a choice of hundreds of new games. My youngest son likes to go occasionally with a group of friends as they can all play co-op and just cruise and be comfy....my buddy and I go to the bar and cruise and be comfy....lol.

Anyway, theres tables there for like parents to hang out. Last time, the tables were all taken over by this gang of nerds....the most awkward, horrible smelling, weird bunch of motherfuckers I believe I've ever seen in one place.....all playing some D&D like fantasy / role play game, screaming, throwing shit, freaking out, crying....smelling bad.....dripping pus from their unkept, acne ridden, greasy fucking bodies....walking around bouncing up on the balls of their feet....you know, like when the heel never touches toe ground? f*ck ME.....tried to have them ejected, unsuccessfully....finally just left early....it was painful.

Jackasses that have to protest publicly, fucking up everyone elses day. These people have no idea how nice they have it, yet still have to piss and moan in FRONT of others. All they want is attention....sad. Wish I could transport them to the front lines in WW1...really give em something to worry about. Dumbshits.

So....there's that....

[waauw]

Bland people. Folks that couldn't fart an original idea. I'm talking about guys that are just drones, just oxygen thieves that contribute nothing. I could hold a conversation with a wall than these idiots.

Yeah, hate these people too. Unfortunately society seems made out of a lot of these. I once worked with a girl who was truely the most hard working person you can imagine. I mean she did EVERYTHING. She refused not to be left out of anything(a bit obsessive but whatever). Now that's fine, it lowers the burden on others when such people come along, but this girl would not accept any type of explanation ever. All she knew was what she got out of textbooks. She just refused to compute anythign that wasn't textbook material.

1. CO-Worker smells like a big bag of assholes.

Have you tried randomly spraying some deodorant on him?

2. People who speak a foreign language in front of me. So, I work with a multi-culture of people, but a good portion of them are Vietnamese. I normally don't care what language people speak in earshot, but this has been grinding my gears when I'm at the desk "at work". Course they put me next to the entrance, but there's always a gaggle of these idiots who come up here and talk as if they are all near deaf. And they're the only ones who pull this shit. Like, could you all go outside or take the conversation elsewhere, the entrance is literally 2ft away from you, why would stop in front of the desk and talk about whatever for 10 solid minutes while I'm trying to "work"? Is it really that important?! Can it not wait? Does fucking rude ever come across their minds? Would it be rude of me to tell you to shut the f*ck up in English if you're making a disturbance?! It makes me wish I knew a 2nd language, so I could pull that shit with a friend and talk loud as f*ck in front of them, see how they enjoy it. The worst offender is this jackass with his Bluetooth and wants to hold the conversation halfway through my shift and he'll either take it to the bathroom of all fucking places, or 5ft away from me, because, why not? Even then, my bigger gripe is, isn't this disrespectful to people at large where the language is spoken in English? Why in the world do people think it's okay to do this in earshot of others? It makes it feel like you're talking shit or complaining or whatever is in poor taste. Having a private conversation is fine, but make it... Oh, I don't know, private? Like...Where no one else is present? Maybe it's racist, but oh well, it pisses me off that I have to listen to them gaggle about whatever it is, and it makes me want to bash my head through my monitor.

I sometimes get the impression that this is typical south-east asian.

Creepers/Awkward People. Guys you meet that have had 0 social life, and you can clearly tell by the way they do everything. Whether it's breathing, staring, touching, and f*ck all...Laughing. The number one red flag for me when I know I'm dealing with a creeper, is the laughter. Either it sounds like some high pitched, nails on the chalkboard equivalent laugh, or this deep guttural flam infested laugh, it's a sign that it's a creeper. People that I'm sure that practice the hobbies of being a Green River Killer or a driving around in a little white van at schools.
Just thinking about the ones I met overtime just make me cringe.

Personally I feel bad for these people. Can't be easy to be them. I once had a friend who was seriously obese, I mean like I would literally fit 3x in his clothes. Now this guy had a squeeky voice, a squeeky laugh and to make things worse he had a lisp as well. One day he just stopped showing up in class, not a word, and a few weeks later he was back. Wouldn't say a word of what was going on in there. We all had some guess that he was anxious and depressed, but nobody helped him. Still feel bad about that.

Could you imagine how aweful your life would feel if you were in the same situation.

[riskllama]

you guys are mean.

[riskllama]

you guys are mean.

[Thorthoth]

llama is repetitive... AND insincere.

[waauw]

double the post, double the roast.

[2dimes]

Lurn how to love and forget how to hate.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Hate is the foundation of my empire.

[2dimes]

Sure but it's fueled by wiener sauce.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

[ConfederateSS]

Lurn how to love and forget how to hate.

-----Hate keeps a man alive...It gives him strength...
-----Now the op...GrAmMeR PoLiCe.,?!!!,,.;;;:..... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[Bernie Sanders]

FUKING Amerikkkans who fly both the American flag and that treasonous Confederate flag together on the back of their pick up trucks. Patriotic or just plain IGNORANT?

[xtratabasco]

Lurn how to love and forget how to hate.

does that mean your gonna lve me now???

and hey, you went to the same gubbemnt skool as we all did.

[Bernie Sanders]

Lurn how to love and forget how to hate.

does that mean your gonna lve me now???

and hey, you went to the same gubbemnt skool as we all did.

You went to school?????? You had me fooled. Thought you were home schooled in a trailer park in Alabama.

[xtratabasco]

Lurn how to love and forget how to hate.

does that mean your gonna lve me now???

and hey, you went to the same gubbemnt skool as we all did.

You went to school?????? You had me fooled. Thought you were home schooled in a trailer park in Alabama.

sounds like you and your wife passed the elites class on bank fraud and theft lol

[mookiemcgee]

I hate people that pretend to be frogs, and ones that pretend to be hot sauce.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I hate people that pretend to be frogs, and ones that pretend to be hot sauce.

I mean, sure, betiko kinda ruins the image of the French, but what did mexis ever do to you?

-TG

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Creepers/Awkward People. Guys you meet that have had 0 social life, and you can clearly tell by the way they do everything. Whether it's breathing, staring, touching, and f*ck all...Laughing. The number one red flag for me when I know I'm dealing with a creeper, is the laughter. Either it sounds like some high pitched, nails on the chalkboard equivalent laugh, or this deep guttural flam infested laugh, it's a sign that it's a creeper. People that I'm sure that practice the hobbies of being a Green River Killer or a driving around in a little white van at schools.
Just thinking about the ones I met overtime just make me cringe.

[2dimes]

Lurn how to love and forget how to hate.

does that mean your gonna lve me now???

and hey, you went to the same gubbemnt skool as we all did.

I always loved you, I'm just not very good at it.

[karel]

FUKING Amerikkkans who fly both the American flag and that treasonous Confederate flag together on the back of their pick up trucks. Patriotic or just plain IGNORANT?

nothing wrong with flying that flag,jack ass

[Thorthoth]

Love all.

& love them enough to give them the hatred they deserve.