Only in France: Hollande Shooting His Own Supporters

[saxitoxin]

As if listening to Frank Hollande speak isn't bad enough - Hollande was giving a speech when one of his bodyguards accidentally shot a waiter. As he cried "je suis oops!" he then accidentally shot another person.

According to Hollande, gunning down his own supporters is the least of his problems -

"I hope it's nothing serious. I think not," Mr Hollande said as he paused his address to ask whether anyone had been hurt.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39121997

[saxitoxin]

[2dimes]

C'mon Saxi, everyone knows there's no guns in France. Take your bologna sandwiches elsewhere.

[riskllama]

funny stuff.

[thegreekdog]

Didn't the North Korean supreme leader just have a bunch of dudes executed by anti-aircraft gun? Seems like Hollande needs to upgrade.

[riskllama]

he also used a couple female ninjas to literally "rub out" a family rival.

[mrswdk]

Didn't the North Korean supreme leader just have a bunch of dudes executed by anti-aircraft gun? Seems like Hollande needs to upgrade.

Yeah, but it's alright cause Seth Rogen assassinated him right after.

[KoolBak]

As if listening to Frank Hollande speak isn't bad enough - Hollande was giving a speech when one of his bodyguards accidentally shot a waiter. As he cried "je suis oops!" he then accidentally shot another person.

According to Hollande, gunning down his own supporters is the least of his problems -

Oh man....THAT made me lol....wiping up coffee now

[patches70]

Didn't the North Korean supreme leader just have a bunch of dudes executed by anti-aircraft gun?

Yep. Good stuff. I especially like the guy that Kim had executed by mortar. I can just imagine how that went-
"Ok, you've been found guilty of being an enemy to the People. What I need you to do now is go out into the field and find the big 'X' clearly marked on the ground. That's it, just a little further, it's right there in the bottom of the crater. STOP, right there, now turn around and face me. Great. Could you be so kind as to take one step to your left. THERE! Perfect. Now, hold very still...."
BOOM.

[betiko]

In france, you are allowed to shoot the obnoxious waiters, I don't see what's the big deal here.
If you go to a meeting you just know you can get shot. being daesh, basque separatist, or ralf wigum doing the sniper pew pew. DEAL WITH IT, it's normal!!!

[thegreekdog]

Didn't the North Korean supreme leader just have a bunch of dudes executed by anti-aircraft gun?

Yep. Good stuff. I especially like the guy that Kim had executed by mortar. I can just imagine how that went-
"Ok, you've been found guilty of being an enemy to the People. What I need you to do now is go out into the field and find the big 'X' clearly marked on the ground. That's it, just a little further, it's right there in the bottom of the crater. STOP, right there, now turn around and face me. Great. Could you be so kind as to take one step to your left. THERE! Perfect. Now, hold very still...."
BOOM.