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Brains or booty?

Brains
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30%
Backside
5
50%
I'm gay
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Total votes : 10

Brains or backside?

Postby The asylum on Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:37 pm

I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby Bernie Sanders on Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:56 pm

Chicken fooker?

You sick bastard!
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:32 pm

If you stay with a girl that annoys you simply for the sex, you sir are a cad and an idiot.
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:56 pm

vagina
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby KoolBak on Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:36 am

The asylum wrote:I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me


I'll believe it when we see the pix. And that's one talkative bird....cockatoo? :lol:
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby BoganGod on Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:02 pm

KoolBak wrote:
The asylum wrote:I've just had to listen to my bird whining on to me about her friends, work etc for 57 minutes. Tbh she bores the shit out of me but when i'm banging her hard from behind and that sexy arse vibrates I can forgive her her misgivings. Besides I have male friends to talk to about stuff that interests me


I'll believe it when we see the pix. And that's one talkative bird....cockatoo? :lol:

Cucked by two more like it. I fell out of my chair laughing when I read "I have male friends", keep on trying kiddo. Just because a bloke lets you beat them off, doesn't make them your friend. Right betiko?
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby waauw on Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:35 am

Have fun growing old together :roll:
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby Serbia on Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:05 pm

Norse always did like pretending to be hard and not a virgin on these forums.
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby Symmetry on Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:52 pm

Serbia wrote:Norse always did like pretending to be hard and not a virgin on these forums.


Thankfully, you saw through his elaborate web of deception.
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:26 pm

Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:44 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.


Or just a prostitute.

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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby Gillipig on Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:27 pm

Belly!
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:48 am

Gillipig wrote:Belly!

Pork Belly, you norse lovin cunt
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:02 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Seriously: if a guy is with a woman just for sex but finds her dull otherwise,then not only is she the wrong girl for him, but just as importantly he's the wrong guy for her. It's not rocket science.


Or just a prostitute.

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Good point. But I
Have no experience of that so it didn't occur to me.
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Re: Brains or backside?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:28 pm

Gillipig wrote:Belly!

unless she has an outie belly button
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