Glenn Beck endorses Clinton!

[Bernie Sanders]

OMFG! What's next, dogs sleeping with cats? BoganBoy admits he's gay?


http://uproxx.com/news/glenn-beck-endorses-hillary-clinton/

[Serbia]

More laziness from the failed candidate. As though I'd expect any less.

No, Glenn Beck Did Not Endorse Or Say He Supports Hillary Clinton

[jonesthecurl]

Even more unlikely: I just agreed with something Boris Johnson said.

[Bernie Sanders]

More laziness from the failed candidate. As though I'd expect any less.

No, Glenn Beck Did Not Endorse Or Say He Supports Hillary Clinton

Are you upset that Glenn Beck is supporting Hillary over The Donald?

He may be becoming sane.

[BoganGod]

Breaking News
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BERNIE grabs crooked Hillary right on her deplorable pussy. Cunt blocking Huma, and forever earning raping Bill's gratitude.
David Attenborough rings Bernie to admit defeat, knowing only way to top Bernie's bravery is to give Oprah a rim job the day after thanks giving.

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[Bernie Sanders]

Boganboy and his silly homophobia posts.

Sort of like all the most staunchest anti-homosexual Congressmen, who end getting caught in the washroom or elsewhere hitting on other men.

Come out of the closet BoganBoy and feel free!

[tzor]

Are you upset that Glenn Beck is supporting Hillary over The Donald?

He may be becoming sane.

Clearly Glenn went off the deep end. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem, but since Jeff (Fisher) had already belly flopped in from the diving board, there was no longer any water left in the pool. Fortunately, he landed on Jeffy and no permanent damage was done.

[Lootifer]

I fully get behind his original statement. That's the problem with the human brain.

We see the simple (incorrect) interpretation, and ignore the slightly more complex (correct) piece of information.

But I guess Bernie wouldn't draw out the idiots* by leading with a byline "Glenn Beck makes a well articulated statement about the despondent state of the US Presidential election".

* note: to draw out the idiots, generally one has to be an idiot as well - or at the very least is acting like an idiot in this instance.

[BoganGod]

Boganboy and his silly homophobia posts.

Sort of like all the most staunchest anti-homosexual Congressmen, who end getting caught in the washroom or elsewhere hitting on other men.

Come out of the closet BoganBoy and feel free!

homophobia? I work in an industry full of fruits, in kitchens loaded with muscle marys, more gays there are, more pussy for me. I love gay people. Have a gay parent, and a gay brother. The only thing I fear about homosexuality is the delusion of fashion sense it imparts to some style challenged people. I would much rather have my dick sucked by the Donald than deplorable Hillary.
You sick sir, are the true homophobe. Your penchant for anal sex is nothing to do with pleasure and everything to do with pain and control. Fetish not pleasure, debasement rather than loving sexual expression. I'm sorry the rabbi didn't touch you often enough to bolster your self esteem and self worth.

[Serbia]

More laziness from the failed candidate. As though I'd expect any less.

No, Glenn Beck Did Not Endorse Or Say He Supports Hillary Clinton

Are you upset that Glenn Beck is supporting Hillary over The Donald?

He may be becoming sane.

Why would that bother me? I'm not voting for either Trump or Clinton.

[Bernie Sanders]

Boganboy and his silly homophobia posts.

Sort of like all the most staunchest anti-homosexual Congressmen, who end getting caught in the washroom or elsewhere hitting on other men.

Come out of the closet BoganBoy and feel free!

homophobia? I work in an industry full of fruits, in kitchens loaded with muscle marys, more gays there are, more pussy for me. I love gay people. Have a gay parent, and a gay brother. The only thing I fear about homosexuality is the delusion of fashion sense it imparts to some style challenged people. I would much rather have my dick sucked by the Donald than deplorable Hillary.
You sick sir, are the true homophobe. Your penchant for anal sex is nothing to do with pleasure and everything to do with pain and control. Fetish not pleasure, debasement rather than loving sexual expression. I'm sorry the rabbi didn't touch you often enough to bolster your self esteem and self worth.

Wanting Trump to suck your little dick, makes you gay. I wanting to dick you in the @ss has nothing to do with sex, rather more about me having control over your little world.

[BoganGod]

Another complete failure at paraphrasing my remarks. We need more Phattys, and less Bernies