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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Oct 30, 2016 8:41 am

nietzsche wrote:now Dukasaur.


I'll start.



Would you like to hang out with saxitoxin?

Probably.

I mean, he certainly is an asshole online. However, my experience thus far is that people in real life are much better than they pretend to be online. The biggest, hugest, most monstrous asshole online that I ever encountered online turned out to be a super-nice guy when I met him in real life. So, I always keep in mind that the Internet brings out the worst in people and that it's not real.

Saxi is certainly interesting at times. I'm dying to find out if he really is East German, if he really is a swinger, what he actually does for a living, etc.
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby waauw on Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:52 am

How do you as a canadian citizen look at the american elections?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby KoolBak on Sun Oct 30, 2016 10:25 am

Gods...really? Hopefully he looks at it, says "f*ck it" and has a nice poutine and Labatts....
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:21 am

KoolBak wrote:Gods...really? Hopefully he looks at it, says "f*ck it" and has a nice poutine and Labatts....


How could anyone look away?

It's like an airplane crashing into a bus, that hit a train, causing thousands of monkeys to escape, into the busy pedestrian area of a city at lunch hour.

You don't want to be caught up in it, but you are captivated and have to watch.
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Bernie Sanders on Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:15 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:now Dukasaur.


I'll start.



Would you like to hang out with saxitoxin?

Probably.

I mean, he certainly is an asshole online. However, my experience thus far is that people in real life are much better than they pretend to be online. The biggest, hugest, most monstrous asshole online that I ever encountered online turned out to be a super-nice guy when I met him in real life. So, I always keep in mind that the Internet brings out the worst in people and that it's not real.

Saxi is certainly interesting at times. I'm dying to find out if he really is East German, if he really is a swinger, what he actually does for a living, etc.

Saxi is a paid Kremlin insider. Lives in a rundown apartment on the outskirts of Moscow
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:34 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Would you like to hang out with saxitoxin?

Probably.

I mean, he certainly is an asshole online. However, my experience thus far is that people in real life are much better than they pretend to be online. T


IM WORSE

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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 31, 2016 6:56 pm

waauw wrote:How do you as a canadian citizen look at the american elections?

That's a very big question. Quite frankly, I framed out a great answer, but I realized I don't want to do all that much typing, so I'll have to abbreviate it somewhat.

First of all, the "as a canadian citizen" is a bit misleading. I am indeed a Canadian citizen, but not a typical one, so I don't think my views should be considered representative. For the most part, Canadian politics is a bit to the left of American politics, and most Canadians are walking around shaking their heads, mystified about how a Trump could poll 10%, much less 44%.

My own view is quite a bit different. I think it's just a rule of nature that shit rises to the top. I've said for a long time that the most important qualification for political office is dishonesty. The only moderately honest man to get within a sniff of the White House in the last century, Jimmy Carter, managed to sneak in, but then lasted only one term before suffering a crushing defeat once someone with a healthy talent for lying came along to challenge him.

People for the most part vote with their heart, not with their head. They want to hear feel-good aphorisms, not inconvenient facts. Man is a tribal species, and all of us (even extraordinarily rational people) want to know that the alpha monkey is going to go beat the shit out of the evil <insert name of pariah-of-the-day here> and make things right again. Most of all people hate complex answers they don't understand. They don't want to hear that the economy is influenced by hundreds of factors, many of them outside of our control. They want to hear simple, stupid answers to complex problems. "Make the rich fuckers pay" if you're looking from the bottom up, or "tell the lazy welfare losers to go get a job" if you're looking from the top down.

Nobody is better suited to politics than a sociopathic habitual liar, so it does not surprise me one little bit that two of the most sociopathic habitual liars in the country have risen to the top. What surprises me most is how surprised everyone else seems to be. Most people are calling this election an anomaly. To me, it just the natural evolution of democracy. Politicians have always lied, but they always seemed at least slightly embarrassed when they got caught. Finally we have reached the point where politicians have realized that while the truth can damage them a little bit, it can't damage them enough to matter, and that the winning strategy is not to back down, but to tell even bigger and more outrageous lies. Far from being anomaly, this election is the shape of things to come.

saxitoxin wrote:Anyway, would you rather owe $1,000,000 to Revenue Canada, $1,000,000 to the Mob, $1,000,000 to Scotiabank, or $1,000,000 to nietzsche?

I'd rather owe $1,000,000 for an unpaid tab at Sheri's Ranch.
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:34 pm

Freddy or Jason?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:53 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Freddy or Jason?


Would you believe: I have never seen a single movie in either series. So, no opinion.

When I was young I saw the original Night of the Living Dead, and it scared me shitless. For two weeks I couldn't sleep without my shotgun. Imagine that, if you will: little Dukasaur, 12 or 13 years old, cuddled up with a full-size double-barrel 12-guage in bed. It's a miracle I didn't accidentally shoot myself.
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:58 pm

They're coming to get you, Dukasaur!

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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:51 pm

What was your costume and did you get a good haul?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:18 am

2dimes wrote:What was your costume and did you get a good haul?


Last time I wore a costume on Halloween was 1994. I was dressed as an Arab sheikh. And it wasn't some cheap dime-store one-size-fits-all sheikh outfit. I actually went to a professional seamstress who designs costumes for local theatre companies, and got a real quality outfit that had been made for some professional theatric performance. She did a proper custom-fitting and the costume fit me perfectly.

A good haul? Yes, I got laid. Thanks for asking...:)
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby BoganGod on Tue Nov 01, 2016 1:21 am

Dookie, laying your cousin don't count.
Can you recount a recent situation where wearing a costume has been good for you?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Serbia on Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:49 am

Dukasaur wrote:
2dimes wrote:What was your costume and did you get a good haul?


Last time I wore a costume on Halloween was 1994. I was dressed as an Arab sheikh. And it wasn't some cheap dime-store one-size-fits-all sheikh outfit. I actually went to a professional seamstress who designs costumes for local theatre companies, and got a real quality outfit that had been made for some professional theatric performance. She did a proper custom-fitting and the costume fit me perfectly.

A good haul? Yes, I got laid. Thanks for asking...:)


By the seamstress?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:03 am

Serbia wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
2dimes wrote:What was your costume and did you get a good haul?


Last time I wore a costume on Halloween was 1994. I was dressed as an Arab sheikh. And it wasn't some cheap dime-store one-size-fits-all sheikh outfit. I actually went to a professional seamstress who designs costumes for local theatre companies, and got a real quality outfit that had been made for some professional theatric performance. She did a proper custom-fitting and the costume fit me perfectly.

A good haul? Yes, I got laid. Thanks for asking...:)


By the seamstress?

I think he confused. It was a tailor.
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby nietzsche on Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:22 pm

Dukasaur, are you an anarchist?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby 2dimes on Tue Nov 01, 2016 3:57 pm

BoganGod wrote:Dookie, laying your cousin don't count.

That hardly seems fair.

BoganGod wrote:Can you recount a recent situation where wearing a costume has been good for you?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby betiko on Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:44 pm

Dukasaur, tell us a story of little doomyoshi. Did you buy his first console and were you playing with him instead of helping him do his homework?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby riskllama on Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:05 pm

how do u feel about liver wurst?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby KoolBak on Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:48 pm

Do you like Poutine? If so, have you ever made it? If so, can you fess up your fave recipe?? And I mean in detail....cooking methods, spices, gravy recipe......
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:06 am

BoganGod wrote:Dookie, laying your cousin don't count.
Can you recount a recent situation where wearing a costume has been good for you?

Well, that party in '94 was the last time I wore a costume, so no, not really.

Unless you're prepared to include safety gear at work. When I was young, I was always one of those "Safety -- shmafety!" scofflaws who would throw the hardhat in the ditch as soon as the foreman's back was turned. But the last few years, call it getting old, or call it, well, getting old, but I'm suddenly showing up with work boots and hardhat and reflective vest and safety goggles and everything by the book. Maybe I'm feeling my own mortality.

Under the circumstances, I suppose that's a good thing.

Serbia wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
2dimes wrote:What was your costume and did you get a good haul?


Last time I wore a costume on Halloween was 1994. I was dressed as an Arab sheikh. And it wasn't some cheap dime-store one-size-fits-all sheikh outfit. I actually went to a professional seamstress who designs costumes for local theatre companies, and got a real quality outfit that had been made for some professional theatric performance. She did a proper custom-fitting and the costume fit me perfectly.

A good haul? Yes, I got laid. Thanks for asking...:)


By the seamstress?

No, not by the seamstress.

By a young lady of my acquaintance who also showed up at the party. It was my second attempt at university; I was 30-something and most of my classmates were 20-something. Anyway, I fell in with a very artsy crowd. They ran the alternative music club downtown as a non-profit commune, that kind of thing. A lot of the local leaders of Mensa, NORML, etc., etc. When they invited me to their Halloween party I was flattered. But the word was, serious costumes only, no half-assing it. Which is why I went to the seamstress, having no talent in this area myself.

Anyway, there was a young lady I was in love with, but my love was not returned. There was a different young lady whom I was acquainted with but had no particular designs on. She also was in love with someone who did not reciprocate. The two of us sat at the Halloween party and expressed sympathy to each other about our unrequited loves. And one thing led to another and suddenly we were consoling each other with great vigour.

It didn't lead to anything long-term, but it was great fun.

Oh, and she was a March Hare.

nietzsche wrote:Dukasaur, are you an anarchist?


No, I'm not an anarchist, although I have a great deal of sympathy for anarchists.

From a purely moral viewpoint anarchism is the only morally-consistent system. Nobody can rule another without their explicit consent, and almost none of us has explicitly consented to being ruled by whatever gang of thugs we are ruled by.

Government-worshipers say things like "when you vote you are consenting" but that is total bullshit. Knowing that I am going to be screwed, marking a ballot to choose the least-horrible option of whom I should be screwed by does not constitute consent; it only constitutes harm-mitigation. Saying that voting for the least of three evils constitutes consent is like saying that the condemned man consents to his execution because he chooses his last meal.

Government-worshipers also say bogus things like, "You drive on the government road, therefore you consent." Again, I call bullshit. Nobody knows what would be there if the government road wasn't. Perhaps there would be no road, but a perfectly usable track, kept in repair by volunteer efforts. Or perhaps an entrepreneur might have built a privately-owned road, and perhaps that road might have been far better than the one the government has put there. Nobody knows what options there might be if government hadn't usurped the role of sole arbiter of road rights-of-way. My need to go from A to B exists independently of the question of whose road describes that path.

So, that's the moral side. Nobody has a right to rule another; all government is force. Read Franz Oppenheimer: when you follow the history of any nation to its ultimate source, at the very root you will find a gang of thugs who rode into a peace-loving village with their swords drawn and said, "we're here to protect you. Give us all your gold."

However, there's a pragmatic side. Ultimately, we don't have time to live in a Hobbessian state of nature. Constantly brandishing our weapons and proving to the guy down the street that we're capable of resisting his attempts to steal our shit is just such a life-sucking waste of effort that delegating most of this duty to a police force and a system of law courts does make sense. Pragmatically.

One of the best reads of my life has been Andrew Potter and Joseph Heath's Why the Culture Can't be Jammed. They express it like so: (paraphrase from memory, don't have the book in front of me) "All of us have experienced the situation when we're on a collision course in a hallway, and we dodge to the right, only to find the person has dodged the same way, then we try dodging the other way, only to find the person has likewise overcorrected. This hallway dance usually ends in a near-collision, followed by an embarrassed smile, a mumbled apology, and perhaps a few chuckles. It's funny at 3 miles per hour in a high-school hallway. It's not so funny at 100 miles per hour on the expressway." Morally, nobody has the right to tell us to drive on one side or the other, but pragmatically, it's convenient that someone does. It saves lives, it saves a lot of damage, and at the very least it saves a lot of time and effort that would otherwise be spent swerving and dodging. Personally, I'm content to let it be so.

A former boss of mine once said, "there's a lot of dead people who had the right-of-way." In the end, you take the pragmatic road or you die. Anarchism may be the only morally-consistent system, but pragmatism dictates that we compromise with the bad guys and try our best to work it out. Government is evil, but it is a necessary evil. A healthy distrust of government is good, but paralyzing hatred for government is not.

betiko wrote:Dukasaur, tell us a story of little doomyoshi. Did you buy his first console and were you playing with him instead of helping him do his homework?

Well, his/our first and third consoles were opposite side of the same coin. We had a boarder who moved in with an SNES, and when he moved out he left it behind. That was our console for years and years, but it finally died. After that I bought a new (well, new to us) SNES at a 2nd-hand store, but it soon died also. By that point the N64 was all the rage, and I bought an N64, but our next boarder stole it and pawned it for drugs. Yoshi was quite angry, but I took it in stride as the turning of the wheel of karma. Our first console had been left to us for free by a boarder, and our third console was stolen from us by a boarder, so in the end we broke even.

Yes, I was guilty of playing on the console instead of helping him with his homework...:) Although, he was a smart kid and rarely needed help.

We didn't really play together all that much. My big console-playing years were from '91 to '95, and DoomYoshi started getting heavily into console games mainly from '96 onward, so it didn't really overlap much. I played mostly turn-based strategy games like Nobunaga's Ambition and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The only real-time game I played was Sim City, if you can even call that real-time, since I was on the pause button most of the time. When DY got into games it was mainly first-person shooters like Goldeneye and Ocarina of Time, and I just don't have the eye-hand co-ordination for that kind of thing. There was only a fairly brief period from '95 to '96 when we were playing together, and it was mainly spinning-block games like Tetris and Dr. Mario and above all Kirby's Avalanche.

riskllama wrote:how do u feel about liver wurst?

I LOVE liverwurst. I love every wurst, and I love every pâté, so liverwurst which is the intersection of Wurst St. and Pâté Ave. is a natural hangout for me.

I used to have a trucking route that took me into downtown Montreal three or four times a year, and it was the high point of my year to go into a deli in downtown Montreal and get Pâté de campagne au foie, which is like meatloaf saturated with liverwurst. Heaven on earth!

KoolBak wrote:Do you like Poutine? If so, have you ever made it? If so, can you fess up your fave recipe?? And I mean in detail....cooking methods, spices, gravy recipe......

I do like poutine. My wife has occasionally made it at home, but mostly it's just an on-the-road thing for me.

I do other neat things with potatoes, including really good potato pancakes, but all the poutines I've ever eaten were made by someone else.
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby BoganGod on Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:29 am

Thank you so much for sharing.
If I could be so bold as to ask another question.
Dukasaur, do you think there should be a list of banned words, or is that political correctness gone mad?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby waauw on Sat Dec 10, 2016 10:47 am

If you had to pick one CC-frequenter to give a hug, one to give a slap and another one to high-five, who would you pick? And why?
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Re: Ask Dukasaur a question

Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:37 pm

Poutine is easy, yet there is too much preparation, it seems like a hotdog.

You would likely never actually make a wiener, though you might cook them at home and have hotdogs. Poutine is typically something you suddenly think. I need one and go get one to eat right away. My wife made some Poutine, it seemed wrong, like a hamburger made with sliced bread.

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riskllama wrote:how do u feel about liver wurst?

I LOVE liverwurst. I love every wurst, and I love every pâté, so liverwurst which is the intersection of Wurst St. and Pâté Ave. is a natural hangout for me.

I used to have a trucking route that took me into downtown Montreal three or four times a year, and it was the high point of my year to go into a deli in downtown Montreal and get Pâté de campagne au foie, which is like meatloaf saturated with liverwurst. Heaven on earth!



Sounds marvelous. I like the coarse herbed liver sausage best. Frebee brand or what ever the spelling is.

I finally tried Haggis in 2013. It's like a thick pate. Quite terrific.
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Postby riskllama on Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:29 pm

ugh, the coarse stuff i cannot do.
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