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Postby Norse on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:37 pm

"i'll never be able to take this hill" I shout, cursedly at the occupants of the picnic

I drop my head and walk away..

Then, with a sudden turn, I rush towards the hill, pocket knife in hand, and thrust myself towards Dariune, stabbing him in the throat as he feasts on his sandwiches.

I grab the picnic mat, and overturn it and all of the picnic contents onto the floor, and tie the picnic mat around my waist. I ceremonially slice my naked right pect, and let the blood drip down my chest, as an offering to the ghosts of once past.

This was an age of a new dawn.....

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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:49 pm

i dont care
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:52 pm

I tell Norse that he is ugly. He runs away and cries to his mommy.

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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:53 pm

u wer fastposted Spamalots hill
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:58 pm

Actually no I wasn't I saw your post. Your's and mine were 3 minutes apart. I just chose to ignore any stupid post which says "so-and-so's hill" without a legit reason.


Logic's hill.


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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:00 pm

Spamalot is awesome
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Postby Dariune on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:01 pm

I recover from the mild scratch on my neck and walk back up the hill.

I rejoin the picnic not really caring who actually owns the hill.

Anyone who has recently asked, i let them come up and feast on chicken legs and sandwiches.

Then i start a bbq.

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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:03 pm

Dariune wrote:I recover from the mild scratch on my neck and walk back up the hill.

I rejoin the picnic not really caring who actually owns the hill.

Anyone who has recently asked, i let them come up and feast on chicken legs and sandwiches.

Then i start a bbq.

Picnic hill
whats with the picnics
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:07 pm

The cubs haven't won a World Series in almost a century.

lol.


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Postby Dariune on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:13 pm

dwightschrute wrote:
Dariune wrote:I recover from the mild scratch on my neck and walk back up the hill.

I rejoin the picnic not really caring who actually owns the hill.

Anyone who has recently asked, i let them come up and feast on chicken legs and sandwiches.

Then i start a bbq.

Picnic hill
whats with the picnics
Spamalots hill


Its better than it being exclusivly spamalots!
Anyway, picnics are all good

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:22 pm

I summon the awesome power of the foot-fetish fairies to aid me in my quest to take over the hill. They weave their potent (yet perverse) magic upon your picnic and you all have a sudden desire to tangle your tongues around my toes.

While you grovel around my bare feet, slobbering with bizarre sexual pleasure, I name the hill:

Spamalot's Hill
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:24 pm

I wake you from your obvious hallucination and kick you away you sad little man.

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Postby Dariune on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:24 pm

Noticing the magic is actually all in your head i laugh as infact your imaginary friend tongue ticling your toe and that you infact havent named anything but an ant hill far far away.

After a good old chuckle we all get on with the picnic

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:34 pm

Your twin rebuttals count as a double-negative and cancel one another out.

For good measure I drop napalm on your picnic, then build a wall out of teeth stolen from the tooth-fairy to keep you out in the future.

I dance and sing while proclaiming that this is:

Spamalot's Hill
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Postby dustn64 on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:39 pm

I get Santa to drive his reindeer into the wall breaking it into 1,000 pieces. While several of his elves walk in slowly after captureing you in a box and wraping it. They deliver it to a very evil kid in china.

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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:53 pm

no picnics
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:53 pm

dwightschrute wrote:no picnics
SPamalots hill


a colony of supersmart radioactive ants from Chernobyl are upset that you disrupted the picnic as they were hoping to take the leftovers, I sign a treaty with these ants saying that we will give them food from the picnic if they help to get rid of the spamalot members. They storm in and sting you all several times. You and your friends attempt to escape as the stinging is too much. Then hours later you die from the radiation that was released into your bloodstream.

Picnic's hill.
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Postby dustn64 on Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:57 pm

I buy some steel-toed* boots and kill all the ants. We in peace.

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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:31 pm

why did you take the hill it was already picnic's
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:32 pm

I eat Spam as part of the picnic.

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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:34 pm

spam is good
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Postby kwanton on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:37 pm

Yea it is. Too bad I ate it all and there is no more Spam. Ever.

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Postby strike wolf on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:38 pm

You fail to realize that the ants were never killed, they eat everyone from spamalot then die from all the spam.

Still picnic's hill.
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Postby dwightschrute on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:39 pm

Spammers cant die
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Postby strike wolf on Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:40 pm

You're dilussional.

still picnic's hill.
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