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Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:43 am

i try to make this place fun and create a bunch of threads and polls and pretty pictures and you keep being boring and say nothing fun.

fucking polls have 32423 visits and only 10 votes.. would it kill you to vote?


you're beyond help. if it wasn't for betiko saying aggresive stuff and saxi doing cosmo surveys and all that this place would be dead.
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Postby Dukasaur on Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:59 am

nietzsche wrote:i try to make this place fun and create a bunch of threads and polls and pretty pictures and you keep being boring and say nothing fun.

fucking polls have 32423 visits and only 10 votes.. would it kill you to vote?


you're beyond help. if it wasn't for betiko saying aggresive stuff and saxi doing cosmo surveys and all that this place would be dead.



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Postby persianempire on Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:50 am

French cream puffs are aggressive? Polls are lame thats why. You're so confused mijo.
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you guys have a nice day

Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:44 am

I vote in several of those polls first and probably viewed them 32000 times so your numbers are a bit off. Sorry. I also remember people losing it over that tatertot avatar.
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Postby Serbia on Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:52 am

I voted lil' buddy. I'm here for you. Ivanka WINS and Blake WINS. They're super cool.
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Postby waauw on Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:49 am

I f*ck myself every night, thank you very much.
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:35 am

waauw wrote:I f*ck myself every night, thank you very much.


Of course you do....who else would?
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Postby warmonger1981 on Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:41 am

You would you old pervert.
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:00 pm

persianempire wrote:French cream puffs are aggressive? Polls are lame thats why. You're so confused mijo.


fck you pemp, don't call me that please.
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:01 pm

Serbia wrote:I voted lil' buddy. I'm here for you. Ivanka WINS and Blake WINS. They're super cool.


I wish you have voted for Olsen but thanks.
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:02 pm

2dimes wrote:I vote in several of those polls first and probably viewed them 32000 times so your numbers are a bit off. Sorry. I also remember people losing it over that tatertot avatar.


tatertot avatar?
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Postby nietzsche on Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:02 pm

waauw wrote:I f*ck myself every night, thank you very much.


you're welcome
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Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Nov 11, 2016 4:15 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:You would you old pervert.


Don't judge me, hole is a hole right?
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Postby warmonger1981 on Fri Nov 11, 2016 4:20 pm

That's my man! Ever f*ck a fat girl? Throw flour on her and f*ck a fold.
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Postby patches70 on Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:13 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:That's my man! Ever f*ck a fat girl? Throw flour on her and f*ck a fold.


Oh hell no, that's the worst thing to do. You might end up fucking her armpit or something.

The proper way to f*ck a fat chick is to flip through the folds until you smell shit then go back one.
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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:10 pm

Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button
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Postby warmonger1981 on Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:39 pm

What's wrong with armpits? Throw the American flag over her and f*ck Old Glory. Or throw your duck through a glory hole and hope it's a girl on the other side. If not close your eyes and pretend.
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Postby Hooch on Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:50 pm

Thanks Nietch.
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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby waauw on Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:27 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button


I guess both holes are equally deep for you.
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Postby BoganGod on Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:57 am

This thread is a micro aggression. You are a white male. A cis white male. f*ck you, you misogynist, gyno hating, gyro gobbling, pussy grabbing, deplorable gator raper.
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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:35 am

waauw wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button


I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

About as deep as America's debt. Zing!
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:32 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button



Sounds like someone needs a relationship with another human. Have you at least tried a local massage joint for a "happy ending" or perhaps getting in contact with apey? She has already expressed how beautiful you are. Of course, you'll be dealing with damaged goods, but beggars shouldn't be choosers. Am I right?

If all else fails, get a bus ticket to Chicago. I'll pick you up and get your @ss working on the street corner I run. I guarantee all the sex you can dream of!
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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby xtratabasco on Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:49 am

nietzsche wrote:i try to make this place fun and create a bunch of threads and polls and pretty pictures and you keep being boring and say nothing fun.

fucking polls have 32423 visits and only 10 votes.. would it kill you to vote?


you're beyond help. if it wasn't for betiko saying aggresive stuff and saxi doing cosmo surveys and all that this place would be dead.



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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby BoganGod on Thu Nov 17, 2016 6:37 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
waauw wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button


I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

About as deep as America's debt. Zing!

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Re: you guys go f*ck yourselves

Postby persianempire on Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:31 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
waauw wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Does fingering my booty hole count as fucking my self? How about a finger in my belly button


I guess both holes are equally deep for you.

About as deep as America's debt. Zing!

china owns yee bro..
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