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Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:32 am

http://www.steveheimoff.com/index.php/2 ... ee-i-sing/

Donald Trump has to go to the bathroom so frequently, according to reports from both his Secret Service detail and inner circle, that his schedule needs to be constantly readjusted to keep up with his needs.

“It’s unbelievable,” one Secret Service agent, who did not wish to be identified for obvious reasons, told the Tallahassee News, which broke the story. “It’s like every 15 minutes. Even in a motorcade, he’ll stop at every gas station along the way. If there’s no facility available, he’ll go behind a bush, and we have to flank him to make sure nobody sees.”

According to a campaign staffer, who similarly requested anonymity, Trump’s urinary requirements have been given the highest priority of all his needs during the campaign. “More than food, more than sleep, more than sex,” the staffer told radio station WOR-AM, in New York City. “It’s directly from Kellyanne [Conway]. She told us at a meeting that, no matter what else was going on, we have to make sure Mr. Trump gets his bathroom breaks.”
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Symmetry on Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:59 am

Though he is suspect, some of us, no doubt, saw likely identical knowledgeable examples buried under lawyers lying, stopping his identifiers testifying.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Dec 14, 2016 5:37 pm

It's Metsfan a wine aficionado?
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Symmetry on Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:46 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:It's Metsfan a wine aficionado?


Nah, I was bored, so tried to make a post where the first letters of each word spelled something out.

It was a bad idea.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:50 pm

I mean, it is tagged under Comedy/Satire.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:35 am

Symmetry wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:It's Metsfan a wine aficionado?


Nah, I was bored, so tried to make a post where the first letters of each word spelled something out.

It was a bad idea.


I meant because it's from a famous wine critics blog.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Bernie Sanders on Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:58 am

let's stop making fun of the future leader of the world. Next time I'm sure to hear that Trump is going to have to have his prostate gland removed!!!

OMG! the leader of the most powerful military can't cum! Geezes Christmas Batman, Putin is going to cum in his pants hearing this sh!t!
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:50 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:It's Metsfan a wine aficionado?


Nah, I was bored, so tried to make a post where the first letters of each word spelled something out.

It was a bad idea.


I meant because it's from a famous wine critics blog.


I had never heard of this blog. I came up with the thread title first in my head as a potential parody thread. Then I did a Google search for something to justify it.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:13 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:It's Metsfan a wine aficionado?


Nah, I was bored, so tried to make a post where the first letters of each word spelled something out.

It was a bad idea.


I meant because it's from a famous wine critics blog.


I had never heard of this blog. I came up with the thread title first in my head as a potential parody thread. Then I did a Google search for something to justify it.


Oh well... It used to be a good blog for wine when he was a critic for Wine Enthusiast Magazine. Now he works for a huge 'corporate style' (though technically family owned) winery so he isn't taken as seriously as he once was. I was just shocked to see his blog linked here. You should drink good wine though! It's good for you.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby BoganGod on Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:42 pm

Mookie you tool. A man of your mind should have realised long before now that people that whine come to CC. Not people who wine and dine. Shame really. If we had more gourmands would lift the tone a lot. Instead we are stuck with the vacuous echo chambers like burpie and DSOIV

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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:57 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:[

I had never heard of this blog. I came up with the thread title first in my head as a potential parody thread. Then I did a Google search for something to justify it.

Nice job!
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Dec 18, 2016 1:58 pm

BoganGod wrote:Mookie you tool. A man of your mind should have realised long before now that people that whine come to CC. Not people who wine and dine. Shame really. If we had more gourmands would lift the tone a lot. Instead we are stuck with the vacuous echo chambers like burpie and DSOIV

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Tote*s agree...

*sorry duku
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 18, 2016 4:52 pm

If you guys start a gourmand group I'm interested. I am more of a pizza, hamburger and shrimp chomping glutton but I also enjoy fine dining, just much less often.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:16 pm

What kind of group are we talking about here? Like a boy band? That only sings about small production farm raised coffee, and salt pressed fish roe?

Count me in!
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Dec 18, 2016 7:48 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Mookie you tool. A man of your mind should have realised long before now that people that whine come to CC. Not people who wine and dine. Shame really. If we had more gourmands would lift the tone a lot. Instead we are stuck with the vacuous echo chambers like burpie and DSOIV

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Tots agree...



Which tots? Tater tots?
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby Metsfanmax on Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:42 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
BoganGod wrote:Mookie you tool. A man of your mind should have realised long before now that people that whine come to CC. Not people who wine and dine. Shame really. If we had more gourmands would lift the tone a lot. Instead we are stuck with the vacuous echo chambers like burpie and DSOIV

RGJ


Tots agree...



Which tots? Tater tots?


Three year olds.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 18, 2016 9:50 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:What kind of group are we talking about here? Like a boy band? That only sings about small production farm raised coffee, and salt pressed fish roe?

Count me in!


I was thinking sub forum but this works too. Though my wife won't let me travel unless
I bring back money.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby BoganGod on Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:43 am

If we can tolerate fake bernie in the sub group, you will be able to come home with money, and probably not a very sore bottom. I have many great recipes to share.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Dec 19, 2016 5:28 pm

BoganGod wrote:If we can tolerate fake bernie in the sub group, you will be able to come home with money, and probably not a very sore bottom. I have many great recipes to share.
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I think bernie would be a perfect manager for our boy band! Kinda reminds me of Paul Giamati's character in the recent NWA film.
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Re: Incontinence Terrorizes Trump

Postby BoganGod on Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:44 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
BoganGod wrote:If we can tolerate fake bernie in the sub group, you will be able to come home with money, and probably not a very sore bottom. I have many great recipes to share.
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I think bernie would be a perfect manager for our boy band! Kinda reminds me of Paul Giamati's character in the recent NWA film.

Tru dat, ma snizzle izzle.

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