Another in 2016 RIP: Kinder Surprise

[TeeGee]

William Salice, who helped create the hugely popular Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs for children, has died in Italy aged 83

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/12/31/04/17/creator-of-kinder-surprise-dies/?ocid=9newsfb

[Symmetry]

January, 2016:

Three-year-old French girl chokes to death on a Kinder Egg toy

[TeeGee]

January, 2016:

Three-year-old French girl chokes to death on a Kinder Egg toy

So, a revenge death

I also never knew they are illegal in the USA

[Symmetry]

January, 2016:

Three-year-old French girl chokes to death on a Kinder Egg toy

So, a revenge death

I also never knew they are illegal in the USA

Revenge? What do you mean? Salice was Italian, afaik, and she was French. Not sure what you're going on about here.

She was only 3 years old.

[mrswdk]

She was only sixteen years old.

[DoomYoshi]

January, 2016:

Three-year-old French girl chokes to death on a Kinder Egg toy

So, a revenge death

I also never knew they are illegal in the USA

GET WITH THE TIMES!!!

[mrswdk]

White kids are allowed guns, Asian kids aren't even allowed snacks. Welcome to America in 2017.

[BoganGod]

White kids are allowed guns, Asian kids aren't even allowed snacks. Welcome to America in 2017.

I blame tiger mums. Them cats are real mean. No fun, no gum(Singaporean reference for the dense twats in the room), no computer games until the extra homework and tutoring is done........ America, the lovely land of the free. Where they have developed discrimination, oppression and outrage as industries.
Death/Injury/Risk by Race
White - obesity and depression
Black - Domestic violence(from mother), gun shot, poor nutrition(all parts of the curve from malnutrition to morbid obesity)
Asian(yellow/chinese/vietnamese etc) - Eye strain from excess studying, suicide from the shame of not meeting parental expectations
Asian(Pakistan, India, etc) - Being mistaken for arabs, police brutality if you're an inventor/watchmaker, parental expectations enforced by beatings
First People - Gambling, alcohol, cultural cringe when watching Kevin Coster movies
Arabs - violence from rednecks, wardrobe malfunction/strangulation

The rainbow gay jesus is sad at the inhuman treatment americans accept for themselves and their children. Make America great, depot everyone and start with a seed population of chinese, british, dutch, and germans, with a tiny token amount of north indians. Emulate Singapore and earn some respect.
RGJ

[notyou2]

Kinder eggs are an Isis plot to kill our children.

[DoomYoshi]

White kids are allowed guns, Asian kids aren't even allowed snacks. Welcome to America in 2017.

No Music Class Tuesday. Welcome to America in 2017.

[Dukasaur]

White kids are allowed guns, Asian kids aren't even allowed snacks. Welcome to America in 2017.

No Music Class Tuesday. Welcome to America in 2017.

Who wants to go to Music class when they can go to Taco Bell?

[riskllama]

i ate 29 hard shell tacos w/2 packets of border sauce per from there once. i bought 40...

[DoomYoshi]

mrswdk made me realize the racial implications of that whole ad campaign:




Clearly, it's a smear campaign against white people.

[DoomYoshi]

For completion's sake, here's some more from the cunty moms group:

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[mrswdk]

After your last post I was going to say I'm glad to see that white people aren't allowed to have any fun either, but then I noticed that all the people with the guns are white.

A better ad would be 'One of them isn't allowed in McDonald's', then a photo of a topless white guy covered in tattoos next to a black guy with an assault rifle being pinned to the ground by 6 police officers because he was walking funny. That way it's a little bit more of a guessing game working out which one is the bad one.