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warmonger1981 wrote:Hey hey hey slow down pilgrim. I didn't even f*ck her that day. My friends did. I just brought the girl to the cockfest. One of my buddies lost his virginity that day to an Asian whore. My friends thought I couldn't get this slut to f*ck the whole crew. I told her go upstairs get naked and someone will be up in a few minutes. Well some people showed up for the party. If you were there you would have lost your virginity to betiko.
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1. thegreekdog
2. saxi
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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:warmonger1981 wrote:Hey hey hey slow down pilgrim. I didn't even f*ck her that day. My friends did. I just brought the girl to the cockfest. One of my buddies lost his virginity that day to an Asian whore. My friends thought I couldn't get this slut to f*ck the whole crew. I told her go upstairs get naked and someone will be up in a few minutes. Well some people showed up for the party. If you were there you would have lost your virginity to betiko.
He would've lost his virginity to himself?
Well, i think like 99.99% of men probably had a similar experience.
-TG
riskllama wrote:fake bern, hullo?!?
patches70 wrote:The OP made me laugh.
Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"
True story, I swear to God.
Bernie Sanders wrote:riskllama wrote:fake bern, hullo?!?
Just look at my big hands compared to your small hoofs.
waauw wrote:patches70 wrote:The OP made me laugh.
Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"
True story, I swear to God.
I completely believe you. There is a certain realism to your story.
saxitoxin wrote:nietzsche wrote:CC Top's 10 Guys with the Smallest Penises
1. thegreekdog
2. saxi
f*ck YEAH, I have a bigger dick than TGD!
patches70 wrote:The OP made me laugh.
Here is a true story. Me, TGD and Saxi went to a whorehouse. The whorehouse had an interesting pay scale, the clients paid by the inch. TGD went first and when he was done he came out and proudly announced he paid $100. Saxi went next and when he was done he proudly announced he'd paid $120. Then I went. When I was done I said nothing about how much I paid. Saxi and TGD kept dogging me about it so I told them. I paid $20. The two of them started laughing and teasing me. I finally said-
"Listen you dumbasses, I had the sense to pay after I was done unlike you two morons!"
True story, I swear to God.
thegreekdog wrote:That was a fun day in Tijuana.
patches70 wrote:thegreekdog wrote:That was a fun day in Tijuana.
Indeed it was.
TGD, do you remember running into betiko's mom there at the whorehouse? She told me a funny story about our very own CC betiko. Betiko was despondent after his first girlfriend dumped him and he was lamenting to his mother about it. Betiko explained that the girl dumped him because his dick was too small. His mother said that girls like big penis' and that betiko shouldn't take it too personal. Betiko replied "But it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!" His mother just sighed and said "But betiko, who goes to sea in a canoe?"
Don't worry betiko, two things. First, your mother wasn't whoring herself out, she was the madaam. I gotta say she runs a tight ship. Second, your mother still loves you even though you have a tiny penis.
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iAmCaffeine wrote:At least mine was punny.
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