Important question

[betiko]

This thread is not about cartoon wanking. Or is it?

Jessica rabbit never turned me on. Or just a bit when i was like 8 years old. I probably watched the movie 20 times on vhs, but because I really liked that movie as a kid, even though cartoon titties aroused me.

[Dukasaur]

What about Goofy's wife and son?

Never heard of them.

Goofy's son, Max, was the star of the long-running series Goof Troop.

Goofy's wife is a little more elusive, but evidence can be found.
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Mrs._Geef

Mrs. Geef, also known as Mrs. Goof, was the wife of Goofy and mother of Max Goof.

While her face was hidden from the viewers, her red hair was shown and her voice was heard. She appears to be slender and rather tall, with light fair skin similar to Goofy's muzzle where the whiskers extend outward. Not much is known about her, except for the fact that she was nearly as goofy as her husband Goofy and known for her undesirable driving skills.

According to the television series Goof Troop, she has since passed away, though the circumstances remain unknown. Goofy tells Max that "She's up there with the stars."
Appearances

Mrs. Geef appeared in the following cartoons:

Cold War

Get Rich Quick

Father's Weekend

Fathers Are People

Two Gun Goofy

How to Dance

Father's Day Off

[Symmetry]

What about Goofy's wife and son?

Never heard of them.

Goofy's son, Max, was the star of the long-running series Goof Troop.

Goofy's wife is a little more elusive, but evidence can be found.
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Mrs._Geef

Mrs. Geef, also known as Mrs. Goof, was the wife of Goofy and mother of Max Goof.

While her face was hidden from the viewers, her red hair was shown and her voice was heard. She appears to be slender and rather tall, with light fair skin similar to Goofy's muzzle where the whiskers extend outward. Not much is known about her, except for the fact that she was nearly as goofy as her husband Goofy and known for her undesirable driving skills.

According to the television series Goof Troop, she has since passed away, though the circumstances remain unknown. Goofy tells Max that "She's up there with the stars."
Appearances

Mrs. Geef appeared in the following cartoons:

Cold War

Get Rich Quick

Father's Weekend

Fathers Are People

Two Gun Goofy

How to Dance

Father's Day Off

Sounds like a classic cover-up of domestic violence to me. No doubt she wasn't shown due to the cuts and bruises that Disney couldn't depict. She was obviously just "accident prone"- hit her head, fell down the stairs, etc. Sadly, her "goofiness" ended in her death.

[Dukasaur]

What about Goofy's wife and son?

Never heard of them.

Goofy's son, Max, was the star of the long-running series Goof Troop.

Goofy's wife is a little more elusive, but evidence can be found.
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Mrs._Geef

Mrs. Geef, also known as Mrs. Goof, was the wife of Goofy and mother of Max Goof.

While her face was hidden from the viewers, her red hair was shown and her voice was heard. She appears to be slender and rather tall, with light fair skin similar to Goofy's muzzle where the whiskers extend outward. Not much is known about her, except for the fact that she was nearly as goofy as her husband Goofy and known for her undesirable driving skills.

According to the television series Goof Troop, she has since passed away, though the circumstances remain unknown. Goofy tells Max that "She's up there with the stars."
Appearances

Mrs. Geef appeared in the following cartoons:

Cold War

Get Rich Quick

Father's Weekend

Fathers Are People

Two Gun Goofy

How to Dance

Father's Day Off

Sounds like a classic cover-up of domestic violence to me. No doubt she wasn't shown due to the cuts and bruises that Disney couldn't depict. She was obviously just "accident prone"- hit her head, fell down the stairs, etc. Sadly, her "goofiness" ended in her death.

I don't think the Goofster was capable of intentional violence. He could have tripped over a paint roller and smashed her over the head with a ladder, though.

[Symmetry]

What about Goofy's wife and son?

Never heard of them.

Goofy's son, Max, was the star of the long-running series Goof Troop.

Goofy's wife is a little more elusive, but evidence can be found.
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Mrs._Geef

Mrs. Geef, also known as Mrs. Goof, was the wife of Goofy and mother of Max Goof.

While her face was hidden from the viewers, her red hair was shown and her voice was heard. She appears to be slender and rather tall, with light fair skin similar to Goofy's muzzle where the whiskers extend outward. Not much is known about her, except for the fact that she was nearly as goofy as her husband Goofy and known for her undesirable driving skills.

According to the television series Goof Troop, she has since passed away, though the circumstances remain unknown. Goofy tells Max that "She's up there with the stars."
Appearances

Mrs. Geef appeared in the following cartoons:

Cold War

Get Rich Quick

Father's Weekend

Fathers Are People

Two Gun Goofy

How to Dance

Father's Day Off

Sounds like a classic cover-up of domestic violence to me. No doubt she wasn't shown due to the cuts and bruises that Disney couldn't depict. She was obviously just "accident prone"- hit her head, fell down the stairs, etc. Sadly, her "goofiness" ended in her death.

I don't think the Goofster was capable of intentional violence. He could have tripped over a paint roller and smashed her over the head with a ladder, though.

So you're thinking it was manslaughter, or culpable negligence?

[Dukasaur]

I don't think the Goofster was capable of intentional violence. He could have tripped over a paint roller and smashed her over the head with a ladder, though.

So you're thinking it was manslaughter, or culpable negligence?

I'm sure he'll get off as mentally unfit to stand trial. Like I said, he's incapable of intentional violence. He's sort of like the dummy guy in Of Mice And Men, but clumsier. Then again, that guy didn't get off.

Oh well. There's no justice in the world.

[betiko]

Huh. so are you telling me that Goofy had a female human as a partner?
That's interesting for our case. So funny-animal goofy can have sex with a human but can't have sex with a fellow dog. Also his offspring is also a funny-animal dog... as dog looking as he is. His kid isn't more human. Definitely because Goofy is black.

[mrswdk]

ITT: betiko thinks Goofy can't have human kids because he's black

[betiko]

ITT: betiko thinks Goofy can't have human kids because he's black

i just think that if goofy has kids with a human, it would look more like hugh jackman.

[Symmetry]

[saxitoxin]

WB, does it stand for Warner Brothers or Wank Bank?

Continuing on that side street. There are new Archie comics and the draw the charicters quite realistic. Completely ruining Both Betty and Veronica.

wut about the new Archie TV series that debuts this month? hella looking fwd to that!

[Symmetry]

I genuinely don't understand the Archie comics thing. Is it like a soap-opera kind of thing? I can completely understand why something like Eastenders or Coronation Street is baffling to non-Brits, but this is a comic book about one guy, I think.

I just don't get it.

[saxitoxin]

I genuinely don't understand the Archie comics thing. Is it like a soap-opera kind of thing? I can completely understand why something like Eastenders or Coronation Street is baffling to non-Brits, but this is a comic book about one guy, I think.

I just don't get it.

It's about Betty and Veronica always fighting about who gets to bang this ginger, Archie. Archie is more interested in his car, though. That storyline basically has been going on for the last 70 years.

[Symmetry]

I genuinely don't understand the Archie comics thing. Is it like a soap-opera kind of thing? I can completely understand why something like Eastenders or Coronation Street is baffling to non-Brits, but this is a comic book about one guy, I think.

I just don't get it.

It's about Betty and Veronica always fighting about who gets to bang this ginger, Archie. Archie is more interested in his car, though. That storyline basically has been going on for the last 70 years.

But people buy this comic, right?

[saxitoxin]

I genuinely don't understand the Archie comics thing. Is it like a soap-opera kind of thing? I can completely understand why something like Eastenders or Coronation Street is baffling to non-Brits, but this is a comic book about one guy, I think.

I just don't get it.

It's about Betty and Veronica always fighting about who gets to bang this ginger, Archie. Archie is more interested in his car, though. That storyline basically has been going on for the last 70 years.

But people buy this comic, right?

YeAh, obvs

[Symmetry]

I genuinely don't understand the Archie comics thing. Is it like a soap-opera kind of thing? I can completely understand why something like Eastenders or Coronation Street is baffling to non-Brits, but this is a comic book about one guy, I think.

I just don't get it.

It's about Betty and Veronica always fighting about who gets to bang this ginger, Archie. Archie is more interested in his car, though. That storyline basically has been going on for the last 70 years.

But people buy this comic, right?

YeAh, obvs

I'm adding Archie to my list of things I just can't understand about America. It's not as long as you might think.

[BoganGod]

Saxi, you know that humouring idiots doesn't count as charity for tax purposes.

RGJ

[saxitoxin]

I genuinely don't understand the Archie comics thing. Is it like a soap-opera kind of thing? I can completely understand why something like Eastenders or Coronation Street is baffling to non-Brits, but this is a comic book about one guy, I think.

I just don't get it.

It's about Betty and Veronica always fighting about who gets to bang this ginger, Archie. Archie is more interested in his car, though. That storyline basically has been going on for the last 70 years.

But people buy this comic, right?

YeAh, obvs

I'm adding Archie to my list of things I just can't understand about America. It's not as long as you might think.

If it's any concellation, the Archie writers were usually clueless, too.

[BoganGod]

ha ha ha ha

[betiko]

Betty and veronica are hot. It's all about the philosophical question.. do i prefer blondes or brunettes. Mix that with people who vote for trump, you get archie.

[saxitoxin]

Betty and veronica are hot. It's all about the philosophical question.. do i prefer blondes or brunettes. Mix that with people who vote for trump, you get archie.

no way you could pull either betty or veronica

[betiko]

Betty and veronica are hot. It's all about the philosophical question.. do i prefer blondes or brunettes. Mix that with people who vote for trump, you get archie.

no way you could pull either betty or veronica

No way you could pull Archie!!!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Wait, so Goofy's wife was a human? So were Goofy's parents a human and a dog? So dig the dog bang the human or was it the classy peanut butter on the wiener but imma nut in you at the last minute? How did Goofy coax her anyways? And what would that make Max? 3/4ths human 1/4 dog?

Disney promotes bestiality, ban Disney.

[BoganGod]

break out the pitchforks boys

[Dukasaur]

Wait, so Goofy's wife was a human? So were Goofy's parents a human and a dog? So dig the dog bang the human or was it the classy peanut butter on the wiener but imma nut in you at the last minute? How did Goofy coax her anyways? And what would that make Max? 3/4ths human 1/4 dog?

Disney promotes bestiality, ban Disney.

Whatever Goofy's species is, his wife is the same, and so is the son. All of them have dog-faces but are otherwise human. They're completely different from cartoon dogs like Pluto who actually walk on four legs. Goofy's clan are all clearly bipedal, have opposable thumbs, work at human jobs and live in human houses. Only their faces are somewhat dog-like, and even there the dogginess is not complete.

Actually, if you want to hypothesize an ancestry for the Goofs, you could follow Goofy's obvious kinship to Jar-Jar Binks and view Goofy as a hairier kind of Gungan.