Application For Potential Sitter(Please No Tweakers)

by **King_Herpes** on Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:28 pm

Troops, I'm going to shoot you straight. Recent life events have led to me having offspring. This is going to put a huge damper on my CC attendance record, not sure if I can fulfill both tasks as a provider and an avid online gamer.

So I ask if there's anyone kind enough to help fill in for me while I continue to binge play mad games and complete my quest for medals. I don't feel confident in being able to do both and well, playing CC is more important than hunting and preying to feed another mouth at this point.

Attached is a text image of my offspring, a spoiler has been provided to control adorability factor:

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Serious inquiries only for this may take me a while yet, I thank you for any consideration. This conversation has been helpful.

-KH Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

by **mookiemcgee** on Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:44 pm

Serious question:

were you kids born with herpes or was your doctor able to control transition during the pregnancy?

Also... you hid it well!!! I had no idea by looking at you that you were even preggers!

by **BoganGod** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:40 pm

Nothing wrong with tweakers ya big goober. Twerkers on the other hand......

by **owenshooter** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:48 pm

what's wrong with tw3akers? at least you know i'll be online and won't miss a turn!!-Jésus noir

by **mookiemcgee** on Tue Nov 15, 2016 7:11 pm

Can I nominate Symmetry?

by **mrswdk** on Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:53 am

I nominate myself, and promise to continue our pattern of playing lots of games against each other in your absence.

And congrats on the mu-mu!

by **Symmetry** on Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:40 pm

You wouldn't be the first bloke on here to proposition me and then turn out to have a kid. Likely you won't be the last. Pregnancy does strange things to a man. Congrats anyway, and delete your internet history.

by **warmonger1981** on Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:45 pm

Do dick pics constitute an application?

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:48 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Do dick pics constitute an application?

Only if you're a congressman from New York.

by **Symmetry** on Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:17 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
warmonger1981 wrote:Do dick pics constitute an application?

Only if you're a congressman from New York.

Do you really think KH is that picky?

by **warmonger1981** on Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:33 am

Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.

by **iAmCaffeine** on Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:34 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Size and shape should count for something. Color not so much.

Racist.

by **warmonger1981** on Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:11 am

Black and 18 inch better?

by **BoganGod** on Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:10 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Black and 18 inch better?

Rims on your little rascal scooter?

by **betiko** on Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:42 am

Dear Herpes.
Suck it!

I beat you to it and have offspring since july. So you're like a padawan to me. Yes, I did quit CC at some point, but then I realized that I couldn't breastfeed, so I play cc instead.

Don't find lame excuses