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Postby kewlboy4399 on Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:25 pm

So I'm playing game 488986 (http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=488986) and it seems that green has some in with the dice gods or something?

I'm just looking for opinions, but he's taken 2 turns and lost 2 armies from my count. And it's not like we didn't have any numbers out there. He plowed through a 6 and a 5 and a couple 3's.
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Postby civver on Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:27 pm

He must be praying to the RNG god.
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Postby s.xkitten on Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:32 pm

he probably sacrificed a virgin at the dark of the moon...using the sacred dice blade
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Postby KennyC on Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:34 pm

s.xkitten wrote:he probably sacrificed a virgin at the dark of the moon...using the sacred dice blade


No wonder the dice gods have forsaken me, I need to step it up an offer up some real sacrifices.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:35 pm

I find that it always helps if I leave some of the virgin's blood on me while I'm clicking the 'attack' button. It's always been luckiest those times...
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Postby Heretic on Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:06 pm

I mostly sacrifice crispy,little children.Sometimes medium rare,if it is of the dice god's likings that day.But they're all virgins too,eh?
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Postby wcaclimbing on Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:14 pm

Heretic wrote: But they're all virgins too,eh?

Hopefully :shock:
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Postby Iliad on Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:16 am

Don't sacrifice virgins!

Sleep with them, then suffocate them so no blood is spilled and then they shall pleasure the dice gods in return for your luck
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Postby Fircoal on Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:19 am

hacking works too. :D hacking + virgin blood would be the best combo. and a dice hat :D
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Postby Iliad on Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:28 am

Fircoal wrote:hacking works too. :D hacking + virgin blood would be the best combo. and a dice hat :D

if you were to hack you need to sacrifice even more virgins or the gods will be offended
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Postby The1exile on Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:42 am

Fircoal wrote:hacking works too. :D hacking + virgin blood would be the best combo. and a dice hat :D


You also have to spin around while doing it.
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Postby Skittles! on Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:46 am

The1exile wrote:
Fircoal wrote:hacking works too. :D hacking + virgin blood would be the best combo. and a dice hat :D


You also have to spin around while doing it.

And touch the ground?
So you say 'Spin around, touch the ground, let me win?' Whilst wearing the dice hat, and hacking and suffocating the virgins? Sounds pretty risky.

You could try to fart everytime you hit the attack button. Maybe the gushing of the air will somehow flip the dice over for a six.
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Postby The1exile on Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:56 am

Skittles! wrote:You could try to fart everytime you hit the attack button. Maybe the gushing of the air will somehow flip the dice over for a six.


Or maybe it will flip it over to a 1.
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Re: Miracle dice

Postby yorkiepeter on Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:53 pm

kewlboy4399 wrote:So I'm playing game 488986 (http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=488986) and it seems that green has some in with the dice gods or something?

I'm just looking for opinions, but he's taken 2 turns and lost 2 armies from my count. And it's not like we didn't have any numbers out there. He plowed through a 6 and a 5 and a couple 3's.


Reminds me of a game I played a couple of weeks ago, imagine the scene, palying doubles, classic last of 4 to go. It was clear that the opposition were very good players as when it came round to my turn blue had already taken south america and were 10 armies up already. 10 armies were in venezuela and his partner had 7 in north africa. My partner had already forted me in central america where I had 7 armies. I knew that we really needed to break this continent first time, we were playing no cards. So I deployed my 3 onto central america to set up a 10 v 10 battle. Hit the auto attack and shut my eyes.....

When I dared open them I had 8 armies still in cen america and 1 smiling at me in venezuela! In the end I ploughed through central america even managed to conquer the 7 in north africa and still had 3 armies left to set up a defence. I would love to have seen blues face when he got back into the game :) I even apologised for the luck.

The luck didn't run out and I think we won the game in 4 or 5 rounds.

Oh happy days.........
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Postby poo-maker on Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:56 pm

Hmmmm miracle dice.... In a game of 1v1 i played against Chess, he killed 20 men in the first 3 rounds and he only lost 2 doing it.... It sucked.
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Postby chewyman on Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:47 pm

I just won 4-5 without taking a casualty. I suppose that's nothing special, it's only the first round after all, but it might just mark a change in my recently appalling fortunes. I'm keeping up hope. 8)
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Postby AAFitz on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:33 pm

i just had someone attack my 4 with a 3...and win...he waited 6 minutes between throws...which he did through the whole attack...of 8 against 9

he obviously has his own system...it worked this time unfortunately for me
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Postby Optimus Prime on Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:37 pm

There was a few days ago that I won a 6 on 15 only losing two of mine. It was desperation and meant a win for my teammate and I if I pulled it off.

We won, so that was cool.
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Postby David_Wain on Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:30 am

It's the nature of the game... get over it! We have all had worse and better I am sure.
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