Where would you buy stock?

[saxitoxin]

If you had to purchase $1,000 of stock in any one of these companies, which would you choose?

[betiko]

I can only identify nakatomi wayne and stark and i wouldn t invest in any as they all seem a bid dodgy. Not sure they could pass an IRS control without discovering massive frauds

[betiko]

Ok i checked them all... i ve never seen the show billions so i don t know if they are solid, but i don t trust them.
I m going e corp, soundslike an ibm-apple firm with more market share.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Ok i checked them all... i ve never seen the show billions so i don t know if they are solid, but i don t trust them.
I m going e corp, soundslike an ibm-apple firm with more market share.

He who controls the spice controls the universe, fool. CHOAM spanned entire star systems.

-TG

[saxitoxin]

Ok i checked them all... i ve never seen the show billions so i don t know if they are solid, but i don t trust them.
I m going e corp, soundslike an ibm-apple firm with more market share.

He who controls the spice controls the universe, fool. CHOAM spanned entire star systems.

-TG

No way I'd pick CHOAM. They're totally non-diversified, all they do is mine the spice melange. What happens if a synthetic spice is created? Or what happens if the ban on computers is lifted? CHOAM is out of business overnight.

Plus they're super-heavily regulated.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Yeah but it's only a thousand clams. No big deal.

There is no synthetic spice, heretic. But you're right, it is risky, and I'm sure their profits fell under Leto II.

-TG

[mrswdk]

Stark because he's always inventing cool new shit that'll make his stock go up. The other ones I recognise have nothing new going on.

[waauw]

Wayne Enterprises. Blue chip company with heavy diversifications in utilities sectors. Seems like a safe choice considering no financial statements are offered.

[mrswdk]

Yeah but Wayne doesn't grow, probably because it spends most of its spare cash on toys for Batman.

[waauw]

Yeah but Wayne doesn't grow, probably because it spends most of its spare cash on toys for Batman.

Dividends.

[mookiemcgee]

First let me point everyone towards the following list put together in 2007 (please keep in mind Axe Capital nor Ecorp were featured here given the age of the list):

The 25 Largest Fictional Companies
(rank) Company Fictional Universe 2007 Revenues
1. CHOAM Dune $1.7 trillion
2. Acme Corp. Looney Tunes $348.7 billion
3. Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Hitchhiker’s Guide $327.2 billion
4. MomCorp Futurama $291.8 billion
5. Rich Industries Richie Rich $163.4 billion
6. Soylent Corp. Soylent Green $157.1 billion
7. Very Big Corp. of America Monty Python $146.6 billion
8. Frobozz Magic Co. Zork $112.9 billion
9. Warbucks Industries Lil’ Orphan Annie $61.5 billion
10. Tyrell Corp. Bladerunner $59.4 billion
11. Wayne Enterprises Batman $31.3 billion
12. Virtucon Austin Powers $24.9 billion
13. Globex The Simpsons $23.7 billion
14. Umbrella Corp. Resident Evil $22.6 billion
15. Wonka Industries Charlie…Choc. Factory $21.0 billion
16. Stark Industries Iron Man $20.3 billion
17. Clampett Oil Beverly Hillbillies $18.1 billion
18. Oceanic Airlines Lost $7.8 billion
19. Yoyodyne Propulsion Sys. Crying of Lot 49 $5.8 billion
20. Cyberdyne Systems Corp. Terminator $5.5 billion
21. d’Anconia Copper Atlas Shrugged $5.0 billion
22. Gringotts Harry Potter $4.4 billion
23. Oscorp Spider-Man $3.1 billion
24. Nakatomi Trading Corp. Die-Hard $2.5 billion
25. Spacely Space Sprockets The Jetsons $1.3 billion


Choam - While on it's surface the spice company might seem like a good bet since it's the largest company, but we've only got 1K and we want it to grow QUICKLY! While Choam probably pays a decent dividend, is spice really still a growth market? I think we can do better.

Cyberdine - Unless you are rooting for the end of humanity as well as the economy (and the value of your 1K) this seems like probably the worst investment on the list.

Nakatomi - Way down the list at 2.5 billion, and with some serious legal troubles on the horizon I think there are better investment opportunitys out there. I'd list this as a sell, not a buy through Q$ 2016.

Wayne enterprises - Diversified holdings, strong leadership and great innovation and middle out dynamics. You can easily see why this company is a great buy now and for years to come. But just like Apple, if "steve jobs" ever kicks the bucket you may want montior this stock closely for signs of weakness. For today its our #2 strongest buy!!!

E Corp - Similar to Choam, this is a solid long term investment. If you want to invest your 1K and forget about it for 20 years until is 5K be my guest. Given we have little aversion to high risk plays on this free money we hope you'll consider something with a little more intrigue.

Oscorp - Since the disappearence on the namesake owner of this once heralded Fortune 100 company, things have fallen into disarray. Hitting a new 52 week low last week, we think a short sale play on this stock could be one of the best opportunities out there this Q4. We have the short play list as our #3 buy this week.

Stark Industries - Similar to Wayne enterprises in overall value, and led by wonder kid CEO Tony Stark since the passing of his father we really like what this compnay has to offer. Though lacking some diversity in it's holding, it has tremendous growth potential. It's recent brush with regulators of its weapons sales though have led to tons of bad press and followed by what will probably amount to a short term sell off due to less than impressive earning numbers in Q4. While we love this stock overall, we feel it may be better to wait a few months to see how the dust settles before re-evaluating our position.

Axe capital - Led by billionaire Bobby Axlerod, we feel there is NO WRONG TIME to get aboard the train. Axe Capital has consistently outperformed the S&P, as well as virtually all other hedge funds since it's inception less than 20 years ago. Quick growth with huge earnings for it's investors, we feel this stock has the momentum and the potential to outperform all other stock listed here today. OUR #1 stong buy of this weeks issue.

[notyou2]

I highly recommend Vandelay Industries. Get in at the bottom and go up.

[saxitoxin]

First let me point everyone towards the following list put together in 2007 (please keep in mind Axe Capital nor Ecorp were featured here given the age of the list):

The 25 Largest Fictional Companies
(rank) Company Fictional Universe 2007 Revenues
1. CHOAM Dune $1.7 trillion
2. Acme Corp. Looney Tunes $348.7 billion
3. Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Hitchhiker’s Guide $327.2 billion
4. MomCorp Futurama $291.8 billion
5. Rich Industries Richie Rich $163.4 billion
6. Soylent Corp. Soylent Green $157.1 billion
7. Very Big Corp. of America Monty Python $146.6 billion
8. Frobozz Magic Co. Zork $112.9 billion
9. Warbucks Industries Lil’ Orphan Annie $61.5 billion
10. Tyrell Corp. Bladerunner $59.4 billion
11. Wayne Enterprises Batman $31.3 billion
12. Virtucon Austin Powers $24.9 billion
13. Globex The Simpsons $23.7 billion
14. Umbrella Corp. Resident Evil $22.6 billion
15. Wonka Industries Charlie…Choc. Factory $21.0 billion
16. Stark Industries Iron Man $20.3 billion
17. Clampett Oil Beverly Hillbillies $18.1 billion
18. Oceanic Airlines Lost $7.8 billion
19. Yoyodyne Propulsion Sys. Crying of Lot 49 $5.8 billion
20. Cyberdyne Systems Corp. Terminator $5.5 billion
21. d’Anconia Copper Atlas Shrugged $5.0 billion
22. Gringotts Harry Potter $4.4 billion
23. Oscorp Spider-Man $3.1 billion
24. Nakatomi Trading Corp. Die-Hard $2.5 billion
25. Spacely Space Sprockets The Jetsons $1.3 billion


Choam - While on it's surface the spice company might seem like a good bet since it's the largest company, but we've only got 1K and we want it to grow QUICKLY! While Choam probably pays a decent dividend, is spice really still a growth market? I think we can do better.

Cyberdine - Unless you are rooting for the end of humanity as well as the economy (and the value of your 1K) this seems like probably the worst investment on the list.

Nakatomi - Way down the list at 2.5 billion, and with some serious legal troubles on the horizon I think there are better investment opportunitys out there. I'd list this as a sell, not a buy through Q$ 2016.

Wayne enterprises - Diversified holdings, strong leadership and great innovation and middle out dynamics. You can easily see why this company is a great buy now and for years to come. But just like Apple, if "steve jobs" ever kicks the bucket you may want montior this stock closely for signs of weakness. For today its our #2 strongest buy!!!

E Corp - Similar to Choam, this is a solid long term investment. If you want to invest your 1K and forget about it for 20 years until is 5K be my guest. Given we have little aversion to high risk plays on this free money we hope you'll consider something with a little more intrigue.

Oscorp - Since the disappearence on the namesake owner of this once heralded Fortune 100 company, things have fallen into disarray. Hitting a new 52 week low last week, we think a short sale play on this stock could be one of the best opportunities out there this Q4. We have the short play list as our #3 buy this week.

Stark Industries - Similar to Wayne enterprises in overall value, and led by wonder kid CEO Tony Stark since the passing of his father we really like what this compnay has to offer. Though lacking some diversity in it's holding, it has tremendous growth potential. It's recent brush with regulators of its weapons sales though have led to tons of bad press and followed by what will probably amount to a short term sell off due to less than impressive earning numbers in Q4. While we love this stock overall, we feel it may be better to wait a few months to see how the dust settles before re-evaluating our position.

Axe capital - Led by billionaire Bobby Axlerod, we feel there is NO WRONG TIME to get aboard the train. Axe Capital has consistently outperformed the S&P, as well as virtually all other hedge funds since it's inception less than 20 years ago. Quick growth with huge earnings for it's investors, we feel this stock has the momentum and the potential to outperform all other stock listed here today. OUR #1 stong buy of this weeks issue.

vote changed to Axe

[mookiemcgee]

I highly recommend Vandelay Industries. Get in at the bottom and go up.

Haha, this may conflict with my Kramerica industries holdings.

[Dukasaur]

Ok i checked them all... i ve never seen the show billions so i don t know if they are solid, but i don t trust them.
I m going e corp, soundslike an ibm-apple firm with more market share.

He who controls the spice controls the universe, fool. CHOAM spanned entire star systems.

-TG

+1

[Dukasaur]

First let me point everyone towards the following list put together in 2007 (please keep in mind Axe Capital nor Ecorp were featured here given the age of the list):

The 25 Largest Fictional Companies
(rank) Company Fictional Universe 2007 Revenues
1. CHOAM Dune $1.7 trillion
2. Acme Corp. Looney Tunes $348.7 billion
3. Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Hitchhiker’s Guide $327.2 billion
4. MomCorp Futurama $291.8 billion
5. Rich Industries Richie Rich $163.4 billion
6. Soylent Corp. Soylent Green $157.1 billion
7. Very Big Corp. of America Monty Python $146.6 billion
8. Frobozz Magic Co. Zork $112.9 billion
9. Warbucks Industries Lil’ Orphan Annie $61.5 billion
10. Tyrell Corp. Bladerunner $59.4 billion
11. Wayne Enterprises Batman $31.3 billion
12. Virtucon Austin Powers $24.9 billion
13. Globex The Simpsons $23.7 billion
14. Umbrella Corp. Resident Evil $22.6 billion
15. Wonka Industries Charlie…Choc. Factory $21.0 billion
16. Stark Industries Iron Man $20.3 billion
17. Clampett Oil Beverly Hillbillies $18.1 billion
18. Oceanic Airlines Lost $7.8 billion
19. Yoyodyne Propulsion Sys. Crying of Lot 49 $5.8 billion
20. Cyberdyne Systems Corp. Terminator $5.5 billion
21. d’Anconia Copper Atlas Shrugged $5.0 billion
22. Gringotts Harry Potter $4.4 billion
23. Oscorp Spider-Man $3.1 billion
24. Nakatomi Trading Corp. Die-Hard $2.5 billion
25. Spacely Space Sprockets The Jetsons $1.3 billion


Choam - While on it's surface the spice company might seem like a good bet since it's the largest company, but we've only got 1K and we want it to grow QUICKLY! While Choam probably pays a decent dividend, is spice really still a growth market? I think we can do better.

Cyberdine - Unless you are rooting for the end of humanity as well as the economy (and the value of your 1K) this seems like probably the worst investment on the list.

Nakatomi - Way down the list at 2.5 billion, and with some serious legal troubles on the horizon I think there are better investment opportunitys out there. I'd list this as a sell, not a buy through Q$ 2016.

Wayne enterprises - Diversified holdings, strong leadership and great innovation and middle out dynamics. You can easily see why this company is a great buy now and for years to come. But just like Apple, if "steve jobs" ever kicks the bucket you may want montior this stock closely for signs of weakness. For today its our #2 strongest buy!!!

E Corp - Similar to Choam, this is a solid long term investment. If you want to invest your 1K and forget about it for 20 years until is 5K be my guest. Given we have little aversion to high risk plays on this free money we hope you'll consider something with a little more intrigue.

Oscorp - Since the disappearence on the namesake owner of this once heralded Fortune 100 company, things have fallen into disarray. Hitting a new 52 week low last week, we think a short sale play on this stock could be one of the best opportunities out there this Q4. We have the short play list as our #3 buy this week.

Stark Industries - Similar to Wayne enterprises in overall value, and led by wonder kid CEO Tony Stark since the passing of his father we really like what this compnay has to offer. Though lacking some diversity in it's holding, it has tremendous growth potential. It's recent brush with regulators of its weapons sales though have led to tons of bad press and followed by what will probably amount to a short term sell off due to less than impressive earning numbers in Q4. While we love this stock overall, we feel it may be better to wait a few months to see how the dust settles before re-evaluating our position.

Axe capital - Led by billionaire Bobby Axlerod, we feel there is NO WRONG TIME to get aboard the train. Axe Capital has consistently outperformed the S&P, as well as virtually all other hedge funds since it's inception less than 20 years ago. Quick growth with huge earnings for it's investors, we feel this stock has the momentum and the potential to outperform all other stock listed here today. OUR #1 stong buy of this weeks issue.

One interesting company missing from this is Biffco from Back to the Future II. Any idea what that was worth?

[Phatscotty]

At my local exchange silly!

[BoganGod]

Ok i checked them all... i ve never seen the show billions so i don t know if they are solid, but i don t trust them.
I m going e corp, soundslike an ibm-apple firm with more market share.

He who controls the spice controls the universe, fool. CHOAM spanned entire star systems.

-TG

Do you deny that I have the power to destroy the spice? Look into the future and what do you see?


Why have I missed for all this time that your avatar resembles a guild navigator?

[BoganGod]

f*ck you all. What a shitty useless poll, I should use my family atomics whether or not that means going rogue.

You don't buy stock, you create stock. Float your own business

[Dukasaur]

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